r/ArkhamRehabilitation • u/HarleyQuinArkham • 17d ago

Shitpost 🤔 Would it?

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u/CityComprehensive248 17d ago

Your dih would be crush if they 0rgsm

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u/No_Tea_7448 17d ago

Noty jimmy olsen's cause he's built different

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u/Kail_Pendragon 17d ago

Kryptonians have perfect muscle control, Jimmy ain't built different

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u/RMWGaming888 17d ago

Don't Viltrumites also have that? Iirc that's basically how they fly

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u/Kail_Pendragon 17d ago

No, "smart particles" or whatever. Plus Superman can mimic people's voices with his muscle control, nothing of the sort has been shown for viltrumites, maybe, idk I haven't read the comic books

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u/czacha_cs1 15d ago

Superman can give best sloppy toppy with a twist?

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u/Kail_Pendragon 15d ago

Dudes throat is like a wet vacuum without using the mouth, throat only

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u/czacha_cs1 15d ago

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u/JustWendigo StaSi informant 15d ago

Da boom na da noom na namena!
Da boom na ba noom na namena!
Da boom na da noom na namena!
Da boom na ba noom na namena!