r/AbsoluteUnits • u/freudian_nipps • 5d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/jakoobie6 5d ago

Till he's not

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u/gokartninja 5d ago

Those thick-bodied terrestrial snakes are faster than they look. The short tailed pythons are the same way. Extra thick, but it's all muscle and it's all used for propelling the head forward and mach Jesus

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u/javoss88 5d ago

Mach Jesus lol new unit of measurement

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u/Changoleo 4d ago

I’m upgrading to “Mach J-F-C”.

Still no ludicrous speed, but it’s fast for us terrestrials. 

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u/javoss88 4d ago

It’s a mystical unit. From stuck in a cave, to heaven and back to earth in 3 days. Or so Ive been told

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u/Jeff_From_IT 4d ago

It is also known as being "fast as fuck boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"