r/AskAnAustralian 1d ago

Trying to keep up with Aussie idioms.

I've recently just moved to Australia for work and have been doing FIFO in the Pilbara Region for the past 9 months and been loving every bit of it.

One thing I love is how my Aussie workmates use idioms very so often often at work. I catch on to some of them pretty quick and others I have to ask what they actually mean.

So I met this Aussie girl at Perth Airport a few days ago and we were having a lil bit of a chat about what we do for work and everything in between. As I got up to leave coz my flight was being called she said, "Hey, they have on the sausage sizzle on site." Not wanting to make it awkward and ask what she meant coz I only just met her, I just chuckled and said goodbye.

What she said has been picking at my brain for the few days now and thought I'd ask if any of you legends on here could help me get a fair idea of what she actually meant.

Cheers!

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u/Monotask_Servitor 1d ago

Maybe she got confused with a sausage fest as that’s what most mining and construction sites are?

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u/Shiny_Ba11 1d ago

Or she's just saying that they are having a sausage sizzle on site, pretty common for construction sites

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u/Monotask_Servitor 1d ago

It is, though that seems like a random comment for her to just throw out there.

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u/Vindepomarus 1d ago

I think this is the most likely answer.

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u/okraspberryok 1d ago

Ah yeah, this is likely it.

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u/nutritionalyeetz 1d ago

Yeah, "have fun with the sausage [fest] on site" is plausible

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u/ManWithDominantClaw 23h ago

Oh, they'll be a sausage sizzle sooner or later, one way or the other.

The climate crew have given up on regulatory solutions, we've gotten to the point of acknowledging that either we burn them down or nature will for us, so we've gone from calling them a sausage fest (as a derogatory reminder that they're mostly packed with guys who can't hold down a stable relationship and spend half their paycheck in neon sign massage parlours), to sausage sizzle as a derogatory reminder that if you keep doing grunt work for Rio Tinto in 2025, you're cooked.

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u/somuchsong Sydney 1d ago

Unless she was talking about a literal sausage sizzle, I have no idea.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_sizzle

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u/okraspberryok 1d ago edited 1d ago

A sausage sizzle is usually when people cook sausages on a bbq and the money made goes towards a charity or group (like the scouts/a school/local sports club etc).

No idea what this girl meant, something about do they have sausage sizzles on your work site?

EDIT: someone else mentioned she probably was trying to say sausage fest, as in a lot of men (sausage being slang for penis), this makes sense.

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u/shonamanik0905 Melbourne 🇦🇺 1d ago

Like at Bunnings!

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u/Malletpropism 1d ago

Yep there's lots of men at Bunnings

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u/DonKaeo 1d ago

Gold coin donation…

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u/wretchedRing 1d ago

Fuck Bunnings.

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u/prexton 1d ago

Lots of bunnings simps in here haha yea fuck the glorified $2 shop

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u/wretchedRing 1d ago

Has to be one of the worst retail places in the country. There is quite literally nothing at all special about Bunnings. If cunts could stop tryingng to make it some lame-o icon, it'd be great...

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u/0kiedoky 1d ago edited 1d ago

What’s “special” about them is their size/range of products available, number of locations, and marketing that positions itself as an entry-level hardware place for DIYers.

It’s a similar value proposition to a supermarket. The supermarket has worse quality than a deli or fruiterer, often at higher prices, and worse customer service. But it’s got all the things I need in one shop, which is five minutes away. And I’m not a chef so I don’t know or care about which cut of meat really best suits my needs. So I’m just going to take the easy route and go to the supermarket.

Which is to say, it isn’t special, it’s aggressively mediocre by design. But it’s very much made to capture a large share of the market and does that well.

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u/prexton 1d ago

I just don't think people know actual hardware shops exist.

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u/wretchedRing 1d ago

I think they think Bunnings sells the good stuff. They don't.

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u/shonamanik0905 Melbourne 🇦🇺 1d ago

Bunnings almost never has anything we need when trying to replace a damage item around the house, so I agree lol I'm there for the cheap snags

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u/BobbyThrowaway6969 1d ago

Dunno, it's a pretty big building

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u/Aussiebloke-91 1d ago

Won’t stop wretchedRing from backing up on it.

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u/djpeekz 1d ago

I believe in you <3

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u/PerfektOpiate 1d ago

And those openings have seen their fair amount of people go though em.

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u/luxsatanas 1d ago edited 1d ago

Did you mishear it? That sentence doesn't make sense. "Hey, they have on the sausage sizzle on site"

If it's someone who works the same site, it's probably 'having' not 'have on'. Sounds like 'have'n' in Au EN. "Hey, they havin' the sausage sizzle on site" Probably a question from the use of 'they' not 'they're' but it really depends on the tone. It's a common grammar shortcut

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u/seb66666 1d ago

It means too many dicks on the dance floor

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u/shonamanik0905 Melbourne 🇦🇺 1d ago

Isn't that a "sausage fest"?

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u/seb66666 1d ago

Yes.

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u/Fun-Exit7308 1d ago

All the above are correct. Everyone's a winner

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u/Psycle_Panda 1d ago

And "it was a bit of an Oktoberfest" if it was a house party, rather than a worksite. All beer and sausages.

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u/maxdacat 1d ago

depends if you like sausages

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u/Otherwise_Team5663 1d ago

It's a barbecue with sausages usually served with onion on white bread and tomato sauce.

Sizzle refers to the sound the food makes as it cooks on a bbq.

Standard cheap way to feed a lot of people and socialise. Often there are tins of ice cold soft drink or beer if it's not a work/charity function.

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u/Lragce 1d ago

Sorry to be pedantic but her question, as written here, doesn’t make sense grammatically.
Couple of words too many, right? So, remove “on the” and replace with “a”. She’s telling him there’s a sausage sizzle on site, that’s all. And if they’re a regular (say weekly) event, then they are an excellent socialising/get-together for everyone on site. Great idea 😊.

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u/CottMain 1d ago

Sausage fest. Not food. Sex.

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u/Lragce 1d ago

The word “fest” was not used at all during that conversation. Unless you’re under 8 years old, why must the word ‘sausage’ elicit a sexual take on things. Grubby.

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u/CottMain 1d ago

Woooooooosh. Totally missed the point. Hang in there champ.

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u/CottMain 1d ago

She was teasing him you struggler. There are no sausage sizzle onsite.

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u/littlereddingo 1d ago

Also just chiming in to add: in English, picking your brain means to find out your thoughts on something. So if someone in Australia says they want to pick your brain, they mean to ask your opinion on a subject. I know this isn’t what you asked, but your usage of it is incorrect for English. Just an FYI!

And yes, we have loads of weird little idioms that can be incredibly region-specific! I’m from Adelaide and have lived in Tas for 7 years and still hear things I haven’t heard before 😅

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u/ExaminationNo9186 1d ago

Shortest technically correct answer: Sausage Sizzle = BBQ.

However, a longer answer, don't expect a BBQ like you would expect in the U.S. or anywhere else.

To us, a Sausage sizzle is a bread bun (typically a hotdog roll, that is long and thin) a sausage or two, some cooked onion, tomato sauce and that is about it.

Sometimes there maybe lamb chops or something else fairly basic that goes well being cooked on the BBQ

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u/SammyGeorge 1d ago

a bread bun (typically a hotdog roll, that is long and thin)

Not that this doesn't happen but surely plain white bread is more typical

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u/kernpanic 1d ago

Not in wa - where the original post is based.

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u/SammyGeorge 1d ago

Really? I didn't know it varied between states. I mean, I know lots of cultural things do, just this in particular I didn't know

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u/Equal-Environment263 1d ago

Shows that people in WA are rich. Anywhere else it’s just a slice of the cheapest white bread one can find between here and Texas.

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u/ExaminationNo9186 1d ago

In W.A. our Bunning sausages come in hot dog buns as well, it is the rest of Australia that aren't keeping up on this.

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u/Sprinkles--Positive 1d ago

You can keep the buns. Hot dog buns tend to taste a bit sweeter to me which tastes Not Quite Right with a normal barbecued sausage. More importantly, however, unless you're getting two sausages in your bun, the meat:bread ratio is completely out of whack.

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u/Ok-Fun8831 1d ago

What, you couldn't just Google sausage sizzles in Australia? You wondered for days. Load of crap. Takes 1 minute. 😂

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u/Vindepomarus 1d ago

Even if he did, the answer still wouldn't make any sense in this context, he'd still need to ask us. I know what a sausage sizzle is but I have no idea what that girl was talking about.

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u/Elly_Fant628 1d ago

Just sausages, almost compulsory onion, and sauce on a slice of bread. Funds raised usually go to a charity, and the helpers will be members of that group, or their parents. Sometimes businesses might do one too, as a reward etc.

They've gotten really progressive. Not only BBQ sauce as well as tomato sauce but mustard and sweet chilli sauces are often available.

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u/Thin-Alps2918 1d ago

It's a bbq where you get a slice of bread with a sausage in it

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u/BobbyThrowaway6969 1d ago edited 1d ago

They're just bbq with sausages/snags, onion (sometimes), bread, tomato/bbq sauce on top. Cheap and quick way to feed tonnes of people. Usually for charities

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u/madamsyntax 1d ago

This one is actually easy. Literal sausages sizzling on the bbq

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u/Arafel 1d ago

Looks like this guy is here to fuck spiders.

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u/Malletpropism 1d ago

Yeah, nah, mate. You've got buckleys trying to keep up with the lingo

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u/TypicalLolcow City Name Here :) 1d ago

Don’t feel bad for not getting it on the first go. I use idioms far too much the Americans think i’m insane

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u/Honourstly 1d ago

It means having an orgy on site

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u/maxdacat 1d ago

You blew your chance mate

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u/ColeAppreciationV2 1d ago

Idk who all these other Aussies are but I’ve never heard a sausage fest (event with much more men than women) called a sausage sizzle (traditional low budget Aussie barbecue with plain sausages in plain bread).

On another note, most mining sites are going to skew male massively, so being a sausage fest isn’t exactly noteworthy.

Meanwhile, a sausage sizzle is often done for a cause, organised by the people, eg democracy sausage, bunnings sausage, free dress day sausage and would be more inclined to tell others about it to get around the cause.

Most FIFO sites I’ve seen have food supplied but thats usually buffet style, under a hot lamp type food, while there’s something a bit more amateur about a sausage sizzle.

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u/SurfNTurf1983 1d ago

A sausage sizzle is an STD you do not wanna get. It really burns.

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u/CBRChimpy 1d ago

Maybe she wanted to sizzle your sausage?

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u/Creation_of_Bile 1d ago

Here's a nice bit of Aussie for you to share with her next time she asks if you want to do something.

"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"