r/AskAnAustralian 1d ago

What is your funniest farting story?

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u/Lethallee61 1d ago

When I was courting my future wife, I was saying goodbye to her outside on the driveway of her parent’s house, near my car. All of a sudden, her father farted so loudly in the lounge room that you could have heard it in the next suburb.

I had to delay my departure for another ten minutes to give my fiancé enough time to stop laughing and compose herself enough that she could go back in the house without dying of embarrassment.

We’re still happily married 39 years later.

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u/PauL__McShARtneY 1d ago

You and the father?