r/Angryupvote 14d ago

Angry upvote STIs

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u/Bokbreath 14d ago

Bonus point. Subie owners don't have sex anyway.

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u/BananaBrainsZEF 14d ago

No, they do. It's just lesbian sex. (I say this as someone who personally knows multiple lesbians who drive Subarus)

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u/vertical_witchdoctor 14d ago

Little known fact..... Every time a Subaru hits 200,000 miles.... A lesbian is born.

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u/GraveSlayer726 14d ago

Infinite lesbian glitch

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u/lemoinem 13d ago

Does it still work if you set back the odometer?

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u/Voodoo_Dummie 14d ago

Strange, I would have thought their preferred vehicle would be motorboating

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u/Wildgear19 14d ago

I realize this is the r/angryupvote sub…. But take it and leave please

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u/Fwumpy 14d ago

Do you think they'd let me watch if I owned one? Like a car club of some sort?

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u/MarioKing1137 14d ago

No, you are just reborn as a lesbian in that moment

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u/Clean-List5450 14d ago

The Subaru owner egg -> trans lesbian pipeline is real.

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u/NotYourReddit18 14d ago

Subie owners, do you mean Doms? I think most Doms who have a Sub(ie) have as much sex as they want...