r/AbsoluteUnits 4d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Extension_Benefit521 4d ago

Why's does it look ummm short? Maybe stubby? I don't k ow the word im looking for but most snakes are long and thin he seems squished and chunky, don't come at me please im truly interested as to why he isn't long

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u/Katatonic92 4d ago

They are ambush predators & being built like a brick shithouse is better for that style of hunting. They aren't really fat, it is mostly muscle.

From google,

"Gaboon vipers are short and fat because this physical trait aids in their ambush hunting strategy by providing excellent camouflage among leaf litter on the forest floor, helping them to remain still for long periods to surprise prey. Their heavy, stocky build also supports a unique, slow form of rectilinear movement, using their belly muscles to inch along rather than slithering, which is effective for their sedentary, ambush-based lifestyle."

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u/discomuffin 4d ago

sedentary, ambush-based lifestyle

If only I knew this term when I was 12. Take that, mom!

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u/MassXavkas 3d ago

Mine would have replied "What you gonna ambush!? a second tube of Pringles? "

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u/BeraldGevins 3d ago

That movement is crazy to see. They look like caterpillars when they move.

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u/Call_Me_Lids 3d ago

They basically use their ribs to “walk”. Pretty bad ass.

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u/Agentpurple013 3d ago

Stay outta this buddy, I’m fat and I say it’s fat. Game recognize game

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u/antilocapraaa 3d ago

This particular specimen is obese.

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u/Kromehound 3d ago

So they just sit around in their Gaboon caves?

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u/TheBoosThree 3d ago

That chonks all muscle, which gives it an incredibly fast strike speed.

I don't know if there's an official ranking, but it's commonly (though probably falsely) named as the fastest snake bite in the world. Even if not first, it's up there.

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u/indianajones64 4d ago

Just the way they are mate 🤷 it’s a diverse world

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u/Silly-Sheepherder317 4d ago

Presenting “The Gaboon Viper”.

https://youtu.be/aNV174v1kXU?si=f74jxYOIly_krkQB

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u/Reasonable-Song-4681 3d ago

Was hoping it would be Clint. Such a fun series.

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u/No-No-Aniyo 3d ago

I thought it looked stubby also lol.

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u/Extension_Benefit521 3d ago

Im happy im not the only one lol

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u/BeraldGevins 3d ago

Chode snake