r/AbruptChaos 9d ago

Spider in Australia.

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u/phido3000 9d ago

I'm pretty sure the spiders do this on purpose. They see people coming at them, and at the last minute move, FAST.

There are some fast things in the world. But none of them is as fast as a huntsman runninng. Hearing those little hairy feet slamming across the walls as they run is absolutely unreal.

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u/samurairaccoon 9d ago

Hearing those little hairy feet slamming across the walls as they run is absolutely unreal.

I'm not a person that's usually afraid of spiders but pardon me what the fuck lol?

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u/phido3000 9d ago

Yeh, it's a thing. A night, you hear them. You can hear them during the day and with the light on, but you can see them, so you know what is causing the noise. But at night with your eyes closed, you just hear their feet running across the plasterboard.

So you get up and turn the light on.. And... Nothing. You can't see them, they hide too well, in your curtains, in your bedsheets. In nature they hide under the bark of gum trees, so love to find perfect hiding spots to hide their massive bodies. Behind a clock, behind a lamp... in a book. In cars, under your sun visor or in your door handle.

So you get back into bed... And then here the patter of not so tiny feet. They are big and fast... They can run in to the other side of the room in about 1 second. 5 meters per second.. They don't build webs, they run their prey down, like a cheetah. They eat cockroaches, so imagine something big enough and fast enough to run down a cockroach.

Now imagine its hot. Hotter and humid than you have ever been.. 110F and 80% humidity.. at night. No A.C.. And a couple of these guys chasing bugs in your bedroom. Your 5 years old.. Life is different....

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u/DannyDerZeh 9d ago

Not even H.P. Lovecraft could have come up with such horrors beyond human comprehension

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u/Wolfsbreedsinner 9d ago

Jesus, it was such a great read. Someone hire that man.

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u/xshevi 9d ago edited 9d ago

LOL are you for fucking real? you can hear a huntsman spider walk? maybe you got bitten by one and your spider senses are tingling 🤣 i’m gonna google ā€œwhat does a walking huntsman spider sound likeā€ right now

i stand corrected and mortified

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u/vodafine 9d ago

not always (depends how big they are) but if they fall off the wall / roof and hit the floor you can hear a loud thud and then they scurry away

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u/phido3000 9d ago

Why don't people believe Australians?

But huntsman are friendy spiders. They have their own personalities, and people let them crawl on they hands and arms.. you name and protect them if they are in your house.

Plus they eat crockroaches and keep other spiders away..

It feels great to have connections to native wild animals. Live with the animals, don't destroy them..

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u/ThanatosIdle 9d ago

I have heard a very large wolf spider move along a tile floor. After a certain size you can hear insects move. I mean, they all make sounds they're just below your level of hearing usually.

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u/guitarromantic 5d ago

That link is staying blue.

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u/CriticalKnoll 6d ago

Nope! If only you could have seen the reaction I had to seeing that clip. I was laying in bed and my whole body jumped a good inch up in pure horror. FUCK THAT.

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u/Rossomak 9d ago

Man, all of these years of playing videogames with giant spider enemies and they always use the same kind of "creepy spider leg" noise. I'm sorry, but seeing those legs move that fast with the heavy sound of all of those feets hitting a solid surface is way scarier. Imagine playing a a scary game and all of the sudden you hear a terrifyingly fast "thud thud thud" and turn around and see eight legs flailing towards you at an ungodly speed (whatever 5 meters per second scaled up with the size of the spider would be).

Actually, nevermind, that would be too scary.

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u/scudbook 9d ago

There's absolutely no fucking way I'm sleeping in a room hearing that. This is nightmare fuel.Ā 

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u/sir_conington 9d ago

I mean yeah it sounds bad but they are literally harmless to humans and they aren't aggressive.My Dad used to call them all Barry.

Also they eat flies and mosquitoes which annoy the fucking shit out of me, so as far as I'm concerned huntsman's are okay by me. If I see a redback or a whitetail though, completely different story... I'll find the biggest shoe I can find and annihilate them instantly

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u/ToxicEggs 9d ago

ā€œOi oi oi wallaby don’t be screamin at ol Barryā€ is my new favorite thing that happened that I didn’t just make up

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u/Kurainuz 9d ago

So huntsman for you are kinda like ungly armored cats?

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u/phido3000 9d ago

They are kinda like cats in that they come and go as they please.. kill insects and pests.

In Australia you make lots of animal friends.

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u/skmtyk 9d ago

I'm not even in Australia and I'm scared to sleep now 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Strykehammer 9d ago

Aussie here, David the huntsman says g’day, he’s a good cunt. Don’t be afraid, it’s the little bastards that worry you

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u/supercodes83 5d ago

David the Cuntsman

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u/BunBunny55 9d ago

Peak horror right here.

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u/xaiel420 9d ago

Unwrite this horror

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u/Wolf_instincts 9d ago

How does literally anyone survive Australia

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u/SithLordMilk 9d ago

Jesus god almighty

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u/Budiltwo 7d ago

god damnit I was just about to go to bed

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u/Weizenboy 5d ago

This post was sponsored by the Australian Tourism Authority.

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u/Bloedbek 9d ago

I try not to disturb the spiders in my home, because they're eating pests that are actually annoying. If I'd be hearing them hunt, I would quickly change my stance on that.

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u/Dismal_Wizard 9d ago

Reckon I’ll give up on the idea of emigrating. I mean the sharks are bad enough, but you’re not even safe in your own bed!

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u/mikeonbass 8d ago

In...

Your....

Bedsheets...

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u/phido3000 8d ago

They like to hide between layers.. like layers of bark on a tree, gum trees shed their bark all the time more than they shed leaves. So they live in the tight fitting bark of a tree.

Your bed sheet/covers are layers..

Huntsman aren't deadly. But jesus, they sure know how to give you a fright.

Google image search the following:

  • Huntsman in doorhandle
  • Huntsman in bed
  • Huntsman in powerpoint
  • Huntsman in hiding in car
  • Huntsman in toilet roll holder

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u/3_14_thon 7d ago

i may be ignorant but it sounds like the problem here are the food source, get rid of the bugs and you wont have them huntsman

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u/phido3000 7d ago

They come in from outside. In summer they start breeding. They can fit in under doors etc.

Australia hasn't nuked all its bugs with pesticides like Europe and the US have. There is still fragmentary whole ecosystems in play.

But as its been mentioned. Australians love huntsmen... They are your friend.