Our girl would ask the real questions.

“I’ll be here all week, only I’m not joking”

The heavy curtains were parted, and Azula walked purposefully into the throne room. Her boots left a soft echo of footsteps in her wake, breaking the oppressive silence of the cavernous room.

Don't drag your heels, she was always taught.

Having approached the Burning Throne, she prostrated before her father, Fire Lord Ozai.

'Welcome back my daughter,' Ozai's raspy voice echoed throughout the room. 'Arise.'

Azula dutifully arose into a kneeling position. Arms tucked in, straight back, another thing to remember. Her father walked through the veil of flames obscuring his throne, his regal majesty now on full display.

'Your part in our war effort has been most exemplary. You have brought glad tidings to me and our nation. Truly I have chosen well to place my faith in you,' the Fire Lord remarked.

Just more political fluff, Azula thought wryly.

'One question still remains, have you taken out the Avatar as I have requested?'

There we go. 'Of course, father.'

Ozai smirked triumphantly,'Excellent, now-'

'We had a most pleasant dinner. The Avatar was a companion beyond compare.'

The Fire Lord's smirk quickly twisted into a frown,'What do you- what is the meaning of-'

The sweet memories rushed to the forefront of Azula's mind. The Avatar's easy humour, his melodic voice, his long and lithe fingers ghosting over her own. It was quite a while since she was treated as she desired. Then there was what happened after dinner… and then many times after.

'Negotiations with the Avatar to end the war have been most fortuitous. I request that Avatar Aang and I are to be married to secure the future of our family, and the nation.'

Ozai, for the first time in his life, was struck speechless. His own daughter, cavorting with the greatest enemy of the Fire Nation? It was too much for him to even think about. He slumped to the floor, out cold.

Meanwhile

Iroh was in high spirits as he welcomed a special guest into the Jasmine Dragon.

'Good news Prince Zuko, I hear you are about to become a brother-in-law! Your sister seems very happy with her betrothed, and I could not imagine a better husband for her.'

Zuko looked up from the daily newspaper and regarded his uncle with a disbelieving stare. Who in the name of all the spirits was mad enough to try marrying his sister?

And then, he heard… one particularly unwelcome voice.

'Wow hotman, I can't believe we're going to be in-laws now! Isn't that funny?'

Zuko turned around to face the owner of that voice, and screamed.

His worst nightmare, had come to life.

And people wonder why she’s so crazy