r/2westerneurope4u South Macedonian 5d ago

Poles are the new Romanians

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u/Informal_Mountain513 [redacted] 5d ago

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u/Champomi Le Savage 5d ago

From my perspective you are also an Eastoid, Hans

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u/Rogerjak British 5d ago

Got bad news for you Pierre...

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u/Champomi Le Savage 5d ago

Oh no

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 5d ago

Got bad news for you Joao

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Into Tortellini & Pompini 5d ago

stfu you aren't even european

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 5d ago

Yes we are, read the sub-description you Libyan.

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u/Dotcaprachiappa Into Tortellini & Pompini 5d ago

2000km of ocean would beg to differ

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 5d ago

Always fun to be lectured to by a Libyan. You arabs truly have a huge ego.

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u/Fair-Maintenance7979 [redacted] 4d ago

Sorry mate you lost that one, no coming back

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 4d ago

Lost what? It’s just banter. You know, humour…… Oh, wait, just saw you were German. You would never understand.

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u/DazingF1 Daddy's lil cuck 5d ago

EU, sure, but you're far from European lol. Or would you say French Guyana is actually European as well and not South American?

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 5d ago

We are not in the EU(left in the 80s, fishing quotas you know). French Guyana is funnily enough in the EU.

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u/Rogerjak British 5d ago

Iŋuk, seals can't have European status.

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u/Appelons Soon to be Murican 5d ago

But we are European, just read the sub-description!

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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 5d ago

What news , East Brazilian ?

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u/Rogerjak British 5d ago

ماذا تريد أن تخبرهم؟

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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 5d ago

Что у них потрясающие попки ❤️

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u/Rogerjak British 5d ago

Indeed they have

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u/MysteriousChef6988 Southern Irish 5d ago

i don't think you want to go there Muhammad

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u/-galgot- Alcoholic 5d ago

Where to Mahmoud ?

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u/Chimp3h Failed Brexiteer 5d ago

Only those on the GMT time zone may speak

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u/Biersteak StaSi Informant 5d ago

Would explain our tendency to expand that way every other generation

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

And from our perspective you’re French soo, there’s that.

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u/LUXI-PL Bully with victim complex 5d ago

Anything east of where you live is Eastoid and anything south is either Balkan or Africa

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u/Flussschlauch Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

A Romanian friend of mine told me "Romanians are the Poles of the Poles" meaning that they go anywhere to work and make some money just like Poles do and since the polish economy grew they could afford to pay Romanians to do the 'lower' work in agriculture and so on

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u/feder00000 Side switcher 4d ago

Are Polish called Klaus in this sub?

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u/Bierculles Crypto-Albanian 5d ago edited 4d ago

It somehow doesn't surprise me at all that he is a millionaire.

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u/anaemic London Wanker 5d ago

The real move I want to see is for the ATP to ban him from all future events...

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u/Not_The_Hero_We_Need Speed Talker 5d ago

Well, "polish" and "millionaire" just don't go well together, that's like saying "a small giant"

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u/scodagama1 Bully with victim complex 4d ago

It's easy to be a millionaire if your currency is worth shit

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

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u/Katatoniac South Macedonian 5d ago

This has to be the first time I'm in favour of making stupid people famous

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u/Gwydion-Drys WW Initiator 5d ago

Jokes on you. Poles were always the long fingered ones. At least if you belief my grandpa.

Why do Russians always steal two cars when they visit Germany? Because driving home they need to pass Poland.

That was his favorite joke.

Or the slogan of the Polish tourism agency: "Come to Poland! You car is already there!"

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u/GubernatorTarkin Bully with victim complex 4d ago

Flair checks out, I may have certain suspicions about your grandpa

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u/Gwydion-Drys WW Initiator 4d ago

My grandpa was too young during WW2 to actively be involved in mustache man's party or the war. But he was raised by his grandpa who was definitly mustache aligned. And like every boy at the time he was in the mustache man's youth group. So not far off the mark.

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u/tomfalcon86 Savage 3d ago

I fingered your mum

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u/ever_precedent European 5d ago

The best thing the player who signed the cap could do is to invite the kid and his friends/class to meet him and get them all some signed merch they like.

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u/Monterenbas Professional Rioter 5d ago

He did exactly that.

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u/Odd_Instruction_7785 South Prussian 5d ago

Socks with sandals! This kid must be from an ex german part of poland

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u/scodagama1 Bully with victim complex 4d ago

Socks and sandals are standard among younger generations in California nowadays.

That's how I learned that as a millennial I'm old, I don't understand current youth fashion.

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u/justsomeguy571 Lives in a sod house 4d ago

those arent sandals they are slippers.

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u/PaperDistribution Piss-drinker 5d ago

Nice

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u/adifferentkindoffan Beastern European 5d ago

wasnt signed tho

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/I_Drink_Apple_Juice Poorest European 5d ago

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u/Katatoniac South Macedonian 5d ago

Do i have to click on the "wzjćzpkwzj" or the "wjzćczpkwj" option to leave my one star review?

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u/Marcelit4 Bully with victim complex 4d ago

Źęśź, next to ąłóćń

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u/Tinysaur Barry, 63 4d ago

Careful writing too many Ź you might summon Ćźhúłhú

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u/siggyt827 [redacted] 5d ago

Always have been

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u/cheese0muncher Bully with victim complex 5d ago

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u/Brakina1860 South Prussian 5d ago

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u/throawa84847 Savage 5d ago

only a South Prussian could post a meme that funny. You trurly are unlike the rest of the G*rmans

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u/KevlarToiletPaper Poorest European 5d ago

Polish people are the worst thing that has happened to Poland and we went through some shit...

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u/Not_The_Hero_We_Need Speed Talker 5d ago

Hans may have a solution

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u/CeldonShooper [redacted] 5d ago

We are not so good with the czar currently so dividing Poland is not high up on our list of priorities right now. But let some grass grow over that little war and we may go for it again.

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u/crewsaders Savage 4d ago

Why do so many Poles use the Monaco flag?

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u/KevlarToiletPaper Poorest European 4d ago

We stole it

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u/Expert_Repair4206 Crypto-Albanian 5d ago

Poland would have a prosperous society when cooperation and collectivism had more weight

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 5d ago

Nooo, that’s COMMUNISM!!

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u/aneq Poorest European 4d ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but this type of behaviour is typical of homo sovieticus though. A lot of people unlearned it now (and a lot died out) but this common disregard for common good (such as public spaces) was part of the reason why Poland was in the shit for so long. All ex-soviet countries suffer/suffered from this and it took a lot effort in Poland (and public campaigns) to unlearn it.

Every single soviet country was a low-trust society and there was a huge difference between how Poles and western europeans behaved in their societies.

For example, the concept of shared public spaces was not „this park/bus stop is public property, therefore belongs to everyone, including me, thus I need to respect and care for it” but „this public space is public property, therefore it belongs to no one and I can do whatever I want with it”. Littering was commonplace and while not as extreme this mentality was similar to what happens in India. You can also see this mentality in a lot of arrivals from 3rd world countries in western europe.

Theft from workplaces was rampant because „shared ownership” meant people felt entitled to just take things and had no respect for the state or state owned stuff.

Communism breeds this type of behaviour

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u/Expert_Repair4206 Crypto-Albanian 4d ago

A Soviet saying goes: 

'If you don't steal from the state, you'll steal from family and friends'

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

So you are saying we should sanitize our work relationships with Poles because they are irremediable? At least the +30 ones and still be extremely suspicious of the younger ones (cause of inherited education). I kind of agree.

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u/aneq Poorest European 4d ago edited 4d ago

No, Im saying communism breeds this type of behaviour which is why Poles used to have the stereotype they did (the fact that a lot of those that emigrated after Poland joined EU were the lower classes didn’t help). This behaviour was widespread but not everyone was like this, though a fair chunk of population was.

This mostly relates to people who grew up in communism, people born ~1985 or later are mostly okay, as when communism fell this type of mediocrity was aggressively shunned and people who grew up in capitalist Poland had a very different mindset.

I know your comment is supposed to be ironic but there is a very good reason communism is almost universally reviled across eastern europe, and the sad legacy of the eastern bloc takes years to unlearn. Of course it can be done because communists luckily did not succeed in murdering all of inteligentsia.

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

My point is I don't see that "different mindset" anywhere in Poles, maybe in some 25yo with study or work experience abroad that I know but that's about it.

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u/aneq Poorest European 4d ago edited 4d ago

And have you met many Poles? The society did not magically change overnight and it’s not completely gone. However, this type of behaviour is much less widespread than it used to be.

I’m soon 35 and I can see the difference on how most public institutions changed over time for the better. How stealing from the workplace or drinking at work is extremely shunned upon where was kind of expected in the 90s even. How I no longer expect the worst from the state and can actually somewhat trust public services quality. How Poland is no longer a state I need to be ashamed of most of the time.

Granted, if you base your opinion on polish immigrants I understand why. More often than not these tended to be the „problematic element” - I can actually understand them and visiting Facebook groups such as „poles in the UK” or „Poles in the Netherlands” is like a trip to a zoo. The ones that are on the level typically don’t stand out too much.

That being said I grew up there and lived there almost all my life (and still do). It’s not perfect and a lot of it still can be improved but mentality drastically shifted and it’s super visible.

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 3d ago

I have friends I made during Covid and also know Poles I worked directly with in Czech Republic so yes I know what I am talking about.

Your no true Scotsman's rant about "Polish immigrants" is quite a Polish slogan at this point and yet another layer of the backwards indoctrination you are all subject to.

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u/aneq Poorest European 3d ago

Yes, you met few people so you know better than me who lived there for 30 years how mentality supposedly did not change.

And it’s not „no true Scotsman” because it’s a fact. The memes about Poland being safe did not appear out of thin air, and it definitely wasnt the case before joining EU (and I grew up in the 90s so I know a thing or two about it). Poland became safe also due to criminal element deciding it’s better to do crime in western europe rather than in Poland - better payout and prisons were more comfy.

But suuure, you met few people and you know better how whats in Poland proper changed or not :)

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u/sogdianus Digital nomad 5d ago

The politically correct term is Sinti and Roma

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Western Balkan 5d ago

You mean gypsies?

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u/Expert_Repair4206 Crypto-Albanian 5d ago

We just say 'eastoid'

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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat Punjabi 5d ago

What, gypsies?

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u/kichererbs [redacted] 5d ago

Aren’t they the old Romanians (“Kaum gestohlen, schon in Polen”)?

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u/betaich StaSi Informant 5d ago

yes

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u/Choobz South Prussian 5d ago

Poles are just the new Poles.

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u/gaBBaGeraldT StaSi Informant 4d ago

Why are roundabouts in Poland that big? So you can take them with a locked steering wheel

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u/bibantinpoenetentiam [redacted] 5d ago

You can lift a Pole out of poverty, but you can't lift the thiefdom out of the Poles.

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u/GubernatorTarkin Bully with victim complex 4d ago

Good to see the teutonic spite well and alive, never change Hans 🖤❤️💛

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u/Tinysaur Barry, 63 4d ago

Most tolerant Hans

Love it

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u/absolutely_not_spock [redacted] 5d ago

Always have been

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u/kakao_w_proszku Bully with victim complex 5d ago

Thanks to this guy the entire world is dunking on the scourge of the Earth known as Polish small business owners and I’m all for it.

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u/tomfalcon86 Savage 3d ago

cuck

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u/Socmel_ Into Tortellini & Pompini 5d ago

Or maybe he can play with BoJo

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u/AnonymousComrade123 Bully with victim complex 5d ago

Less a Polish thing more a rich people thing

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u/altonaerjunge At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago

Thats wrong, prejudices about polish thivery are older than about the romanians, at least in Germany.

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 4d ago

I know some young Poles and they are so indoctrinated that they can't even comprehend such things were true, that and the fact that they were the center of amphetamine/meth distribution in Europe 15 years ago.

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u/tomfalcon86 Savage 3d ago

funny coming from germans who literally burned and stole everything during WW2

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u/lemontolha Commie 4d ago

The guy should really just pull a Trump and brazenly lie about it. And say the kid was German and a homo or so. I bet he immediately would have hordes of PiSsers defending him.

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u/Dark_Pestilence At least I'm not Bavarian 4d ago

🌍👨‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

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u/Scandiberian Digital nomad 5d ago edited 4d ago

I mean yeah Polish people are the scourge of Europe.

It was hilarious when there was a conspiracy going on claiming Poland will be the next Germany because they're allergic to black people.

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u/BungadinRidesAgain Barry, 63 5d ago

Always were 🌎 🔫

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u/Tenchi_Muyo1 Too many legs, not enough tails 5d ago

Too bad he doesn't have early life segment

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u/EleFacCafele Savage 5d ago edited 5d ago

Wrong, Romanians don't steal from children.

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u/Katatoniac South Macedonian 5d ago

True, they send children to steal...

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Western Balkan 5d ago

And to the hospital

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 5d ago edited 5d ago

It wasn’t very nice but that kid never touched that hat. (Should say intended for a kid not from a kid)

20k upvotes soon to be 6 figures. r/ pics loves a witch hunt 🤣🤣

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u/Schlaueule At least I'm not Bavarian 5d ago

Yeah, we should raise a generation of assholes who steal from each other, that would improve things.

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 5d ago edited 4d ago

I’m not saying it’s good, it was nasty. I’m not defending him, I’m just against witch hunts and making mountains out of molehills.

And putting millionaire (sometimes CEO) and polish in there was definitely nefarious.

It’s definitely more than a dick move but there’s plenty of dicks out there.

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u/Chairmanwowsaywhat Punjabi 5d ago

You should be ashamed to call yourself British

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u/Shot_Sprinkles7597 Pain au chocolat 5d ago

He’s an impostor, even using NZ flag in other subs, LMAO

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 4d ago edited 4d ago

Impossible

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 5d ago

I don’t

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u/Withering_to_Death Side switcher 5d ago

plenty of dicks out there

It takes one to know one

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u/Jail_Chris_Brown [redacted] 5d ago

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u/Expert_Repair4206 Crypto-Albanian 5d ago

Bully Barry bloats baboon bollocks

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 5d ago edited 5d ago

Oh no pull over, some American kid missed out on a hat 😭

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u/HoeTrain666 Born in the Khalifat 5d ago

“Well done Michael, he’s 13!”

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u/Rogerjak British 5d ago

A take almost as bad as your food Barry, what the fuck.

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u/harryoldballsack Failed Brexiteer 5d ago

So a bit greasy but satisfying and down to earth?