r/50501 9d ago

GA I know many are posting about Trump possibly being dead, but…..

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u/Revolutionary_Bee588 Indiana 9d ago

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u/Admirable_Tear_1438 9d ago

JD killed the pope. He can never be a Christ figure.

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u/broberds 9d ago

Yeah but rednecks don’t think Catholics are Christians.

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u/SwampyPortaPotty 9d ago

Dated a girl like that. But the things we did together would make God weep.

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u/LoisinaMonster 9d ago

Does it have to do with your username😅🤢

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u/tatltael91 9d ago

If it does that would certainly make me weep.

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u/SwampyPortaPotty 9d ago

They don't start swampy

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u/pirate-private 9d ago

by all means, enioy each other as long as it's mutual.

religion would make god weep, unless he's an idiotic asshole.

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u/PsykickPriest 9d ago

Fairly recent history of the KKK, they hated Catholics nearly as much as Blacks. They would always say they don’t want to take orders from Rome. They don’t like the idea of a Pope. I think many rednecks who consider themselves Christians are today happy to align with Catholics (esp. if they’re white), to be against Muslims, Hindus, Jews, or whoever’s bothering them on any particular day.

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u/reppuhnw 9d ago

Why is that? I’m an atheist so I genuinely don’t know why that is and I want to understand. For reasons of course. 😏

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u/Cherry_Noble 9d ago

Can confirm, grew up in southern Bible Belt. Catholicism was for immigrants or to perform secret witchcraft.

And the reasoning explained to me by my southern Baptist preacher uncle as a child was that praying to Mary was blasphemy, and many other things the Catholic Church does was akin to "occult ritual." Baptising babies was especially heinous, they must CHOOSE to accept Jesus before they could baptized, a baby has no choice.

Meanwhile, he danced with snakes at undercover retreats to "test his faith in god" so... you know, just pick and choose what's acceptable, as usual.

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u/blareboy 9d ago

I can only speak for the redneck Mormons I grew up with, but Joseph Smith detested Catholicism. The Book of Mormon called the Catholic church “great and abominable” and the “whore of Babylon”. Catholic kids in my high school were ostracized. I wish I’d stood up for them.

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u/reppuhnw 9d ago

So did this person have influence then to literally just state an opinion and other people were just like “yeah that tracks, I’m going to be hateful because of one persons opinion?”

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u/blareboy 9d ago

Short answer: yes. He exploited people’s desire for elitism. The fastest way to make someone feel special is to convince them that others are not. That’s how most cults are built.

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u/hyperRed13 9d ago

For clarification, Joseph Smith was the founder of the Mormon/LDS faith, author of the Book of Mormon, and claimed he spoke with God, Jesus, and an angel, so he's not just "some guy" to Mormons. He's considered a prophet who spoke on behalf of God, so his opinions would be God's opinions.

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u/ButterMyPancakesPlz 9d ago

Fundamentalist Christians have created American Jesus, he looks a lot more like Trump. It messes with their logic to think Jesus was about honesty, empathy and forgiveness because they operate in a world of hypocrisy and punishment. Catholic socialism is a threat to their sanctimonious "god is on our side" grift. There's a lot of preachers and leaders making a lot of money and they aren't gonna let some little blip on the map in Italy keep that grift from growing. Guess it's kinda come full circle because the Vatican didn't get that rich by prayer alone either.

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u/Ok-Albatross1291 9d ago edited 9d ago

They give vague reasons about Revelation talking about the whore of Babylon being the Catholic Church, but the real reason is that Americans are obsessed with individualism and Catholicism is a communal religion as opposed to a DIY religion like Protestantism.

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u/Little-Ad1235 9d ago

The idea that Catholics aren't "real" Christians originated in Europe 500 years ago. The entire premise of Protestanism is opposition to the Catholic Church theologically and politically, and it is far from uniquely American. It is true that Anglo-colonialism here began with a fringe group of Protestants so thoroughly insufferable and intolerant that no one in Europe would abide them (the Pilgrims), so there is an argument to be made that there is a strain of deeply authoritarian Christianity that has particularly strong roots in America compared to elsewhere in the world. American individualism specifically, however, is only one part of a very complex picture. Indeed, American Protestants and Catholics are often broadly aligned in their belief in strict hierarchy and authority; just look at the Mormons, for example. They are a very high-control religion, and there's nothing DIY about it. I guess you could consider the fact that Protestants continually splinter off into a huge array of denominations "DIY" in the sense that worshippers can choose which one to follow, but those denominations are still often highly centralized once you're in them.

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u/Republicavior 9d ago

I grew up Catholic so I can’t speak on it much, but the ability to buy entrance into heaven has always been one of the major issues.

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u/Neumaschine 9d ago

I was visiting my sick, elderly mother yesterday and her 'friend' came over to visit while I was there. Started hating on, and talking shit about a Catholic man I knew nothing of. They are Church of Christ, So it really boils down to everyone else is wrong and we are right mentality. Also they believe Catholics are idol worshippers, and not true Christians, I think? As an atheist from the US south it is wild. I just sit and go yes, eat each other and your 35,000 denominations of being Jesus's special cult.

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u/pinelandpuppy 9d ago

Praying before idols (statues) and all the weird rituals they picked up from medieval paganism, the "pope" (not a thing in the Bible), nuns, confessions to a priest, all that stuff is basically made up or stolen from other beliefs.

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u/Grouchy_Discussion42 9d ago

Ah, the ones they will come for last, when there is no one left to speak for them.

https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/martin-niemoeller-first-they-came-for-the-socialists

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u/Grombrindal18 9d ago

And Christ passed on the leadership of the church to St. Paul, the first pope. If J.D. killed a pope, surely he can’t be Trump’s papal successor.

I prefer my fascist cult leaders not to have killed Jesus’s chief representative on Earth.

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u/pinkhandgrenade 9d ago

He can only earn forgiveness if he gets 🍊 too

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u/Remarkable-Bag-683 9d ago

But does his administration even need his followers anymore? They’re already in power, they could just say to hell with every underling, maga or not and make America a living hell

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u/Revolutionary_Bee588 Indiana 9d ago

Once the followers turn, the executive won’t control the legislature… which is where Trump’s power is coming from. If JD takes over and doesn’t have a strong hold on the cult, things will fall apart for the Heritage Foundation plan.

The cult followers really do need a cult leader to worship for it to all work. No one in MAGA thinks JD is worthy of worship.

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 9d ago

100%. This IS a cult completely built on a cult of personality - Trump. No one else can run it. Forget Vance, Elon, Desantis, or anyone else. It all collapses like a house of cards if he passes. Although they will try.

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u/timesink2000 9d ago

The trying part will be interesting to watch, though living through it may well suck.

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u/ChiefHippoTwit 9d ago

Absolutely but also entertaining to watch them desperately try to put Humpty Dumpty back together again.

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u/pharsee 9d ago

Well if you can save your head cryogenically why not also a leg?

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u/TheObstruction 9d ago

The only reason Trump is president again is because MAGA refused to support anyone who wasn't Trump, even before he officially announced his 2024 run. The only support any of them got was from non-MAGA Republicans, and they were far too split. The cult is Trump, it's always been Trump, and it'll always be Trump. The GOP may try to get one of his kids to run, but I don't see even that working.

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u/pharsee 9d ago

Agreed none of these other imbeciles can tell toilet and wind farm stories like Trump.

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u/WhatsYour20GB 9d ago

WHEN he passes. Not if. We're all going to die.

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u/porqueuno 9d ago edited 9d ago

They know this, and that's why they're going to use GenAI to create an immortal digital avatar of Trump for the unwashed masses to worship forever while Vance, Thiel, and others tied to the Network State make the actual policy decisions and run things in the background. The digital puppet provides bread and circuses to the cultists who would otherwise turn against them.

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u/Remarkable-Bag-683 9d ago

Ok I understand. Thank you for explaining

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u/OrigamiMarie 9d ago

Yup. Trump tells the legislators what to do because he can get them primaried by his cult followers. Vance hopefully won't have such a rabid following, so the electorate will have more effect on their legislators.

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u/BonjoBonfyer 8d ago

Aahh maga influences the Republican Party in who to choose as Party Leader, but if DJT dies MAGA loses momentum, & their ability to choose a party leader shatters, republicans get more control over choosing a more center right party leader.

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u/OrigamiMarie 8d ago

Yup. I suspect there's a big power struggle behind the scenes right now figuring out who will lead the party (and figuring out if they're just going to get their favored leader installed as VP and then 25th Vance for some BS reason).

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u/BonjoBonfyer 8d ago

Why would the executive not control the legislature? Republicans have the House & Senate. Are you saying the MAGA followers might stage a coup? JD won’t be able to rein them in and Republican support for the Heritage Foundation will fall and Democrats will properly challenge Project 2025?

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u/StandardRedditor456 9d ago

Vance is a Yes Man, not any kind of leader. He's spineless (his wife has more balls than him), dumb, zero charisma, and brainless. He's the perfect puppet but the masses don't fear and adore him, which is why trump's power held.

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u/pinelandpuppy 9d ago

It's his handlers you have to worry about. He's as much a puppet as Diaper Donny.

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u/TheObstruction 9d ago

They have no power without Vance. He's their key to the government. But without him in a position to be successful, they have no more power than they did before him.

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u/pinelandpuppy 9d ago

Which means they probably have enough dirt on him to bury him if he gets out of line.

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u/eckoelab 9d ago

people adoring a huge tub of half melted cottage cheese in a tie is a weird thing. I will never understand the people who voted for that train wreck

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u/lost_horizons 9d ago

Governments rule by the consent of the governed. That’s just how it goes. I’m not saying it’ll be revolution and uprising, but the masses have to go along willingly, (even if coerced). No government survives a loss of the people’s confidence.

And even MAGA, they are the supposed patriots and all for freedom and such. Once their messiah is gone, and that spell is broken, are going to be a lot less willing.

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u/ChicaFrom408 9d ago

But the people on the streets are fighting back. Ice ain't shit without their daddy trump.

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u/Ready_Ad1795 9d ago

Ain't that the truth.

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u/Tanya7500 9d ago

He had a 20 ft fence installed around the white house because he is a pussy! His gold white house shit is plastic sold at Home Depot! Gaudy and ugly af just like himself. Some people say some women have no standards if the wallet is big enough!

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u/Songbird_Storyteller 9d ago

If the fascists try it, we the American people fight them on it every step of the way. In that respect, nothing will really change--47 keeling over from health complications would still be a net positive, either way. Don't cede them victories and powers that they don't have in advance when they haven't done the work to win the war and earn it.

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u/Fluffernutter80 9d ago

I think the Trump-appointed judges may be more willing to rule against someone who is not Trump.

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u/Lynne253 9d ago

I thought that was the plan - ? Seems like it to me.

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u/Cloaked42m 9d ago

It's the state and local control that will falter.

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u/Amazing-Membership44 9d ago

I think that MAGA and the Christian Right, who have been organizing for the last 25 years will not go away, and Frump will become a martyr. But the coerced business people and the scared 'normal' republicans will be able to get back choice, which they currently do not have. Frump has stepped on lots of toes, and people are pissed off. A lot will depend on whatever basic sanity is left in the R party.

After that my crystal ball is closed down, except a divided US is an excellent target for our iinternational competitors, and we simply do not have the financial resources that we once did, and we no longer manufacture stuff, and we barrow a lot of cash.

A martyr is a very powerful force, look at Christianity. Certainly the winds are blowing!

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u/start_select 9d ago

Everyone said the same thing about Nixon, Reagan, the bush’s.

Everyone said the same thing about 2016, and Jan 6, and election 2024. Everyone is continually shocked that nothing stops the cult. But it’s not Trump. Its heritage foundation.

They just need to gridlock blue regions with ICE checkpoints on Election Day. They don’t need to stop the election or rig it. They just need checkpoints at highways and bridges that make rush hour last until 9pm. Then no one makes the polls and gerrymandering fixes the outcome.

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u/WizeAdz 9d ago

That’s why I vote early.

Well that and the fact that I usually work on Tuesdays.

Early voting is great!

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u/start_select 9d ago

And that’s why they are trying to make absentee and early voting illegal.

Everyone is acting like that’s impossible. Nothing is impossible. Look outside. Revolutionary War, a civil war, and World Wars couldn’t stop the US from having access to international postage.

Republicans just broke the international postage system for the US yesterday. Only private freight is shipping from 20+ major countries. Republicans did it without a single fight. Just tariffs.

The impossible becomes possible every day.

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u/Songbird_Storyteller 9d ago

Well, they can't exactly make it illegal, since the states run their elections, not the federal government. But what they CAN do is make it as difficult, cumbersome, annoying, intimidating or just as generally as much of a pain in the ass to vote as humanly possible. And we're already seeing them trying that.

That's why Newsom's push to gerrymander on the blue side and all these left-leaning local election wins like Mamdani and Seattle's mayor and that judge election that Elon tried and failed to influence are so important. In order to take back our government, we need a strong political foundation to build off of. The Republican party understood that, that's why their political project from Reagan to now has focused so much on local politics and it's why they've been winning and are now feeling bold enough to proclaim it.

The question you've got to ask yourself is, has the American Left and the center-right leaning Democratic Party learned this lesson well enough to, as you put it, "make the impossible become possible?" I still think it's too early to tell, but I'll take the good signs and good news where I can find it, and the local/regional leftist wins and Newsom's aggressive posturing in the gerrymander conflicts both seem to me to be at least a somewhat encouraging sign. There's still a lot of mileage left to go in this marathon however, so I would agree that we can't let ourselves get too complacent.

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u/SatanicPanic619 9d ago

The cult didn’t even exist until 2015. GHWB had barely any fans and his son was at 20% approval by the end of his term. 

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u/BonjoBonfyer 8d ago

So you think it is The Heritage Foundation as in who specifically? Evangelicals? So it the evangelicals and their vote that is the backbone allowing the whole MAGA cult to have influence and empower DJT….

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u/roytay 9d ago

I understand the concerns about Vance, but I am so tired of Trump that I'm ready to take the chance.

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u/TheObstruction 9d ago

Saying "But what if Vance is worse?" is the abuse talking. Victims are often willing to accept the abuse they know than the future they don't.

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u/Breath_Deep 9d ago

What if he rises again in 3 days?

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u/pinelandpuppy 9d ago

I guess that proves he's the anti-Christ.

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u/Mtn_Soul 9d ago

They'll fake that, it'll probably happen as a stunt just like the fake shooting of his ear.

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u/Ready_Ad1795 9d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/TheObstruction 9d ago

You have to destroy the brain. We've all seen the educational films.

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u/AppointmentScared132 9d ago

But when he does pass, will they tell us? And how long will the ruse be successful

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u/KnewAllTheWords 9d ago

Vance will never hold MAGA together. It's a cult of personality. But that doesn't mean the people will get their country back without a fight. The regime intends to end democracy no matter which stooge is in charge

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u/Strict-Square456 9d ago

So no SPECIAL EDITION JD Gold sneakers?

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u/PerceptionQueasy3540 9d ago

THIS. If i find out he's dead I'm throwing a cookout and getting wasted.

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u/Earnestappostate 9d ago

You can’t just sub in a new Christ….

May I remind you of Paul?

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u/Revolutionary_Bee588 Indiana 9d ago

True! But Paul is not seen the same as Jesus in American Christianity. Paul is seen as a wise prophet and Jesus is seen as GOD. MAGA sees Trump as GOD incarnate. They might accept JD but I don’t think so.

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u/ratbaby86 9d ago

Re the biblical comparison--evangelicals I grew up with always sort of saw Paul with suspicion because he had a "conversion." He is always an "outsider" in the Sunday school lessons I was forced to attend. So, there's that -- maga doesn't truly trust "converts" and JD "trump is America's hitler" is a "convert" to their lord and savior.

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u/cipherjones 9d ago

What makes you think the people in power in a dictatorship need approval?

This has always been the plan since day 1. JD Vance as supreme leader.

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u/sparrow_42 9d ago

Yeah, this. JD is maybe "worse" than Trump politically but he doesn't hold sway over the cult like Trump does.

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u/Signal-Trouble-3396 9d ago

I wanted to post this earlier, but was not sure anyone else would get the reference:

I’ve never wanted to be a munchkinlander of oz so much in my life as I do as today

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u/mosh-bitch 9d ago

this this this. I'm not getting my hopes up that he's dead in actuality but when it happens it's the end of an era. Vance can try to capture the MAGA energy, and I'm sure he'll have some followers, or default conservatives, but he will not command a crowd and have the people's respect, by default like Trump seems to. things can obviously change but i just don't see him capturing the spirit of what Trump has done.

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 9d ago

JD is about as charismatic as wet lettuce. Plus, I doubt Trump would pick anyone that people might also like; Mr. Popular wants all that attention for himself.

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u/whiter4bbitz 9d ago

Amen 🙏

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u/BingoAteMyDabie 9d ago

Joseph Smith was a holy figure head for the Mormons. When he died, they found new leadership. Because Trump heads the GOP and not the Church of Trump, I'm certain they'll slot in whichever hate monger hates the best. MAGA's one true god is power by way of white supremacy, and that's been here since the founding.

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u/BonjoBonfyer 8d ago

You may have a point about MAGA ultimately caring most about white supremacy. There are stages of grief and they may get over losing DJT & band together on their commonalities …that would take dedication tho.

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u/porqueuno 9d ago

JD Vance and Musk will use GenAI to create an eternal digital avatar of Trump that speaks and moves exactly as he did, and can no longer die, calling it now. They will fool millions and use it to leverage power by saying he's still in control of the White House thanks to this "miraculous technology", when it will actually be used as a puppet for Vance, Peter Thiel, and the rest of the Network State.