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u/PsychoDrifter777 15d ago
How to save images on reddit mobile (it works fine for posts but not comments)
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u/Rednax-69 15d ago
U mean save to ur photos? Just click on the image and screen shot it (most phones it’s the home button+power button, but just look it up in case)
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u/CityComprehensive248 15d ago
Your dih would be crush if they 0rgsm
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u/No_Tea_7448 15d ago
Noty jimmy olsen's cause he's built different
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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago
Kryptonians have perfect muscle control, Jimmy ain't built different
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u/RMWGaming888 15d ago
Don't Viltrumites also have that? Iirc that's basically how they fly
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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago
No, "smart particles" or whatever. Plus Superman can mimic people's voices with his muscle control, nothing of the sort has been shown for viltrumites, maybe, idk I haven't read the comic books
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u/czacha_cs1 14d ago
Superman can give best sloppy toppy with a twist?
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u/Snotlout_G_Jorgenson 15d ago
Actually, that was exactly alternate Thanos' plan in Endgame.
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u/Undertalegamezer969 15d ago
Even if the taste wasnt better, I think female kryptonians would be better just because it would be a better experience or I guess it depends on what you’re into
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u/Popular_Method_8540 14d ago
I'd say Kryptonite milk because it'd be mixed with sun power and not super cells. A lot of fruits need the sun so maybe she also got a sweetness effect as well
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u/DowntownCelery593 15d ago
Wtf is a vultrimite
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u/Perpetual_Noob8294 14d ago
You've not watch the superhero series "Invincible", have you? Viltrumites are basically prideful superhumans who have a planet conquering streak. Super strength, long life, flight, the works
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u/FR-D3M0NZ 15d ago
Bruh we need the zzz community here asap they be doing some crazy shit
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u/anzulgoan 15d ago
Kryptonians get stronger the more sunlight they are exposed to so i think even if their breast milk didn't taste better at the start with time it will eventually become the best breast milk
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u/planetixin 15d ago
Dude I don't know how human milk taste like. WTF do you need to ask that question?
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u/Paytah5852 15d ago
Honestly viltrumites milk would be less fatty as theyre entire race is dedicated to fighting and conquering, kriptonions on the other hand wouldn't be too different, other than the jet fire spray
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u/Unusual_Rooster6736 14d ago
Kryptonians are basically humans and are only strong because of our sun I'm pretty sure so viltrumite breast milk should be genetically superior
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u/According-Map-6744 14d ago
gotta love aliens who look exactly like us, like do they have the same bodily functions as us
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u/C-sectionSpecialist1 14d ago
Look for all we know these 2 races are so much stronger than humans that human su king wouldn't even get the milk out.
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u/CurrenttQueen 14d ago
Fuck it I'll take this seriously
I'd say viltramite would be hyper nutritional and expectation would be protein which tastes awful so definitely Kryptonian.
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A Kryptonians would be wildly inconsistent depending on how much sun they got so I would assume in red it would be same as humans but after being charged? I'd assume very very VERY sweet like the licorice chemical mixed with too much vanilla extract! Because glucose and the similar structures are for energy! :3
Either that or a kale shake because Kryptonians eat like plants. lol
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u/Pitiful-Mortgage5136 Scarecrow 15d ago