r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ecky--ptang-zooboing • 3d ago

of a shepperd

765 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/erbr 3d ago

"He's just a baby" - owner

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u/jemlinus 3d ago

You probably need to carry a shovel with you when he poops.

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u/scorponok44 3d ago

Insert that jurrasic park image of Jeff looking at a pile od dino poop

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u/Rikkrishub 3d ago

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside...

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u/Compodulator 2d ago

That's a huge fucking dog! I think you can legit ride it, to battle or otherwise.

"Hey, honey, imma borrow Tinymus for like half an hour, my car's empty and I need to go for groceries!"

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u/Doctordelayus 3d ago

Imagine that dogs farts, stink out the whole house

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u/dannasama811 3d ago

That's a bear

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u/CheckYourStats 3d ago

Another Caucasian, Gary.

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u/socialmedia-username 3d ago

Very small dude of an owner.

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u/Tuv0k_Shakur 3d ago

Ok, where do I get one? Willing to trade gf

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u/DOPECOlN 3d ago

A nightmare of this dog could eat you

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u/60510 3d ago

Must have horse size poo

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u/TheSovietDuckling 3d ago

God damn man…

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u/AiwisZwo 2d ago

Cool Bear Bro.

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u/gustavomm19 1d ago

He must weigh like 100 punds!

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u/Porkchopp33 3d ago

More of a horse than a dog

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u/coko4209 3d ago

Is this not a Tibetan mastiff?

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u/Nitrogen1234 3d ago

No

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u/jaxxxtraw 2d ago

Actually, yes. "Is this not...?" "Yes, this is not a Tibetan Mastiff"

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/jaxxxtraw 2d ago

Saying no creates a double negative, which = positive, which = 'yes' rather than 'no.' It's not that hard. But nice try.