r/AbruptChaos 9d ago

Spider in Australia.

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u/phido3000 9d ago

I'm pretty sure the spiders do this on purpose. They see people coming at them, and at the last minute move, FAST.

There are some fast things in the world. But none of them is as fast as a huntsman runninng. Hearing those little hairy feet slamming across the walls as they run is absolutely unreal.

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u/samurairaccoon 9d ago

Hearing those little hairy feet slamming across the walls as they run is absolutely unreal.

I'm not a person that's usually afraid of spiders but pardon me what the fuck lol?

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u/phido3000 9d ago

Yeh, it's a thing. A night, you hear them. You can hear them during the day and with the light on, but you can see them, so you know what is causing the noise. But at night with your eyes closed, you just hear their feet running across the plasterboard.

So you get up and turn the light on.. And... Nothing. You can't see them, they hide too well, in your curtains, in your bedsheets. In nature they hide under the bark of gum trees, so love to find perfect hiding spots to hide their massive bodies. Behind a clock, behind a lamp... in a book. In cars, under your sun visor or in your door handle.

So you get back into bed... And then here the patter of not so tiny feet. They are big and fast... They can run in to the other side of the room in about 1 second. 5 meters per second.. They don't build webs, they run their prey down, like a cheetah. They eat cockroaches, so imagine something big enough and fast enough to run down a cockroach.

Now imagine its hot. Hotter and humid than you have ever been.. 110F and 80% humidity.. at night. No A.C.. And a couple of these guys chasing bugs in your bedroom. Your 5 years old.. Life is different....

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u/xshevi 9d ago edited 9d ago

LOL are you for fucking real? you can hear a huntsman spider walk? maybe you got bitten by one and your spider senses are tingling 🤣 i’m gonna google ā€œwhat does a walking huntsman spider sound likeā€ right now

i stand corrected and mortified

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u/vodafine 9d ago

not always (depends how big they are) but if they fall off the wall / roof and hit the floor you can hear a loud thud and then they scurry away

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u/phido3000 9d ago

Why don't people believe Australians?

But huntsman are friendy spiders. They have their own personalities, and people let them crawl on they hands and arms.. you name and protect them if they are in your house.

Plus they eat crockroaches and keep other spiders away..

It feels great to have connections to native wild animals. Live with the animals, don't destroy them..

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u/ThanatosIdle 9d ago

I have heard a very large wolf spider move along a tile floor. After a certain size you can hear insects move. I mean, they all make sounds they're just below your level of hearing usually.

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u/guitarromantic 5d ago

That link is staying blue.

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u/CriticalKnoll 6d ago

Nope! If only you could have seen the reaction I had to seeing that clip. I was laying in bed and my whole body jumped a good inch up in pure horror. FUCK THAT.

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u/Rossomak 9d ago

Man, all of these years of playing videogames with giant spider enemies and they always use the same kind of "creepy spider leg" noise. I'm sorry, but seeing those legs move that fast with the heavy sound of all of those feets hitting a solid surface is way scarier. Imagine playing a a scary game and all of the sudden you hear a terrifyingly fast "thud thud thud" and turn around and see eight legs flailing towards you at an ungodly speed (whatever 5 meters per second scaled up with the size of the spider would be).

Actually, nevermind, that would be too scary.