r/AvatarMemes Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

LoK This is what PEAK firebending defensive technique looks like

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

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u/Fox7567 Jun 04 '25

You may not like it, but this is what the peak male athlete looks like.

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u/Witch_King_ Jun 04 '25

*Female

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u/Fox7567 Jun 04 '25

Both male and female.

Just peak athletic performance all around.

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u/Similar_Rich_3218 Jun 04 '25

Just because she bends iron plates it does not make her a Fe male

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

Even fire benders can bend iron now? It’s just not fair!

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u/Fox7567 Jun 04 '25

The best joke ever made

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u/Malbushim Jun 04 '25

Peak athletic male is female

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u/HAZMAT_Eater Aang/Katara/Azula poly supremacy Jun 04 '25

Love that flair.

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u/TungstenShark96 Jun 04 '25

PULL UP STUNTIN

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u/p0re Jun 04 '25

Why didnt Zuko simply jump over Ozai trying to scar him

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

Is he stupid??

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u/AveryLazyCovfefe Better than those sissy elements combined!! 🗿 Jun 04 '25

Is there a lore reason why Zuko didn't just ask Ozai kindly to not scar him?

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u/Badassbottlecap Jun 04 '25

Why didn't he just say "no"? He can't legally scar you if you say no, it's the law of the land

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u/aradle Jun 04 '25

Ozai IS the senate law!

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u/Badassbottlecap Jun 04 '25

Not of the land, he ain't!

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u/Martin_Aricov_D Jun 05 '25

Of the fire land yes!

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u/Badassbottlecap Jun 05 '25

Yeah, well that ain't The Land now, is it?! Fire land.. humbug, next thing you tell me there's an air land!

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u/JayMerlyn Firebender 🔥 Jun 04 '25

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u/fatplayer13 Jun 04 '25

Bahahahahaha

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u/runnytempurabatter Jun 04 '25

He didn't have enough honour points to unlock that move

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u/spiritboy12345678910 Jun 04 '25

He saved that move for his fight with Jet

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u/Revayan Jun 07 '25

Scrawny prince always skipped legday

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u/Tuuckbrah Jun 08 '25

Why did the Boulder, the largest bender, not simply eat the others?

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u/MakelYT Jun 04 '25

P'Li had ups.

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u/KebabOfDeath Jun 04 '25

And downs. And blow ups

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u/Abi_Uchiha Jun 04 '25

And blow ups

That was supposed to be my comment.

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u/KebabOfDeath Jun 04 '25

Yeah, sorry. I guess i blew it

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u/earanhart Jun 05 '25

You aren't Sparky Sparky Boom Man.

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u/belgium-noah Firebender 🔥 Jun 07 '25

You're dropping bombs in these comment eh?

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u/LostAfroK Jun 04 '25

This seems like it’s meant to be a diss, but truthfully how would shooting fire at a rock coming at you result in anything than a hot rock coming at you?

This seems a sound tactic

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

The Fire Lord going up against a malnourished kid who can shoot stone pellets like a machine gun:

Ozai: "The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math."

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u/JackofClubs77 Jun 04 '25

I remember making an Earthbender OC as a kid who’s whole shtick was that he floated boulders around his head, broke them into smaller stone, and then fired them like drones. Ironically, this is just about the only way for an Earthbender to defeat Toph, purely by nature of “She can’t actually see it”

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u/Darkened_Auras Earthbender 🗿 Jun 04 '25

Canonically, Toph can sense floating earth, her powers extend to that. Floating things that aren't earth are invisible but there's basically no way for an earthbender to catch her off guard

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u/Bot_Number_7 Jun 05 '25

Does this mean Toph is super weak against waterbenders who can levitate a circle of water and blast her with ice chunks she can't detect? This maneuver is a very popular one for waterbenders to use by the way (Kya does it in her fight against Zaheer for example).

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u/Professional_Denizen Jun 05 '25

Toph can sense how her opponent’s body moves, and bending is very good at correlating a user’s movement with the effect they produce.

Even without that, which I’m not actually 100% on, she can definitely sense your stance since feet touch the earth. Anything that relies on footwork, like most bending, is more or less predictable from that.

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u/Bot_Number_7 Jun 05 '25

Well, waterbenders can also raise themselves on a water tornado. Sure, Toph can probably still sense their position, but she probably can't read the movements of their body through the water spiral.

I feel that Toph actually has a terrible matchup against any decent waterbender with access to a supply of water. It's not like she's fought any waterbenders seriously in the show other than the friendly sparring match with Katara, right?

Also, Ming Hua is a psychic waterbender, so Toph would lose instantly to her if she has any supply of water, right?

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u/notfirearmbeam Jun 08 '25

This is all true ppl just don't like the answer bc Toph is the GOAT, but these kind of matchup checks are part of what makes the magic system so interesting. Except fire which is so ass - but my headcanon is that this is a metaphor for success using violence coming down to what you will do rather than what you can do. We see with Aang directly that fire can hurt people so easily it happens on accident, so of course those people can cause more damage with less deliberate effort

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u/Naisallat Jun 04 '25

Can't she just sense the floating pieces of earth? In the same way she "sees" with vibrations through earth? Since they affect objects through some force, doesn't that movement of that object cause some perturbation in that earth-energy field?

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u/Formal_Illustrator96 Jun 05 '25

She’d be able to sense the rocks though? This just wouldn’t work in the slightest.

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u/earanhart Jun 05 '25

She doesn't see floating rocks the same way as she does things on the ground, its a different application of earth bending, but one every earth bender does to a degree.

The following is fan theory, but I think that is the base from which she developed her earth-sight ability. Train of logic being "I can sense rocks being bent, but what is the ground other than a big rock? If I bend that just a tiny bit, I should be able to sense it. Wait, I don't even need to bend it of I'm touching it to sense things on it."

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u/Formal_Illustrator96 Jun 05 '25

It’s the same thing. The way she sees movement of things on the ground and the way she sees floating rocks are both her ability to sense earth. The way she sees floating rock is the same way she sees the ground, she can “feel” the earth with her earth bending. Her seismic sense is the same thing too. She can feel the earth moving ever so slightly in response to the things on top of it, and through those movements, she can tell what’s on the earth and how it’s moving. This works whether or not the earth she’s sensing is connected to the ground or not.

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u/DOOMFOOL Jun 05 '25

Malnourished? Bro did you SEE Aang in that final episode? Dude could’ve just bench pressed Ozai into submission

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u/SyninTheRaven Jun 04 '25

EXPLOSION or something idk. Just take a step to the side tho

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u/numbersthen0987431 Jun 05 '25

Hot rock in fire goes boom?

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u/WacDonald Jun 04 '25

Somebody studied Blind Bandit v Twinkletoes at Earth Rumble 6

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u/RedMouse15 Jun 04 '25

Honestly I like this far more than hitting a rock with fire and it just fucking exploding. Like, if the fire nation was using fire as small jets to dodge quickly that'd be cool as fuck and I could believe Earth benders might not do good against that. In all other scenarios, Earth beats fire ez. Fire ain't doing shit to a rock in any useful amount of time.

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u/oxabz Jun 04 '25

Maybe thermal shock could break up a boulder mid-air. But the fire would have to be stupidly hot, like getting-a-sunburn-from-blackbody-radiation-hot.

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u/MysteryLobster Jun 04 '25

tbf the fire in avatar seems to be a type of compressed energy than true flames. also explains why firebenders can generate and redirect lightning, it’s another form of energy manipulation. also explains how firebenders can control heat sources other than fire, like sozin cooling down a volcano. some firebenders, like rangi, can just create shockwaves without much flame.

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u/NY-Black-Dragon Jun 04 '25

Needs the Mario jump sound

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

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u/judd1127 Jun 04 '25

It’s a hot air balloon technique. Super heat the air beneath you to jump higher.

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u/nottme1 Jun 04 '25

Perfect loop

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u/xafari Jun 05 '25

She just cleared her height btw

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u/TheHeartfulDodger Airbender 💨 Jun 04 '25

P'li clearly studied under the pasta benders to learn this advanced maneuver

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

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u/summonerofrain Jun 05 '25

Looks like a Skyrim jumping animation

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u/Whats_Up4444 Jun 04 '25

What is this from?

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

Legend of Korra, S03

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u/Whats_Up4444 Jun 04 '25

I genuinely thought that was a firebender earthbending.

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u/LilyKarinss Least delusional Azulaang shipper 🔥 Jun 04 '25

Nah, the firebender is the lady doing a Super Mario jump in the background