r/AbsoluteUnits 4d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Adonitologica 4d ago

He seems pretty docile

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u/100percentnotaqu 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yeah. Gaboon Vipers generally are.

They're adapted perfectly to veg out, almost impossible for predators to detect because of their camouflage and the fact they have basically no scent. Even trained tracking dogs struggle to find them

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u/Bax_B 3d ago

Veg. Like vegetable

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u/towerfella 3d ago

Like Vagita

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u/Evignity 3d ago edited 2d ago

Ex K9-handler, if what you're saying about the dog part is true that's pretty insane, considering trained dogs can scent and find a single piece of clothing- or a bullet in a 6square-kilometers area of heavy forest.

From what we experience the only thing that works against dogs is walking in rivers/swimming, or coffee (it neutralizes scent), but anything else can be trained on and be found. Dogs will even sniff through concentrated teargas just for the thrill of the hunt, they're that insane.

Do you have any source or reading because I'd love to read it, genuinely curious as to how often a dog trained on snakes is used and for what occupation. Conservationists perhaps?

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u/just_another_scumbag 3d ago

Random internet guy here. I've heard of dogs being used to track down lots of animals for conservation, especially wolves, but never snakes. I too am interested..

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u/Reiseoftheginger 2d ago

6000m2 is slightly smaller than a football pitch (soccer field for the americans).

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u/Evignity 2d ago

...It is not

It's 19685,04^2 feet, an american handegg(football) field is 360 feet.

Even with snowshoes it takes over 8+ hours to search an area that size, I know because I've done it.

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u/Reiseoftheginger 2d ago

60m wide x 100m long is 6000m2. You're about to tell me those aren't approximate dimensions of a football field?

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u/Evignity 2d ago

Ah right fuck me I forget how this is translated to English at times.

It's funny how one can be fluent in a language but shit that you did in school as a kid is still in native language terms. "kvadratkilometer", as in square-kilometers

6 kilometers height and horizontal square area.

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u/RyantheSithLord 3d ago

Their strike and fangs are no joke. The worst mistake you can make is taking advantage of its docility. Its large head allows it to store a lot of venom. They are some of the most FAFO snakes out there, because they can strike at a speed of almost 200 MPH, and their venom can have you meeting Steve Irwin within the next few hours.

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u/jakoobie6 4d ago

Till he's not

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u/gokartninja 4d ago

Those thick-bodied terrestrial snakes are faster than they look. The short tailed pythons are the same way. Extra thick, but it's all muscle and it's all used for propelling the head forward and mach Jesus

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u/javoss88 3d ago

Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement

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u/Changoleo 3d ago

I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”.

Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 

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u/javoss88 3d ago

It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told

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u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago

It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

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u/LinguoBuxo 4d ago

that's because in this position, he can only reach an inch or two. Snakes need to be coiled in order to be able to strike with any real force or speed.

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u/all_of_the_ones 4d ago

These guys also have the quickest strike, are venomous with possibly the largest amount of venom delivery, and have the longest fangs of all venomous snakes, like 2” long. They are generally docile, but if they DO strike, it’s very potentially fatal if not treated immediately.

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u/ImplementFun9065 4d ago

At that size probably a she.