r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 4d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 4d ago

The patterns 😍

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u/pranjallk1995 4d ago

The walk 😵‍💫

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u/freudian_nipps 4d ago

The width!

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u/VeryResponsibleMan 4d ago

The bite

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u/Recreationalchem13 3d ago

The girth…

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u/ponythemouser 3d ago

That’s what she said. To me.

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u/Lonely-Ad-3535 1d ago

Hung like a tuna can.

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u/Suspicious-Dig 4d ago

This is how I imagine MMCs in dark romance novels

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u/Bong_Hit_Donor 4d ago

Viper Chungus

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u/ktm6709 3d ago

The girth

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u/Mackroll 3d ago

The girth

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u/jswizzle021088 3d ago

Very impressive girth

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u/Elderchicken948 4d ago

The cratapillar

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u/claptrapMD 4d ago

Danger noodle

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u/SubBirbian 3d ago

Nope rope

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u/bluatmos 3d ago

This is gold

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u/Dragoarms 3d ago

RE the walk - that video doesn't do it justice. Here is one i saw at work

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u/Fibonoccoli 3d ago

Gawdamn! That's cool! Where do you work?!

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u/Dragoarms 3d ago

Gabon :)

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u/dathoihoi 3d ago

Must be a woman's man. No time to talk