AITA for sending my sisters emergency insulin delivery back to sender?

[u/Fit_Matter_2309]

I (34M) am getting married in the beginning of September. I was upfront with the rules of the wedding. Basic things like dress code, food information, top hat ordering information as they were mandatory. But one of the most important stipulations I had was: No package delivery. I didn’t want a delivery guy to show up on the property before my wedding and kill my vibe. My sister flew in from across the country and is a wicked diabetic because she can’t control her cravings. She was here for about a week and ran out of insulin. I instructed her that if she needed to order more, she is to have it delivered at the nearest post office 20 miles away. Well lo and behold the day before the wedding I see one of those ugly brown box trucks coming down the road. The creature driving the truck put the package by the mailbox. I could see my sister heading that way so I sprinted before she could get there. She starts being dramatic and screaming about how she needs this package or she will die. My vibe is already ruined. I sprint for the package, pick it up, and sprint after the UPS man. I catch him quickly and run along side him. I yell out “Return to sender!” And launch the package into his open door. I immediately return and tell my sister I am seriously considering cutting her out of the wedding but she was making it all about her as always and said she didn’t want to be in the wedding and stormed inside the house. She has been crying all day but now she is not responsive and pretending she is weak.

Anyway AITA?

[u/Choice_Response_7169]

YTA top hats are gross

[u/Forsaken_Fig_8596 → u/Choice_Response_7169]

They were probably baby blue

[u/LoudPlantain1376 → u/Forsaken_Fig_8596]

[u/hungtopbost → u/Choice_Response_7169]

I was wondering about the bottom hats.

[u/whadaeff → u/hungtopbost]

Pronounced condoms- groomsmen required to wear during the entirety of the festivities

[u/yes_i_made_it → u/Choice_Response_7169]

What am I missing!? 🤔I don’t see any reference to top hats in the OP. 😂

[u/TiempoCorvos → u/yes_i_made_it]

3rd sentence

[u/yes_i_made_it → u/TiempoCorvos]

Thanks! I was skimming instead of reading! 🙄

[u/Just_Mixture8362 → u/yes_i_made_it]

Better skimming than rimming? 🤣🤣🤣

[u/NervyPervy → u/Just_Mixture8362]

That depends on which end of the rimming you're on.

[u/dies_irae-dies_illa]

Should have also sued not only the delivery company, but some of their competitors. This didn’t need to happen. Not here, not ever.

[u/Wonderful-Bass6651 → u/dies_irae-dies_illa]

Dammit this FKing sub gets me every time!!

[u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Ugh, I didn't read what sub this was for a second and was confused 🙃 but since im not confused anymore, NTA.

[u/MooNFaeRie516 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

I do that all the time. I’ll site here like wtf did I just read and then double check the sub 😂🤣

[u/ronmimid → u/MooNFaeRie516]

Me too. Top hats!

[u/MuchTooBusy → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

The question is... How far did you have to get before you checked which subreddit you were in? 🤣. I raised an eyebrow at top hats being required, but didn't actually frown and check which subreddit until I got to her sister being diabetic because she can't control her cravings, lmao 😂

[u/Cautious_Ad_3909 → u/MuchTooBusy]

So, embarrassingly it wasn't until I read the comments 🙃 there were tells in OP but it wasn't until I read the comments, I was like what sub is this, lol, then it all made sense 🙃🤣

[u/Kattnapped → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

So, embarrassingly it was until I read the comments 🙃

Don't stress, you're not the only one. I was WTUF am I reading... 🤦😆

[u/Kattnapped → u/[deleted]]

What the utter fuck

[u/Historical_Rip4604 → u/MuchTooBusy]

Honestly, I knew which sub but was thrown off because the tag wasn't 'shit post' so at first I thought someone had actually found this post in the wild.

[u/peach_xanax → u/Historical_Rip4604]

I had the same reaction, although the top hat delivery threw me off lol

[u/meski_oz → u/MuchTooBusy]

The title. I'm a wicked diabetic too.

[u/CamilleYun → u/meski_oz]

i knew by the title too, but I'm not diabetic.

[u/CamilleYun → u/[deleted]]

hmm... i might be

[u/Equivalent-Run-790 → u/MuchTooBusy]

I've never actually come across this sub and I was bewildered for a good few minutes before reading comments lol

[u/Siphyre → u/MuchTooBusy]

I glazed over the top hat thing. Didn't even see it. So I looked the moment I got to "the creature driving the truck" ...

[u/Ijustdunnoknow → u/MuchTooBusy]

Oh, yah know, the part where they rush to grab the package.

[u/No-Diet-4797 → u/MuchTooBusy]

I've seen some pretty wild shit so it wouldn't surprise if that was an actual requirement for some.

[u/willow_star86 → u/MuchTooBusy]

The diabetic because she can’t control her cravings is also where I looked to the top to see what subreddit I was in 🤣

[u/Level-Requirement-15 → u/MuchTooBusy]

I commented and saw this comment and said…. Oh!

[u/ThePhantomOfBroadway → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Glad I’m not alone, it is my first time getting recommendations from this sub so I kept waiting for the story’s manufactured plot twist that shows the evil diabetic sister’s dark side ha

[u/Fragrant-Might-7290 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

It’s crazy how far down I’ll get without checking sometimes lol, also crazy how many times I check and it’s the regular sub

[u/Cautious_Ad_3909 → u/Fragrant-Might-7290]

Same 🙃

[u/Traditional_Koala216 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

I have to double check which forum I'm in before I comment.

[u/NotHomeOffice → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Yup they got me. Had to get about halfway through before I did the "look up" ahhhhhh angel you got me again 😉

[u/imtooldforthishison → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Oh it got me. Off to delete my comment.

[u/Familiar-Parfait-408 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Same

[u/ecosynchronous → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

I was trying to make the math math correctly and that's when my instincts told me to look up.

[u/Ahorahan → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Is it meant to be Satyr or something? I always see absolute ridiculousness in this sub.

[u/CamilleYun → u/Ahorahan]

yes, satyr, pan and his pipes.

[u/kit0000033 → u/Ahorahan]

Yeah, we're making fun of AITA posts over here.

[u/Sorcha16 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Im bouncing to low vote land. It'll be full of people who didnt check the sub before posting. So many butts will be hurt.

[u/Oobedoo321 → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Same

Upvoted the wrong answer then corrected myself

[u/NoviaBlacksoul → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Thanks! I wasn’t aware of the sub also.

[u/CaptKeemau → u/Cautious_Ad_3909]

Same here. I thought it was (r/Am I the Asshole) which I follow. If it was she’d have been slammed with Yes You’re The Asshole!!!

[u/NewStatement5103]

NTA.

Your sister wouldn’t be diabetic anymore if she would have some self control and only ate kale and drank water like the rest of us.

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/NewStatement5103]

and almonds

[u/samorsophiaormarcus → u/AdmirableCost5692]

But portion control! Only 9 almonds or you will become a fatty.

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/samorsophiaormarcus]

9? NEIN!!!! 9 is too many

[u/samorsophiaormarcus → u/AdmirableCost5692]

As long as you eat the 9 mindfully throughout ths day its okay.

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/samorsophiaormarcus]

what about chocolate covered ones?

[u/NewStatement5103 → u/AdmirableCost5692]

[u/Sea_Caramel1949 → u/samorsophiaormarcus]

Only 6 almonds if you are already a fatty. Portion control. 

[u/jazmanimal6 → u/AdmirableCost5692]

I’m allergic to almonds are there any alternatives you could suggest? Or should I just eat the almonds anyway?

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/jazmanimal6]

allergy? everyone knows thats just made up by big pharma. just man/woman up and eat your almonds. if you have a reaction, its probably because you have been brainwashed by the tofu munching leftist wokerati

ps as a dr please dont eat almonds. please. the ED physicians are already burnt out. one more anaphylaxis might send them over the edge. and there is a lot of paperwork afterwards which is really annoying

[u/jazmanimal6 → u/AdmirableCost5692]

Going to buy almonds, thank you Admirable Dr.

Edit: jk

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/jazmanimal6]

enjoy! im just off to the bank to cash my month million dollar cheque from big pharma for pushing vaccines and causing cancer with poisonous drugs

[u/Kattnapped → u/AdmirableCost5692]

if you have a reaction, its probably because you have been brainwashed by the tofu munching leftist wokerati

You called? I just had a tofu burher, complete with tofu buns, tofu lettuce, tofu tomato, and if course, tofu hot chips. 🤤

[u/jahkno999 → u/NewStatement5103]

Who needs food when you can get all the energy you need just staring directly at the sun? What a selfish sibling.

[u/ModularWhiteGuy → u/NewStatement5103]

Honestly, she wouldn't be diabetic anymore if she just stopped taking the insulin for like a week.

[u/Curious-Scholar4692 → u/NewStatement5103]

Right?!

I read “diabetic” and alarm bells went immediately. We all know what they’re like amiright

[u/kelfupanda]

What a brave human being.

[u/Melodic_Sail_6193]

Your sister is the AH because she chose to be a diabetic

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[u/Traditional_Koala216]

Nope, serves her right for having health problems. She just wanted to ruin your wedding.

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/Traditional_Koala216]

she was playing the long game

[u/Traditional_Koala216 → u/AdmirableCost5692]

For sure. She just had to make her brother's wedding all about her.

[u/MishrasCycloneBong → u/AdmirableCost5692]

What if she spreads her diabetes to OP's fiancee?

Are there people out there so twisted?

[u/d-bianco]

“My vibe is already ruined.”

This is my new favourite phrase and I will be using it in every workday meeting forever.

“…but now she is not responsive and pretending she is weak.” 😭😭😭

[u/CanIStopAdultingNow]

YTA

The sexy first responders who someone will insist on calling are going to distract your bride.

You should have put sis in the delivery truck and shipped her out. Or make sure she is locked in a room....just be sure to get on the honeymoon before the smell.

[u/Tomiie_Kawakami]

you didn't specifically say it, but i'll assume that she's fat too and jealous of the 6'5 220 pounds chad that you are, while she's 250 pounds and needs a bidet cause she can't clean herself and needs someone else to tie her shoe

so NTA, she should just be hotter and diabetes would have skipped her

[u/Mad_Old_Bear]

NTA she knew the rules. What an inconsiderate thing to do, a diabetic coma is an extreme way of acting out. She should take a long, hard, look at herself.

[u/Presneill → u/Mad_Old_Bear]

Exactly, she needs to stop being so narcissistic.

[u/vonnegut19]

NTA, as soon as I saw "wicked diabetic" I read the rest of the post in a Boston accent and it took it next level. I'm so sorry for your vibe. Go NC.

[u/klef3069]

NTA. Why can't people understand that it's YOUR DAY????

Her lack of planning isn't your problem. She can walk offsite and dial 911 before she passes out like anyone else.

[u/DocChloroplast]

NTA, FAFO (fat around, find out).

[u/MaterialAd1838]

God. They should seriously change "diabetes" to "attention whore syndrome"

Edit: phone ALWAYS trying to auto correct whore.. 

[u/cumtotheheartchamber]

NTA. Good on you for teaching that spoiled brat not to make YOUR SPECIAL DAY about herself.

[u/ecw324]

[u/Marchin_on]

YTA for using the wrong flair.

[u/Illustrious_Map6694]

NTA! You're entitled to not having your vibe wrecked for at least 473 prior to your wedding. The absolute audacity that your sister, of all people, would try to ruin the vibe within one month of your wedding! I bet she'll fake her death and funeral right before and then people might claim your insensitive for continuing on with your wedding... Just ignore the haters.

[u/FScrotFitzgerald]

NTA. You are not Mary Poppins. "Sister-kills-the-vibe-by-getting-ketoacidosis" deserves no spoonful of sugar.

[u/Kawaii_Kat_In_Hell → u/FScrotFitzgerald]

Actual chuckle. Good touch matching the syllable count

[u/TwoIdleHands]

Your sister is silly. She should have driven the 50 miles to the pharmacy to pick it up. Would have been faster than delivery. How dare she!

[u/Zilzosh]

Your sister sounds super selfish.

[u/AzureYLila]

I mean, eject her from the wedding anyway. Her fainting or whatever would totally take the attention from you. Selfish on all accounts, that one. Why is she even your sister?

[u/Majestic_1_]

NTA. She needs to control her cravings better hahahaha

[u/atxcitement]

So, couple of things one might consider. She's gonna die at your wedding. Coffins typically dont make good wedding decor, unless you're going for that vibe.

Also, top hats? Sheesh, definitely YTA for that one. Ick

[u/baba_oh_really → u/atxcitement]

She's gonna die at your wedding.

Ugh seriously. These one-uppers are getting out of control

[u/MuchTooBusy → u/baba_oh_really]

Sounds like OP's sister has a history of making everything about her. OP is the AH for not anticipating that her sister would try to turn her wedding into a funeral. That's what wedding bouncers are for

[u/AdmirableCost5692 → u/MuchTooBusy]

I mean we've seen proposals and pregnancy announcements at weddings before. but a funeral would really take the biscuit

[u/samorsophiaormarcus → u/atxcitement]

Maybe its a vintage vampire top hat theme? Then coffins may be on point.

[u/Elx37]

NTA you deserve a good wedding. Insuline can wait /s

[u/4BucksAndHalfACharge]

WTF did I just read?!

Her lack of planning is not your emergency. I can tell you knew this was gonna happen. Bet she always tries to steal your moment.

[u/strugglebus_RN]

I really need to see the original AITA post because as a T1 diabetic I have some thoughts

[u/BracedRhombus]

NTA. WTF? No spats? Barbarians.

[u/ShortOnesAunt1]

You're TAH. Any self respecting, top hat wearing, vibe obsessed gentleman knows you should have thrown the lifesaving insulin UNDER the wheels of that hideously shit brown truck.

[u/CanadianDuckball]

And then I check the sub... 😏

[u/Secure_Radio3324]

I mean, she dared wearing white at my wedding so...

[u/BonVoyPlay]

No, this was perfectly reasonable. You should have allowed yourself the pleasure of slipping into keto acidosis and then death.

[u/I_am_dean]

NTA, sorry for breathing the same air as you King.

[u/throwawayacc__TRA]

NTA makes sure she stays asleep. Don’t want her diabetes ruining your wedding.

[u/MarionberryCrazy7293]

Oh, if only there had been some way to have made your sister run after and throw the package back. Think how empowering that would have been. Oh well, NTA.

[u/RavenAco]

A bunch of these people didn't check the sub, way to go OP

[u/DaddyOhMy]

The comments in this sub are almost always funnier than the posts. And that goes for both those that know what sub the post is in and those that don't.

[u/SpeechAccomplished78]

Lol I'm pretty sure I was there for the source of this post. Anyway your nta because I am disabled as well and she could honestly have just waited the extra couple of days, it's not like she would've died in such a short timeframe!!

[u/Moist_Vehicle_7138]

YTA. After the phrase “wicked diabetic” was used, I was forced to read the rest of this post in a terrible Boston accent.

[u/ChockMeBabbie]

Weddings are gross. ESH.

[u/GroundbreakingRip970]

Paying attention to the sub title is important

[u/Fit_Matter_2309 → u/[deleted]]

She’s such a bitch 

[u/ttw81 → u/Fit_Matter_2309]

I bet she was the golden child.

[u/spacepiratefrog → u/[deleted]]

Buddy. Spend two seconds looking at the sub you're on, and also maybe learn how to read obvious parodies. You'll have a happier life.

[u/Level-Requirement-15]

Of course not, it was quite reasonable and angelic to save her from her wicked cravings. 👹

[u/CommandAble2233]

NTA!!!!!!

This is YOUR DAY, bestie! If people can't follow simple instructions PRE-WEDDING, you just KNOW they won't be able to handle the choreography that YOU PAID FOR in your wedding dance that includes ALL of the GUESTS!

The word GUEST has IMPLICATIONS! You have EVERY RIGHT to send these LOSERS home!

Some people are just TOO RUDE!

[u/Nishi621]

Everybody, check the name of the sub!!

I was freaked out too until I realized what sub I was reading!!

[u/No_Question974]

Sadly, there will be people that think this is a real situation, that it's not make believe fantasy and will respond as such.

[u/liketolaugh-writes]

God, I was so relieved to see this was r/AmITheAngel

[u/kapitein-kwak]

YTA you should have had security to deal with this kind of stuff

[u/raving_perseus]

NTA I can't believe your sister would ruin your wedding like that like jfc just come prepared if you have a condition. I will deduct points for the top hats it's not fashionable nor classy it's fedoras on steroids

[u/Memasefni]

The worst part this tale is that it is believable based on previous Reddit wedding posts.

[u/britnahhh]

I read all this and was getting really mad and wondering if it was real and then I realized what subreddit this was. What a relief. But it certainly sounds an awful lot like two very real posts from the last couple of days about some bridezilla’s being ableist and I was like how are there this many ableist bridezillas at this very moment in time. lol. Good job OP, you almost had me fooled.

[u/Oldlazyfuck]

YTA, should have slammed it on the ground first.

[u/mommysanalservant]

You're sister's about to be the angel, rip

[u/BigButtSkinner7]

Forgot what sub i was on

[u/Looped_Out]

good one! the top hats were a nice touch.

[u/catechandler]

You should have kept the insulin for yourself you selfish twat. NTA but dumb haha

[u/Life-Yesterday4426]

My you certainly are the athletic one who sprints down the road to the mailbox then sprints some more running along the side of the delivery truck and able to successfully lob the package into the truck while yelling return to sender. How did the Olympic committee pass you over?!?! And to think you kept your sister from her life saving medication to teach her a lesson that she needs to watch what she eats. Someone please call the news media because this super hero bride deserves special recognition.

[u/Proper-Photograph-86]

This post😹

[u/HugeLittleDogs]

🤣 good story

[u/Dense-Speech9463]

I didn’t know “top hat” ordering was still a thing lol

[u/Curious-Scholar4692]

Your sister sounds like a total bitch.

Frankly it sounds like she’s just a massive attention seeker and got diabetes on purpose to upstage you on your wedding day.

NTA

[u/Afraid_Scientist7158]

NTA. And you also shouldn't attend her funeral. You need to cut her out of your life completely.

[u/diamondgreene]

She got a lotta neeve having diabetes on your wedding year. She should turn it off.

[u/KeyDiscussion5671]

YTA. You could’ve handled it better.

[u/Life_Library5147]

Yes you are the AH!!! So would her dying or going into diabetic coma been less of a vibe killer? This has to be fake because ain’t NO WAY someone who knows his sister is a “wicked” diabetic would think it’s okay to send her medication back because she had the nerve to have it delivered to the wedding venue. And how sensitive are you that a delivery will kill your vibe? This is wild.

[u/LeadingProduct1142 → u/Life_Library5147]

Read the page. Satire

[u/Automatic_Gas9019]

You're a giant Asshole if this post is real. Who wouldn't let their sister get insulin delivered? I would have not attended in the first place

[u/Muriel_FanGirl]

YTA what a narcissistic ass

[u/ShrappleThwack]

So no what you're saying is you'd rather your sister die than anything else

What a deplorable cunt you are

[u/overfelt2]

Your sister sounds hideous. I hope you have enough wedding insurance to cover the fall out: the cost of the ambulance (you know that bitch has no money to pay for it), the cost of any clean up, and your therapy bills for your ptsd from this event. I happen to work for State Farm if you want to be well covered next time you get married.

[u/Slinkman13]

this has to be bullshit, if not your a gigantic POS. you sister could literally die and all because you dont want deliveries to your house because of a "vibe" you are a psychopath and YTA

[u/JumpyInvestigator393]

how dare she have a life threatening disorder before or during your wedding? banish the insensitive bitch plus, this definitely justifies you disowning her, for life! i’m sure that your family and friends would back you on this and, may even do so themselves. ruining your vibe is a despicable and hostile act. to make your point, you may even want to announce it, at the altar but, if it’s in a church you should ask them to refrain from clapping or cheering. it’s a sacred place.

[u/bvtguy]

You're the angel, not enough people get it that diabetes is just a game people play for attention and snacks, it's wrong of your sister to ruin your vibe like that. The insulin fad is another one of those supplements that your body actually produces on its own. I roll my eyes at people who think they have to buy it. Anyway, I hope she grows up a little, stops playing weak and gives you a real heartfelt appology. You deserve it king and congratulations

[u/WiseDeparture9530]

OMFG - if this isn’t fake you are a C**T

[u/dragonbec]

Glad I read the sub name right at the top hat requirement. But you are definitely the Angel in an epic way.

[u/cazzobomba]

If it were me, to avoid more issues, I would have thrown the sister into the back of the UPS truck and kept the insulin.

[u/Chance-Difference-83]

I'm so confused, is this subreddit supposed to be satire? The comments are so confusing!

[u/FaithlessnessCool849 → u/Chance-Difference-83]

That's because people are dumb.

[u/pocoloco_in_dc]

You are NTA but, what a spoiled individual!!!

[u/NewNameAgainUhg]

You got me, I had to read the sub name twice 🤣

[u/chromiaplague]

Fake! Fake, right? Oh God, someone didn’t risk his sister’s life over a “vibe”, right guys?? (Oh, this is AmITheAngel; thank God; ha!)

[u/Ok_Affect_7427]

I’ve never seen this sub before and I was APPALLED at first

[u/hisimpendingbaldness]

Yta, you should not have invited her in the first place.

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