The power of Anime is a legitimate extension of diplomacy.

[u/BigManScaramouche]

[u/Count_of_Borsod]

You have violated the 8th rule of r/2visegrad4you: No anime

[u/kubebe]

Slovaks watching this from a chair in the corner

[u/BigManScaramouche → u/kubebe]

Slovaks can be our adopted transgender kid.

[u/admiralbeaver → u/kubebe]

Hungary peeking from outside the window

[u/Hefty_Resolution_235 → u/admiralbeaver]

Romania watching all of this on a livestream from 20 miles away

[u/Adranaaa → u/kubebe]

Slovakia? You mean the protectorate of Czechs with funny accents?

[u/Gregon_SK → u/Adranaaa]

The fact that Moravian says this... lol

[u/Matygos]

Are Poles ready for their highways building rate to drop by like 50%?

[u/koziello → u/Matygos]

Yes, most of them are completed anyway. Are you ready to increase your highway building rate by 50% tough?

[u/Ok-Possession-2097 → u/koziello]

We probably are going to just undo their best defense of the shittiest highway that is known to break even the most reliable and simple equipment because of how wavy it is, but also letting people Ostrava coal miners break their containment area might have some unforeseen consequences for the entire region

[u/No_Fee1458 → u/Ok-Possession-2097]

My dude the highway to Poland from Ostrava is supposed to test your suspension

[u/Ok-Possession-2097 → u/No_Fee1458]

I know when I went to Prague on a bus (big mistake) I woke up somewhere in Ostrava because the bus started to bump on the road all of a sudden, that's how I knew I'm no longer in Poland

[u/chechekov → u/Ok-Possession-2097]

Wait so you had a free wake-up service included in your trip and you can’t even appreciate it? Fucking ungrateful

[u/Ok-Possession-2097 → u/chechekov]

I had another 5 or 6 hours until my final destination, it was like 0:45, I wished to die

[u/chechekov → u/Ok-Possession-2097]

What, 0:45? Literally the perfect time to rise and grind on the shitty bus wifi

[u/ghe5 → u/Ok-Possession-2097]

There haven't been any coal miners here for some time now.

[u/ghe5 → u/koziello]

Oh god yes please, 500% if possible.

[u/Matygos → u/koziello]

Im not sure if we’re ready daddy

[u/koziello → u/Matygos]

Oh, but I am

[u/Accomplished-Gas-288 → u/Matygos]

Are Czechs ready to ban abortion and start going to church?

[u/Matygos → u/Accomplished-Gas-288]

Well those 50% would be the average between Czechs and Poles so will have to be ready to allow some abortions and while we will start going to church, you will adopt the frequent use of the word “černoprdelník” in return.

[u/sobuchh → u/Accomplished-Gas-288]

you will just need to switch to communion beer

[u/Tost35]

this image shows 2 men.

[u/folfiethewox99 → u/Tost35]

And we wouldn't have it any other way

[u/Spy_crab_ → u/Tost35]

That would be Slovaks. Stop taking the one thing we have!

[u/Casimir_not_so_great → u/Spy_crab_]

You have the most corrupt politicians. Is that not enough for you?

[u/Vikfield → u/Casimir_not_so_great]

Hungary overtook us in that department 😢

[u/fankin → u/Vikfield]

magyar stronk 💪 but for a small "tax free donation", we can rig the OLAF numbers so you can be the #1

[u/Appropriate-Ask-7351 → u/Vikfield]

Yeah sadly we did…

[u/KralHeroin → u/Tost35]

What if we docked in Těšínsko 👉🏻👈🏻

[u/Tetragramat → u/Tost35]

This is accurate representation of Czech-Polish instances in VRChat.

[u/Remarkable-Star-9151]

ZAPADOSLAVIA WHEN🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥

[u/Tost35 → u/Remarkable-Star-9151]

fuck zapadoslavia all my homies want intermarium

[u/Remarkable-Star-9151 → u/Tost35]

Fuck Intermarium all my homies want Wielka Lechia

[u/czManzero]

[u/Artistic-Bass3477]

It wont happen as long as pepiks look down on us =(

[u/BigManScaramouche → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

Their average altitude above the sea level (450 m) is higher than ours (173 m). It's literally impossible for them not to look down on us as their topology is a main cause of Tsundere behavior.

Giving them Kralovec might solve this issue.

[u/Matygos → u/BigManScaramouche]

We should build a giant mirror in the sky on our border so we would always look up on each other.

[u/Matygos → u/Matygos]

No one did it so I will:

[u/Both_Storm_4997 → u/BigManScaramouche]

No, we keep it for ourselves to feel better.

[u/Advan0s → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

Yeah this is more like a one sided crush and this meme is a fanfic. Sad krtek noises

[u/wektor420 → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

At least we can laugh about them being unable to build second part of road that is already finished here

[u/KevlarToiletPaper → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

How else can they enjoy looking at us eating them out?

[u/Artistic-Bass3477 → u/KevlarToiletPaper]

Mmm karlowe wary

[u/KralHeroin → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

Which pepiks, I shall unleash Big Krtek on them!

[u/dziki_z_lasu → u/Artistic-Bass3477]

We both look down on each other from Śnieżka. I heard that you can observe the Czech Pradziad mountain from the higher then Śnieżka Babia Góra, so in fact we are the ones looking down on Czechs when the visibility is perfect ;)

[u/OvenCrate]

When we finally give Orban the boot in April and rejoin V4, we should all just merge into a single state. That would be comparable to France and Germany in area, population, and GDP.

[u/MrSasaki_M → u/OvenCrate]

You know what? That’s not a totally bad idea. More people might be supporting this than EU turning in federation lol.

[u/alsaad]

Ok but first we need to liberate Kralovec. (Kalliningrad)

[u/GerrardGabrielGeralt]

That would be cool

[u/Flashy-Diamond9613]

Why didnt you put the czech flag on the left so they connect ????? Whyyyyy 😭😭

[u/Erlululu]

You guys a bit too heretical

[u/thePhantom_Survivor]

My heart is closer to slovaks than pepiks though :(

[u/Vepra1 → u/thePhantom_Survivor]

Traitor!

[u/UjoAnnanas → u/thePhantom_Survivor]

Czechoslovakia Polanoslovakia, let's make it happen

[u/Menningo → u/UjoAnnanas]

OMG, when?

[u/sterak_fan → u/thePhantom_Survivor]

but why? why would you do that to yourself?

[u/thePhantom_Survivor → u/sterak_fan]

I like to suffer.

[u/AbjectiveGrass]

We tried a big commonwealth in the east before, now it is time for a new western one

[u/satno]

the famous polish femboy

[u/Oloslav1337]

Cucking both Slovakia and Hungary....

[u/ChekeredList71]

Nooo, don't steal our beloved polish

[u/drtij_dzienz]

Until then I’m mixing Krupnik and Becherovka

[u/CheekyChonkyChongus]

As long as we are the pants-wearing-decision-making-dominant male in the relationship, sure.

Oh and one condition: no religion.

[u/fgrkgkmr]

Good excuse to post women kissing. Though who is Hungary shipped with i wonder?

[u/palefox3]

Make Praha pay me personally for the 50zł i got scammed from when I was a kid and we have a deal

[u/Adventurous_Touch342]

So we call it as a reference with Czechopolania, Polonoczechia, go with the classic of Commonwealth of Two Nations (direct translation of "Rzeczpospolita Obojga Narodów) or do we go for something new?

[u/No_Fee1458 → u/Adventurous_Touch342]

CzechoutmybigPole is my suggestion

[u/Electronic-Strike992]

Ewa Farna Kilo parna

[u/Romandinjo]

Yeah, unlikely af based on religion alone.

[u/thelodzermensch → u/Romandinjo]

Come on, truly religious Poles are the minority. Catholicism is mostly cultural and its influence is already growing weaker.

[u/Romandinjo → u/thelodzermensch]

A couple of years ago 78% of students attended optional religious courses, and while that percentage is dropping, it still is somewhat important.

[u/thelodzermensch → u/Romandinjo]

Are you talking about "religion" classes in Polish schools?

Literally no one took these classes in my high school and when it comes to primary/secondary school, most kids attended because:

a) these classes were sandwiched between other, compulsory classes.

b) parents didn't know/didn't care that children didn't have to attend them.

c) our teacher in the secondary school couldn't care less about actually teaching and was essentialy playing christian metal to us because he was chill like that.

[u/wektor420 → u/thelodzermensch]

I literally wrote polish homework in front of a priest in first bench 90% of time

[u/malakambla → u/Romandinjo]

optional religious courses

You mean the subject otherwise known as the free period to do your homework/study for other subjects, and until last year the way to up your grade average a bit?

[u/HANS510 → u/Romandinjo]

Tbf the idea of Czechs being an atheist nation is massively overblown.

[u/onechonk_onelean → u/HANS510]

Jup, we believe in random shit, however our collective hate for the Catholic church genuinely exists.

[u/HANS510 → u/onechonk_onelean]

Eh i wouldn't call it hate. More like indiference. Most of the rural areas are still pretty catholic (though it's mostly the older generations who regularly visit churches).