r/ColoradoAvalanche Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 12h ago

Wake up, babe. New Ryker candid just dropped

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I just love him. ❤️

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u/themrs0830 12h ago

He’s so fun, met him before the game.

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u/davesnotonreddit 12h ago

Will Forte could play his brother in a movie

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u/zestfullybe 11h ago

MacGruber sequel idea

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u/DocPsycho1 LOC NESS MONSTER 12h ago

Rude, just rub it in our faces why dont you

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u/flashdurb Stadium Series 2020 Survivor 9h ago

Wearing a nametag as if it’s he’s not an A-list celebrity

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 12h ago

I'm so jealous!!!

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u/discdude303 12h ago

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u/DominionMM1 Ray Bennett’s kid 12h ago

Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh.

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u/pikadegallito Adam Deadmarsh Fan Club President 11h ago

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u/DominionMM1 Ray Bennett’s kid 11h ago

I think we’ve found the banner for the main sub.

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u/OhFootballFriend 11h ago

I’m going to get this professionally printed and I’m gonna hang out at his liquor store until he signs it.

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u/GoldenBuffaloes 10h ago

New flair? Please mods.

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u/berticusberticus 12h ago

The blue on those jerseys is like the blue you see on Chinese knockoffs.

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 12h ago

The jerseys are superweird!

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u/BetterThanABear 9h ago

It hurts my eyes to look at

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u/TidesTheyTurn 12h ago

I’d actually take to the streets if Kroenke ever got rid of Ryker.

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 12h ago

Same. I absolutely love the energy he brings to everything he touches.

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u/BetterThanABear 9h ago

And my pitchfork!

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u/pickle_pickled 2h ago

He's been with altitude for a long time likely the only way he'd go anywhere is on his own choice

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u/Hi_Flyers 12h ago

ryker is a fucking legend

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 12h ago

They should retire his number, tbh

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u/ChipDouglas09 12h ago

This man is a treasure

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u/davesnotonreddit 12h ago

Such a beaut

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u/WangStretzky 11h ago

Hope that isnt the new jersey colors because eww.

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u/pemart22 11h ago

Nah, those are K1 jerseys. Just made for this game.

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u/lostlakemountain 10h ago

Stache Ryker could get it tbh

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u/flashdurb Stadium Series 2020 Survivor 9h ago

Way better phone background than the ones the team put out

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u/CallMeCreamPie 9h ago

Does anyone know if there was a stream we can watch this game from? Was out of town!

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 9h ago

It was on Altitude. They might put it up at some point.

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u/Vurrag 10h ago

He was a better hockey player than on air personality.....I just don't like his schtick.

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u/SilverScimitar13 Nuke x Blacky Bromance Enjoyer 🫂 10h ago

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u/flashdurb Stadium Series 2020 Survivor 9h ago

Try to remember that at the end of the day this is just a game and it doesn’t need to be so serious. He makes the players laugh in interviews, kids love him and love hearing him alongside Moser, and he offsets guys like Yan Stastny who are little more soft spoken.