r/AbsoluteUnits 5d ago

of a Viper.

Video credit: @jayprehistoricpets

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u/Temporary_Tune5430 5d ago

The patterns 😍

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u/pranjallk1995 5d ago

The walk 😵‍💫

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u/freudian_nipps 5d ago

The width!

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u/VeryResponsibleMan 5d ago

The bite

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u/Recreationalchem13 4d ago

The girth…

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u/ponythemouser 4d ago

That’s what she said. To me.

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u/Lonely-Ad-3535 2d ago

Hung like a tuna can.