Petition to hate the bar*arians more

[u/234RK]

[u/dreamingsolipsist]

barvarians?

[u/234RK → u/dreamingsolipsist]

Wordplay on barbarians

[u/hamtidamti_onthewall → u/234RK]

I am glad someone pointed this out. Many would have missed this witty jest.

[u/lawrotzr → u/234RK]

Love this Hans. The best German jokes are the ones you have to explain to the rest.

This says it all, doesn’t it?

[u/OpenSourcePenguin → u/234RK]

German humor flying under radar

[u/EichingerCoarl]

The prussian mind can not comprehend this.

[u/234RK → u/EichingerCoarl]

Funny coming from the country that fought together with the prussians to conquer my Herzogtum.

[u/EichingerCoarl → u/234RK]

The french are worse than the prussians.

[u/234RK → u/EichingerCoarl]

No french involved.

[u/Ok-Captain-6396 → u/234RK]

Prusskie mentality: Something, something, war

[u/DiRavelloApologist]

"The Bavarian is the missing link between an Austrian and a human being."

[u/Happycosinus]

If you're in a worse economic position than Pierre and Luigi, you'd better keep your mouth shut. Get lost in the beer garden, sizzle on your Weißwurst and snort Schnupftabak - but don't annoy us!

Fuck you!

[u/Elektro05 → u/Happycosinus]

imagine needing the entirety of upper bavaria just to win against Stuttgart

like one city that isnt even good at anything

[u/MRNBDX → u/Happycosinus]

Mia hoam nix gsoagt

[u/EldianStar → u/MRNBDX]

Oachkatzlschwoaf

[u/Ok-Captain-6396 → u/MRNBDX]

Däi Saubreißn sin a weng bläid. Dehs moussd denna nochsäing.

[u/TheHerugrim]

[u/NSA-_-Analyst]

Southern Hans, it’s never too late to leave Prussia for greener past(u)ries

[u/so_isses]

Who's paying your bills, Northern Hans? It's us and our superior, Bavarian companies, like Siemens, Allianz etc.

[u/BroSchrednei → u/so_isses]

Ah yes, the famous Bavarian Werner Siemens!

[u/Graddler → u/BroSchrednei]

Sigmund Schuckert i'd say.

Also Theodor von Cramer-Klett comes to mind along industrialisation in Germany.

[u/OTTOPQWS → u/so_isses]

Man we barely get any money from you. And pray tell, how is your energy independence?

[u/234RK → u/so_isses]

Sure Maggus. You weren't complaining when the west/north was paying your bills for decades

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/234RK]

Seems like you are basically paying for the Swiss-Bavarian hybrid known as "Baden-Württemberg".

You can't really put that on the prusskis.

[u/234RK → u/Dirac_Impulse]

The green numbers are Geberländer (donor states) and the red numbers are Nehmerländer (receiving states). Bavaria took money from all Geberländern for decades and now their God-King Markus "Maggus" Söder can't fail to mention on every fucking talk show how he feels his state gets fucked by the Nehmerländern because the great kingdom of Bavaria is a Geberland now.

[u/Graddler → u/234RK]

And since turning the payments around Bavaria has given roughly 135% of what BW has provided. Which sadly is 2 billion Euros less than what Berlin alone received.

[u/234RK → u/Graddler]

Yes, but BW are less people and 1 million in 1960 was a LOT more money than 1 million in 2024.

So per capita and adjusted for inflation BW provided far more and yet they don't constantly bitch about it. And keep in mind the swabians love nothing more than being stingy.

And they should just build a wall around the black hole that is Berlin and leave them to their own devices. Then we could finally get a bigger chunk of those sweet Länderfinanzausgleichszahlungen.

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/234RK]

Well. Then the Swizz-Bavarian hybrid paied for Bavaria 🤷‍♂️ It's all the same. I would not care if Portugal payed for Spain or Spain paied for Portugal. I just don't want to pay for any of them.

[u/Socmel_ → u/so_isses]

It's us and our superior, Bavarian companies, like Siemens, Allianz etc.

Sepp, Siemens was founded in Berlin. It was only after 1945 that it was forced to relocate its HQs. Not sure how much of it Bavaria can claim.

[u/King_Crab_Sushi → u/so_isses]

Rich coming from someone who only became part of Germany because their King couldn’t be trusted with money

[u/so_isses → u/King_Crab_Sushi]

You mean the guy who invested in our tourism industry, which is paying off hundreds of times over yet and counting?

[u/elpibedecopenhague]

I was going to watch the football game tonight, but I think this German civil war is more entertaining. Keep at it, Jungs 🍿

[u/I_Drink_Apple_Juice]

Bav-Aryans vs cringe prussoids? The choice is rather obvious.

[u/Sad-Adhesiveness-844 → u/I_Drink_Apple_Juice]

Could we convince you to take them back?

Like we make the Elbe again the border river, you take Berlin, and everyone is happy.

[u/ResidentIwen → u/Sad-Adhesiveness-844]

Honestly, I wouldn't even mind that as long as bavaria gets to go somewhere else as well

[u/Tobipig → u/ResidentIwen]

Considering the amount of Defence industry in Bavaria our Baxit will probably lead to Austria having most of the Defence tech of Germany. Or better yet Bavarian exports Leopard 2 into Germany.

[u/ResidentIwen → u/Tobipig]

Is this supposed to change my mind?

[u/SaraHHHBK]

Bavaria is the best part of Germany let's be real

[u/234RK → u/SaraHHHBK]

That's the american tourist opinion.

[u/jamwithoutbits → u/SaraHHHBK]

Definitely not. South yes but people regularly forget there’s an even better southern Germany than Bavaria

[u/MysteriousChef6988 → u/jamwithoutbits]

yeah, Salzburg

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/jamwithoutbits]

Austria? Sure.

[u/hamtidamti_onthewall → u/jamwithoutbits]

[u/boerenkool13]

Ominous drachenlord house

[u/SpxNotAtWork → u/boerenkool13]

HERR WINKLEEEERRRRR!!!

[u/JasonBavaria]

Preußcels seething over Bavarichads

[u/No-Coast1408]

Petition to hate the fish-heads even more!

[u/bj660 → u/No-Coast1408]

I knew I could count on you pedro

[u/PistolAndRapier]

At least they were on the right side in the Thirty Years' War.

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/PistolAndRapier]

You need to read up on your history. Bavaria did not fight on the, winning, Swedish side.

[u/Johannes0511 → u/Dirac_Impulse]

Every day I wake up and check if Sweden still exists and every day I am disappointed.

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/Johannes0511]

Yes, not even all of papistdom could do anything about that. There is still hope for you. Disown the PIGS faith and embrace based Germanic atheist lurheranism.

[u/PistolAndRapier → u/Dirac_Impulse]

NEVER! I blame Barry for his perverse religious tendencies.

[u/Dirac_Impulse → u/PistolAndRapier]

Barry is a papist without a pope. So sure, slightly better than you bad potato farmers, but it is still obviously shit.

[u/Ok-Captain-6396]

Rent free...

[u/SauronGortaur01]

Signed.

[u/OkSun8086]

Bavaria at least got mountains, you on the other hand aint got shit so in my book they are the only good ones. Also lewakas <3

[u/234RK → u/OkSun8086]

you on the other hand aint got shit

Meh, it's enough for me.

[u/ResidentIwen → u/234RK]

Norddeutsche Tiefebene is far, and I mean far more beautiful than Bavaria, change my mind. Oh wait you can't, actually

[u/Tobipig → u/ResidentIwen]

As I drove through northern Germany I’ve never been more depressed at the fact I could see for more than 5km in one direction at ground level.

[u/ResidentIwen → u/Tobipig]

Skill issue

[u/Beliebigername → u/ResidentIwen]

Rhine Valley > North German flatland > South Bavaria.

[u/ResidentIwen → u/Beliebigername]

Rhine Valley > North German flatland > everything else > South Bavaria.

[u/Reifendruckventil]

I don't know if we really should introduce the dragonlord to the non-germans. Afaik, he's unique in europe, with only the usa having something similar. To be fair: you don't miss much if you dont know him.

[u/Fkappa]

Barbavarians exist.

This is the only reason one sane European person should despise them.

They're the worst subspecies of Hanses, no wonder they are ultra catholic.

[u/Elektro05]

I only hate ba*arians