r/Angryupvote 14d ago

Angry upvote STIs

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u/Bokbreath 14d ago

Bonus point. Subie owners don't have sex anyway.

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u/BananaBrainsZEF 14d ago

No, they do. It's just lesbian sex. (I say this as someone who personally knows multiple lesbians who drive Subarus)

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u/vertical_witchdoctor 13d ago

Little known fact..... Every time a Subaru hits 200,000 miles.... A lesbian is born.

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u/GraveSlayer726 13d ago

Infinite lesbian glitch

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u/lemoinem 12d ago

Does it still work if you set back the odometer?