r/ArkhamRehabilitation • u/HarleyQuinArkham • 16d ago

Shitpost 🤔 Would it?

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u/CityComprehensive248 16d ago

Your dih would be crush if they 0rgsm

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u/No_Tea_7448 16d ago

Noty jimmy olsen's cause he's built different

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u/Kail_Pendragon 16d ago

Kryptonians have perfect muscle control, Jimmy ain't built different

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u/RMWGaming888 16d ago

Don't Viltrumites also have that? Iirc that's basically how they fly

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u/Kail_Pendragon 16d ago

No, "smart particles" or whatever. Plus Superman can mimic people's voices with his muscle control, nothing of the sort has been shown for viltrumites, maybe, idk I haven't read the comic books

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u/czacha_cs1 15d ago

Superman can give best sloppy toppy with a twist?

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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago

Dudes throat is like a wet vacuum without using the mouth, throat only

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u/czacha_cs1 15d ago

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u/JustWendigo StaSi informant 14d ago

Da boom na da noom na namena!
Da boom na ba noom na namena!
Da boom na da noom na namena!
Da boom na ba noom na namena!

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u/No_Tea_7448 16d ago

Jimmy ain't built different

Someone hasn't met jimmy

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u/Simplejack615 16d ago

Fine, I will test it. We will find out

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u/JTaylor1979 14d ago

Any results?

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u/MArcherCD 16d ago

Popclaw?

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u/DarthDragon117 2d ago

Our man died in a way we can only dream of.

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u/OscarOrcus 15d ago

I'm pretty sure there's a comic like that with supergirl