r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 4d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Whoudini13 4d ago

Is that a Gabon viper..probably spelled wrong

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u/Maximuscarnage 3d ago

Gaboon vipers are found in Gabon Africa.

Travel tip for Gabon, make sure only to carry on. The Country spelled backwards is Nobag. And it lives up to ifs name. You will almost never get your stuff if you check it on a flight to Gabon west Africa.

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u/freebaseclams 3d ago

I once had diarrhea for 17 hours straight

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u/Induane 3d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/xubax 3d ago

Were you prepping for a colonoscopy?

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u/freebaseclams 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, I was trying to make a sculpture of James Corden but I didn't have enough shit

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u/maxperception55 3d ago

You were timing it?