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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard 6d ago
It almost sucks that we found a better way of getting rid of nuclear waste (shoving it into a deep borehole past bedrock and filling the hole with concrete), because those extremely long-term nuclear waste storage facilities designed to outlast society would have gone insanely hard.
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u/thedawesome anxious millennial cowboy 6d ago
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u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard 6d ago
I mean we're still building those facilities for a reason, like the WIPP, or that one in Finland. Even if boreholes overcome their capacity limits there'd still probably need to be some way to warn any potential future people not to drill there, especially with horizontal drill holes
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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard 6d ago
Well, the idea is that it takes more technology to dig that deep than it does to understand what radiation is. And even a society as advanced as ours rarely digs that deep anyway. We’re better off leaving these sites unmarked to not give future people any reason to dig there.
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u/Artoy_Nerian 1d ago
Yeah, Tom Scott mentioned that in a video. Marking in any way a site just draws attention to it and doing stuff to try to keep people out might make them think you are hiding something valuable.
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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard 1d ago
That is another good point. Any “keep out or you will die” sign, no matter how well-communicated, can always be interpreted as a lie to keep valuable treasure safe. OP’s meme but unironically.
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u/zekromNLR veteran of the bear war of 2025 6d ago
This would be to put on top of the borehole to discourage people from digging there
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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard 6d ago
No need, multiple kilometers of solid rock does that job quite well. You need to be pretty technologically advanced to even dig that deep (probably advanced enough to know what radiation is), and even if you are that advanced people don’t tend to dig random boreholes in random places for no reason. Marking it with big sign that says “there is something dangerous many kilometers below here” would if anything only increase the odds that someone would dig a massive borehole there. Leaving it unmarked makes it vanishingly unlikely that someone would dig a massive borehole there.
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u/hotdiggitydooby r/place participant 5d ago
Until a future society of people obsessed with digging massive boreholes develops
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u/like_a_pharaoh 21h ago
Any society capable of digging such boreholes is also a society that'll be aware what ionizing radiation is.
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u/oceanjunkie 6d ago
IMHO we should just leave it in a secure building for 100 years and let people in the future figure it out. Their technology is going to be inconceivably beyond ours so they will probably have a better long term solution.
If we ever overcome energy scarcity then I would imagine something like a fully automated chemical processing plant that can separate out the really nasty isotopes and concentrate them since I believe most of the mass of this nuclear waste is not the radioisotopes themselves. Then they could be disposed of with only a fraction of the original volume. Or perhaps those future people will even have a good use for these radioisotopes.
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u/Fang2604 Nazi exterminator 6d ago
i think the idea was that in the event that civilisation recesses/something else unfamiliar with the concept of nuclear waste was to explore. Banking on them being smarter than us is just setting it up for failure
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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard 5d ago
That’s all well and good if you assume that the people whose problem it is will be more advanced. But for all we know, humanity might technologically regress. Or we might abandon Earth or go extinct entirely, leaving room for some other species to grow into a technological civilization.
Nuclear waste stays dangerous for hundreds of thousands of years. There really is no telling what will happen in that time, we could have human footprints on the far side of the galaxy by then.
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u/RegularSky6702 6d ago
Honestly I wish they did this but just put like giant statues of people's dicks and balls falling off. It would convey the point way easier
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u/MordWincer 6d ago
Yeah but the point is that the signs have to be very long-term, so that even non-human creatures could recognize the danger.
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u/Eatlyh 6d ago
What if there is a being who is very pointy?
Like what if a being finds those spikes very titillating and thinks that it must be something valuable since such an altar was erected for it?
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u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard 6d ago
That's why you hedge your bets and don't just use one method of conveying danger. A big part of it is just making the land uninhabitable just in case none of the warnings work, as unlikely as that is (though people forgetting about nuclear waste is also pretty unlikely)
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u/RegularSky6702 6d ago
I think most species of animal (as long as mammal) would probably take it at it's face value. We could add on other animals loosing their pemis too so they'd really get the point
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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman 6d ago
Even non-mammals (sapient octopus people for example) would be freaked out by it
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u/Corgelia The Thomas Edison of bein g sleepy 6d ago
Splatoon 4: They All Die Of Radiation Poisioning
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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman 6d ago
The majority of radioactive waste reaches safe levels in less than 100,000 years, which is less time than it would take for a new species to evolve sapience
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u/Adorable-Response-75 6d ago
If you found a 10,000 year old statue in front of a cave, with people’s balls falling off… wouldn’t you want to check it out more?
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u/ibimsderjakob If you can can read this, you read it wrong 6d ago
Free bottom surgery?
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u/Throgg_not_stupid 6d ago
free MtF (male to fallout NPC) surgery
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u/WondernutsWizard 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 4d ago
Fallout 4 NPCs are pretty hot sometimes so that's fine by me
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u/MagosZyne 5d ago
But over time it would start to resemble what a regular statue of dicks and balls would look like when broken by time and the elements and if you found a place where people apparently decided to erect multiple phallic statues, wouldn't you want to check it out?
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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason 5d ago
the fundamental problem is you need to communicate that it's somethings there so so people don't randomly dig there and accidentally stumble upon it.
you also need to communicate that it's dangerous otherwise people will want to dig up this archeological site. we are doing that right now after all.
but there's really no way to do that without attracting people who will hear "dangerous" and get interested. Regardless of how much you warn them that it's not worth it.
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u/bacon_girl42 I'm a woman because I said so 6d ago
only somewhat related, but I remember when the splatoon 3 side order DLC was announced, they showed some concept art of an octoling looking at spikes like those and then they weren't in the final game whatsoever. also I can thank splatoon theory videos from the time for me understanding this meme
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u/SpecialistAddendum6 cutsom 6d ago
Link? I have to see that
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u/SunEnderdragon 6d ago
No, different Nintendo series.
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u/-EIIie 6d ago
What does this mean pls explain....
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u/How2Die101 6d ago
These spikes are a proposed method of marking nuclear waste. Since the stuff stays dangerously radioactive for millennia, a method for warning future civilizations of it without using any form of language (as it would inevitably drift and become unrecognizable) or referencing the concept of radiation (in case science regreses to the point radiation is no longer understood) had to be made, hence the spikes. The message that is to be communicated was very clearly defined.
"This is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us."
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u/Just2Observe 6d ago
I fuckimg hate the excessive fearmongering about nuclear waste. We have so many things so much more dangerous than it, for example that one gold mine that has to artificially be kept frozen forever or it will kill all life on the planet. Or climate change. Or just direct pollution from fossil fuels
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u/Optimal_Badger_5332 bloc gaem 6d ago
The gold mine that will what ????
I need more context on that ASAP
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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman 6d ago
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u/TensileStr3ngth #1 Karlach appreciator 6d ago edited 5d ago
It's not really "true" with the way they worded it. There's enough arsenic in the mine to kill everyone on earth 11 times over if evenly divided but there's no way it would naturally distribute enough to actually do that
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u/SpeedyWhiteCats 6d ago edited 6d ago
That’s why Lange estimates GMOB will need at least five years before recommending a permanent method. As for when that solution could be put in place? That might take 25 years.
“And that’s a best-case scenario,” he said. “So we’re not around the corner. But the lens for this project is perpetuity. This is a forever problem, so 25 years from today is pretty good.”
Well that's not good.
Of course they also screwed over the indigenous Yellowknife Dene people in the process. Typical.
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u/Just2Observe 6d ago
It's full of poison and if it thaws it'll get into the oceans. Source: a half remembered tom scott video
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u/elegylegacy ⚰️ 6d ago
It's the tomb of King Midas.
Elsa managed to contain his power, but with her gone it's only a matter of time
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u/pokerdace 6d ago
Why should we bury something so dangerous in the ground? We should release it into the air instead so we all get to suffer
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u/PF4ABG Not American, not British, but a sinister 3rd thing. 6d ago
Some cool deeds were esteemed here!
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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman 6d ago
Dude I bet whatever is there is safe and beautiful to them. I can't wait to substantially disturb the place physically!
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u/CptKuhmilch | monika| runs on source engine 6d ago
You will find honor here. Many highly esteemed deeds are commemorated here. *you enter the spike area and a dark souls boss health bar shows up*
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u/KaJaHa Queer Gimli looking-ass 6d ago
I learned about these sites from a sort of local college TED Talk-type show, but the main point was about how those messages showed up on booty shorts. And the presentation was given by a gal I was crushing on hard at the time.
That's it, that's all I have to contribute
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u/curvysquares 6d ago
The Atomic Priesthood is by far my favorite idea for long term nuclear waste warnings
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u/Zygothememelord Onward Rocinante! Again, until our dream is in our grasp! 6d ago
Where's the 5 Hour Energy guy laying at a 90 degree angle?
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