r/AbruptChaos 9d ago

Spider in Australia.

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u/ShuStarveil 9d ago

Why would somebody be afraid of Spiders? They're totally harmless, nobody has died because of a huntsman spider bite. In fact, we help you by keeping other pests at bay. Fear of spiders is nonsense! Be kind to you'r spider.

-signed, Not a spider

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u/theDataPiano 9d ago

*rips fake mustache off"

So it was you all along!

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u/BlackHorse2019 9d ago

That's not how phobias work, you don't get to choose what your body enters a panic state over based on logic.

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u/ShuStarveil 9d ago

oh wow based on this and the downvotes I don't think most people get the joke anymore lol, even changed my pfp for the bit.