WTF gender reveal

[u/kphld1]

[u/tartinewithsardines]

There’s a wonderful episode on Matt Bernstein’s podcast (fruity I believe it’s called) with the women who originally started the trend and let me just say, she regrets it.

And no the straights are not ok.

[u/ToukenPlz → u/tartinewithsardines]

The podcast is called "a bit fruity with Matt Bernstein"

[u/tartinewithsardines → u/ToukenPlz]

Yes! (Matt if you happen to see this, sorry!)

[u/Hoodibird]

Why does it always have to involve setting something on fire????

[u/coffeeblossom]

Why not just cut a cake with pink and blue M&M's inside? Why is it necessary to light things on fire just to tell the world about your unborn fetus' genitalia and the social role you've imposed on that fetus before it's even drawn its first breath?

[u/Alegria-D → u/coffeeblossom]

And wtf is the symbolism of setting the stork with the baby ON FIRE,

[u/maniacalmustacheride]

What’s the crying for? They have 3 other kids?!

Like, love your babies, but what about this is a surprise at this point?

[u/alasw0eisme]

Pretty sure this is illegal in some counties.

[u/RottonFromTheInside → u/alasw0eisme]

I'm pretty sure they're Russian considering the song is in russian and they were counting in russian.

[u/YaassthonyQueentano]

The way none of those kids looked happy, especially the older sister

[u/coffeeblossom → u/YaassthonyQueentano]

My guess is she knows that, no matter what color smoke comes out, she'll have to babysit this new sibling, or even essentially raise the new sibling.

[u/alasw0eisme → u/coffeeblossom]

Parentifying firstborns is abuse. Change my mind.

[u/tigerslut1900]

You can smell the racism and fascism from here.

[u/sunshim9]

Why the hell do you want 4 kids? Are they harvesting organs?

[u/alasw0eisme → u/sunshim9]

Ego

[u/HarleyMan0001 → u/sunshim9]

Russia. The more babies they have, the more $$$ and prestige.

[u/officermeowmeow]

jesus christ this is creepy

[u/RottonFromTheInside]

Why are we crying for a fucking gender reveal like this is absurd on other levels.

[u/grednforgesgirl]

what in the caucasity

[u/CoffeeAngster]

Looking at the husband, he just wants more status symbols and not a healthy family.

[u/BanthaKiller29]

They all wear greige so they don't get confused.

[u/wholelattapuddin]

I felt myself getting dumber as I watched.

[u/ExystentyalCrysys]

It looks like the wife has already had plastic surgery. 4th child… lemme guess, Mormon.

[u/MissMarchpane]

It's...red? That doesn't even look pink to me.

[u/DelightfulGif]

That was supposed to happen??!