r/Angryupvote 14d ago

Angry upvote STIs

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u/Bokbreath 14d ago

Bonus point. Subie owners don't have sex anyway.

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u/BananaBrainsZEF 14d ago

No, they do. It's just lesbian sex. (I say this as someone who personally knows multiple lesbians who drive Subarus)

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u/Fwumpy 14d ago

Do you think they'd let me watch if I owned one? Like a car club of some sort?

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u/MarioKing1137 13d ago

No, you are just reborn as a lesbian in that moment

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u/Clean-List5450 13d ago

The Subaru owner egg -> trans lesbian pipeline is real.