r/ArkhamRehabilitation 15d ago

Shitpost 🤔 Would it?

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u/CityComprehensive248 15d ago

Your dih would be crush if they 0rgsm

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u/No_Tea_7448 15d ago

Noty jimmy olsen's cause he's built different

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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago

Kryptonians have perfect muscle control, Jimmy ain't built different

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u/RMWGaming888 15d ago

Don't Viltrumites also have that? Iirc that's basically how they fly

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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago

No, "smart particles" or whatever. Plus Superman can mimic people's voices with his muscle control, nothing of the sort has been shown for viltrumites, maybe, idk I haven't read the comic books

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u/czacha_cs1 14d ago

Superman can give best sloppy toppy with a twist?

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u/Kail_Pendragon 14d ago

Dudes throat is like a wet vacuum without using the mouth, throat only

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u/No_Tea_7448 15d ago

Jimmy ain't built different

Someone hasn't met jimmy

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u/Simplejack615 15d ago

Fine, I will test it. We will find out

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u/JTaylor1979 14d ago

Any results?

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u/Ducksterking 15d ago

Naw it wouldn’t because khryptonians are stronger so their milk probably has a stronger flavour as well.

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u/DeathnTaxes66 Afraid it's been 9 yesrs 15d ago

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u/Pancakelover09 15d ago

I don’t think that’s how it works

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u/SplitBroad 15d ago

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

4some

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u/Kerviner 14d ago

username checks out

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Yours too probably, idk im fapping

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u/rabbid_chaos 14d ago

At least one of them is about to get freaky right then and there.

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u/DmasMfkr534 15d ago

I know what kind of man you are

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u/Lavaman2900 13d ago

I just can't prove it yet

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/KikiChelon438 15d ago

Mfer forgot to crop his meme

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u/Euphoric_Sea_1846 Psychopath 15d ago

my fault big bro , wont happen again 😂

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u/Icethief188 15d ago

Thats a rapist on the left btw

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u/Undertalegamezer969 15d ago

Even if the taste wasnt better, I think female kryptonians would be better just because it would be a better experience or I guess it depends on what you’re into

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u/thewiburi 15d ago

AI. Mood ruined

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u/SSJ4Vegeta1986 15d ago

I'm willing to test this theory!

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u/Popular_Method_8540 14d ago

I'd say Kryptonite milk because it'd be mixed with sun power and not super cells. A lot of fruits need the sun so maybe she also got a sweetness effect as well

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u/Few_Distribution_817 15d ago

They're probably the same as human?

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u/Baron_Beemo 15d ago

Should have used Power Girl as an example instead. 🫠

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u/Careful-Thanks1788 15d ago

my freak alarm blared

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u/Carioca-AleatorioRJ 15d ago

Now I’m curious

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u/xXStretcHXx117 15d ago

Keyptonian milk would be SunnyD

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u/RilesDaArtist 15d ago

I may need to do a taste test to figure it out

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u/DowntownCelery593 15d ago

Wtf is a vultrimite

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u/Perpetual_Noob8294 14d ago

You've not watch the superhero series "Invincible", have you? Viltrumites are basically prideful superhumans who have a planet conquering streak. Super strength, long life, flight, the works

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u/Durante-Sora Beyond Redemption 15d ago

Okay. Time to do experiments to conclude this theory

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u/Kaiju_Slayer76 15d ago

I'll take Tamaranean.

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u/AllMightySkeletor 15d ago

If the kryptones were in the sun, then probably.

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u/chucky_music 15d ago

This is supposed to be a rehab subreddit

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u/FR-D3M0NZ 15d ago

Bruh we need the zzz community here asap they be doing some crazy shit

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u/charbiwast 15d ago

good question. I’ll ask ai.

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u/Express-Fisherman-80 15d ago

I wanna know what the clam cream cheese tastes like😋👅💦💦

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u/TheRatatat Zur En Arrh 15d ago

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u/SSanityX 15d ago

Just tried it recently, Kryptonian is waaaay better

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u/Rebelfriend06 15d ago

First post I see of this sub and..... uh...

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u/Pancakelover09 15d ago

Can this breast milk stuff please end

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u/anzulgoan 15d ago

Kryptonians get stronger the more sunlight they are exposed to so i think even if their breast milk didn't taste better at the start with time it will eventually become the best breast milk

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u/blahaj_9 15d ago

Viltrumite milk would probably just be like straight steroids tbh

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u/Such_Month_8687 15d ago

Definitely

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u/planetixin 15d ago

Dude I don't know how human milk taste like. WTF do you need to ask that question?

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u/Paytah5852 15d ago

Honestly viltrumites milk would be less fatty as theyre entire race is dedicated to fighting and conquering, kriptonions on the other hand wouldn't be too different, other than the jet fire spray

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u/opasniyher113 15d ago

More interesting how Theirs asses tastes

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u/Hitesh-Redhu 15d ago

To the Goon Cave

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u/TheSpartanLemon 15d ago

Supergirl eating ice cream makes it so much worse. LOL

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u/sadlonelycynic 15d ago

Okay pack it up. Your speaking privilege has been revoked.

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u/blitzkreige 15d ago

Here king you dropped this.

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u/untakenu 15d ago

What is this sub? I dont feel more sane

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u/rexwithaTT 14d ago

I though this sub was for rehabilitation!!! What the fuck happpened..?

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u/TOSS367 14d ago

There is only one way to find out

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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 14d ago

Kryptonians are basically humans and are only strong because of our sun I'm pretty sure so viltrumite breast milk should be genetically superior

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u/ahonkhai 14d ago

Now that's a question

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u/According-Map-6744 14d ago

gotta love aliens who look exactly like us, like do they have the same bodily functions as us

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u/C-sectionSpecialist1 14d ago

Look for all we know these 2 races are so much stronger than humans that human su king wouldn't even get the milk out.

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u/Quaglet69 14d ago

What is the colour. I can differentiate between yellow and neon.

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u/riggengan 14d ago

Everyday we stray further from the Emperor’s light.

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u/CurrenttQueen 14d ago

Fuck it I'll take this seriously

I'd say viltramite would be hyper nutritional and expectation would be protein which tastes awful so definitely Kryptonian.

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A Kryptonians would be wildly inconsistent depending on how much sun they got so I would assume in red it would be same as humans but after being charged? I'd assume very very VERY sweet like the licorice chemical mixed with too much vanilla extract! Because glucose and the similar structures are for energy! :3

Either that or a kale shake because Kryptonians eat like plants. lol

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u/Admirable_Plantain91 14d ago

Probably Kryptonian.

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u/Icy_Substance9877 14d ago

That's enough Reddit for today