r/AskAnAustralian 1d ago

What is your funniest farting story?

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u/HistoricalHorse1093 1d ago

Hahaha ok since you asked.

I was 17F in grade 12.

It was Valentine's Day. At the school we had a class to make a Valentine's card and give it to whoever. I chose to make one for my crush. I wrote a poem inside.

So our group gathered for lunchtime and I'm standing up in front of all of them, reading my card to my crush. I'm reading and it seems to be going well....

Of course I was so nervous that I farted. 

Great timing 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

The guy just looked at me, seemed not to notice (or was polite about it). But I turned to my right to see one of my best friends horrified and totally cackling and roaring with laughter 🤣 obviously she heard it.

Later that day my crush decided to accept the Valentine's card written by a different girl and they were seen walking hand in hand around the school.

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