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u/Nymphadelia 4d ago
Florida should be the swamp benders
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u/shawnaeatscats 4d ago
As a floridian I support this, bending plants is cool as shit even if we are hicks
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u/The_Poke_Cauldron 4d ago
Water. (Pakku does the water whip)
Earth. (The Boulder does an earth kick)
Fire. (Azula does a fire axe kick)
Air. (Aang launches an air spiral)
Texas! (The Gaang scream YEEHAW on Appa's back and crack a whip at the screen)
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u/ErraticNymph 4d ago
I feel like the southern water tribe would be New England, and the south would be the swamp benders
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u/The_Almighty_Duck 4d ago
Ah, the five nations. The Water tribe, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, Air Nomads, and Texas, home of barbecue bending.
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u/OKsodaclub 3d ago
Wait, but what about all the air temples?
I vote:
Southern: New Hamphire, White Mountains. It's cold. Mountainous. Granite State can make a lot of Avatar statues...
Northern: Colorado, Rocky Mountains. Free spirited non-airbenders abound. They're inventive and kinda stinky...
Eastern: Tennessee, Great Smokey Mountains. Lots of creeks. You know someone living there drinks onion banana juice...
Western: Arizona, Mesa Verde. Pueblos in cliffs are a lot like the upside down cliff temple...
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u/LadyGrey_oftheAbyss 3d ago
Plus like New Hampshire has the strongest winds not found in a tornado- aka Mount Washington
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u/Frosty-Tangelo8794 4d ago
Ash yes texes, the masters of gun bending a mixture of earth and fire bending
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u/Glittering_Bowler_67 4d ago
I feel like there’s nowhere near enough comment about “northerner water tribe”
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u/atomicsewerrat 4d ago
Realistically I feel like taxes would be like sander benders or firebenders bc its so hot down there
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u/god_of_war305 4d ago
Waterbenders in Florida would be OP as fuck if they learned how to use the insane amount of humidity in the air
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u/Hexhider 4d ago
Is this supposed to be based on environmental? Because if it is Western Washington should be Water,, why do you think we’re known for our rain
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u/MilkTeaMoogle 4d ago
Me, a Californian: Fire nation?!!! But over here we are more open-minded and democratic and oh wait… 😭🔥🔥🔥🌲that’s not funny!
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u/Ok_Examination8810 4d ago
As someone born and raised in Western New York, I'm proud to be a citizen of the Earth Nation
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u/beardedgalavanter 4d ago
it looks like western new york is mostly water tribe
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u/Ok_Examination8810 4d ago
Then in that case, I'm proud to be a citizen of the Northern Water Tribe
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u/The_Dreams 3d ago
Tennessee and Arkansas not being a part of the southern water tribe make me irrationally angry.
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u/thelast3musketeer 3d ago
I have earthbender hands but I’m born in the southern water tribe. Maybe I just won’t be a bender ig
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u/ZaleDraconian 3d ago
"The Avatar doesn't eat meat?! I tell ya Hwhat, that boy ain't right." -- Hank Hill, Master Texas Bender
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u/Yanmega9 3d ago
Alaska is just a part of Mexico here, Canada and Texas still exist too
Hilarious map
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u/freethinker1312 3d ago
Mmm this just seems super wrong to me how could Washington and Oregon the places known for rivers lakes and streams be fire nation lol
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u/Shaggy_Rogers4206969 3d ago
Call me crazy, but I think it’d be cool if the Rust Belt of the US was a mixed nation of water tribe and earth kingdom
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u/TheGreatNemoNobody 2d ago
What did Baja California Sur did wrong for you to erase it?
I don't get it 🥹
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u/Dayday023 2d ago
I personally don’t think this makes sense. I think all of America would just be the United Republic. The Earth kingdom, I think it would definitely be China because Ba Sin Sae kinda has basically what is the Great Wall of China around them. I’m gonna be honest with you Russia is gonna be the fire nation. All this is ironic right now. I think any mountain top in the world would be for the Airbender. Like they would probably be living in the Himalayas or on top of Mount Everest or something like that all the mountains the Airbenders would have to be their home. The water tribe would obviously have Antarctica in the Arctic ocean all of that.
Let me just simplify it like this . All of Asia will be the Earth kingdom along with Australia and Africa.
Europe and South America would definitely be the fire nation.
Like I said air nation territory would be anything that has mountains .
So the water tribe will have the north and south Pole like Alaska ,that Arctic ocean , and Antarctica.
That’s the best way to do it
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u/HappyAccidents17 2d ago
I love how the Earth Nation ends and the Water Tribe starts directly at the North Dakota and Minnesota border😂😂
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u/Bubbly-Trick5169 2d ago
Oregon and Washington would not be fire nation, we would be earth or air and Portland would be water cuz they get a lot of rain
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u/Next_Faithlessness87 2d ago
From what I understand, the Air nomads aren't territorial. At least not to that extent.
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u/willowdove01 4d ago
I appreciate that Texas is just Texas lol. Would think the Air Nation would line up more with Tornado Alley though