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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 4d ago
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He seems pretty docile
47 u/jakoobie6 4d ago Till he's not 77 u/gokartninja 4d ago Those thick-bodied terrestrial snakes are faster than they look. The short tailed pythons are the same way. Extra thick, but it's all muscle and it's all used for propelling the head forward and mach Jesus 34 u/javoss88 3d ago Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement 13 u/Changoleo 3d ago I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”. Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 1 u/javoss88 3d ago It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told 2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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Till he's not
77 u/gokartninja 4d ago Those thick-bodied terrestrial snakes are faster than they look. The short tailed pythons are the same way. Extra thick, but it's all muscle and it's all used for propelling the head forward and mach Jesus 34 u/javoss88 3d ago Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement 13 u/Changoleo 3d ago I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”. Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 1 u/javoss88 3d ago It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told 2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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Those thick-bodied terrestrial snakes are faster than they look. The short tailed pythons are the same way. Extra thick, but it's all muscle and it's all used for propelling the head forward and mach Jesus
34 u/javoss88 3d ago Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement 13 u/Changoleo 3d ago I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”. Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 1 u/javoss88 3d ago It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told 2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement
13 u/Changoleo 3d ago I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”. Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 1 u/javoss88 3d ago It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told 2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”.
Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials.
1 u/javoss88 3d ago It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told 2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told
2 u/Jeff_From_IT 3d ago It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
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u/Adonitologica 4d ago
He seems pretty docile