r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 4d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 4d ago

The patterns 😍

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u/pranjallk1995 4d ago

The walk 😵‍💫

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u/freudian_nipps 4d ago

The width!

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u/VeryResponsibleMan 4d ago

The bite

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u/Recreationalchem13 3d ago

The girth…

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u/ponythemouser 3d ago

That’s what she said. To me.

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u/Lonely-Ad-3535 1d ago

Hung like a tuna can.

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u/Suspicious-Dig 4d ago

This is how I imagine MMCs in dark romance novels

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u/Bong_Hit_Donor 4d ago

Viper Chungus

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u/ktm6709 3d ago

The girth

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u/Mackroll 3d ago

The girth

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u/jswizzle021088 3d ago

Very impressive girth

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u/Elderchicken948 4d ago

The cratapillar

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u/claptrapMD 4d ago

Danger noodle

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u/SubBirbian 3d ago

Nope rope

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u/bluatmos 3d ago

This is gold

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u/Dragoarms 3d ago

RE the walk - that video doesn't do it justice. Here is one i saw at work

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u/Fibonoccoli 3d ago

Gawdamn! That's cool! Where do you work?!

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u/Dragoarms 3d ago

Gabon :)

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u/dathoihoi 3d ago

Must be a woman's man. No time to talk

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u/woutomatic 3d ago

Dude got 3D cinnamon on his back

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u/merRedditor 3d ago

This snake mesmerizes its prey with its cool exterior before going in for the kill.

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u/neegs 3d ago

Was going to ask are all vipers similar. As those are amazing markings

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u/Gelnika1987 3d ago

looks like a skinnier snake is riding piggyback

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u/Thingzer0 3d ago

It’s hypnotic, exotic, melodic

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u/Doggcow 3d ago

Looks like a bunch of those toilet paper cardboards

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u/Psychonautilus98 3d ago

I thought those were some kind of crackers on him but after second look like realize it was just a pattern😂😭 And I didn’t even question it at first, was just like ”Oh they just want to show with the crackers how big he is”💀

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u/Ok-Astronaut4952 3d ago

That snake must be so expensive to buy, because of how complicated those patterns are…

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u/Horror-Cap7711 3d ago

He shops at Dan Flashes