r/Angryupvote 11d ago

Angry upvote I thought this was hilarious late last night

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For context someone was asking if the tiny white dots on their old crayons was safe/normal.

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u/inescapablemyth 11d ago

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u/Kestrel_Iolani 11d ago

Just letting you know that I'm stealing that for the Marines in my life.

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u/inescapablemyth 11d ago

Even better, buy them when they go on sale in October

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u/Kaiterwauler 10d ago

Omg they are real!!? 😭

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u/_without-a-trace_ 8d ago

It's not the same when they taste like chocolate

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u/DIDLIESTWARIOR 11d ago

But does it have a nice hiss tho?

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u/Mission_Fart9750 11d ago

I think it's hilarious right now. 

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u/Status_Equipment_407 11d ago

It absolutely is. The Ooh ra just gets me giggling 🤭

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u/Phill_Cyberman 11d ago

What's "ooh ra" mean?

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u/Status_Equipment_407 11d ago

There’s a running military joke that US Marines eat Crayons and Ooh ra is like of a sound they make marching, a battle cry/expression of enthusiasm

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u/clarity4220 10d ago

I read it as the demon “ooh ra” from kpop demon hunters

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u/MommaLokiLovesYou 9d ago

I believe you're thinking of Gwi-Ma (or however it's spelled)

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u/clarity4220 9d ago

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u/MommaLokiLovesYou 9d ago

Bruh.. I get it, but daaaamn

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u/CricketDue5136 😡Anger😡 8d ago

🤣

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u/WolvogNerd 11d ago

I saw that comment from the original post and laughed so hard. I'm so glad to see it again 😂

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u/Status_Equipment_407 11d ago

I just had to screenshot it 😂

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u/Livid-Influence-5320 11d ago

Fing Marines...smh

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11d ago

Dipped in jalapeño cheese

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u/PewKittens 11d ago

Ooh-ra-ngry upvote

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u/ulyssesfiuza 11d ago

No one eats crayons. Everyone knows how they taste.

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u/Kestrel_Iolani 10d ago

That's like how no one believes in astrology but everyone knows what sign they are.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 11d ago

Hey, rats might taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know

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u/Mace_Thunderspear 10d ago

I know for a fact that your first sentence is false.

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u/Unknown_Warrior274 10d ago

Bro the ratio is crazy 💀💀

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u/_Felps_10 9d ago

What the hell are these symbols close to the upvotes?

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u/PizzaWhole9323 9d ago

No no you have my absolute word that I am not eating crayons of any type. Said through a mouthful of Play-Doh. ;-)

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u/Status_Equipment_407 9d ago

Oh I believe you

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u/Wrong_Signature5098 8d ago

I only eat the green ones