r/AvatarMemes • u/Equivalent_Soft_6665 • 14d ago

The Avatar characters replying to: "Where do babies come from?"

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 14d ago

Meanwhile Toph watching half of her village bang every night with her feet:

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u/CalligrapherOk7823 14d ago

Oh no! Can I un-read this comment somehow?

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u/Jackal912 14d ago

Oh no. Once you’ve been cursed with this knowledge, it’s permanent. To make it worse, Toph definitely “saw” whatever Sokka and Suki had planned that night.

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u/DannyR2078 14d ago

Yeah, but her reply would at best be:

“Xcvfff bhjgggf bi ghgvfcc,,,,,,hbjh”

Assuming she could find the keyboard, and someone read her the question.

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u/Sarcastic_Lilshit Waterbender 🌊 14d ago

Nah, she just learned to talk like XQC. 😂

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u/Goblin_Deez_ 14d ago

Probably for the best. I expect she’d have some incredibly explicit and racist things to say if she were able to type.

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u/KenseiHimura 14d ago

Toph “reading” trashy, racist pornos and being shocked when Water Tribe and Fire Nation guys can actually read and do not “yearn endlessly to savage the loins of proper Earth Kingdom ladies”

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u/Equivalent_Soft_6665 14d ago

Ey yooo 😭😭😭

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u/Hipertor 14d ago

Come to think of it, siesmic sense would be a perfect spying super power...

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u/Opalusprime 13d ago

She sleeps with her feet up

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u/MaddysinLeigh 13d ago

That’s why she started propping her feet up

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread Airbender 💨 14d ago

including her own parents

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u/Fox7567 7d ago

Toph is the one asking

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u/Inevitable_Motor_685 14d ago

Katara would know where babies come from though.

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u/Evrant 14d ago

Yep, saw one born in the Serpent's Path episode

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u/LovelyBby77 14d ago edited 14d ago

Saw one born AND was the only one to really know how to deliver a baby at all. She mentioned in that same episode that she helped deliver babies back at their village too, both human and seal ones

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u/VulpesFennekin 13d ago

Honestly, after seeing firsthand how a baby gets out, knowing how they get in isn’t a big deal at all.

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u/Live_Angle4621 10d ago

It is if you are a teen. A kid or adult would not be embarrassed but teens start to have thoughts about it and act like their generation is first to discover sex is enjoyable and not just for baby making

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u/TaratronHex 14d ago

Azula: Where do babies come from? My god, you really don't know? SEX, you stupid peasant! There, I might have saved you a lifetime of pain!

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u/Thendrail 14d ago

Wait, a lifetime of pain? Do...do I even want to know? 😱

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u/yraco 13d ago

She knows nobody in Reddit is going to get any practical experience

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u/Thendrail 13d ago

Ah, damn

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u/ApostleOfDeath Azula Apologist 🔥 14d ago

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u/epsilon14254 Earthbender 🗿 14d ago

Aang asking the previous avatars is hilarious cause Roku might tone things down since he's a kid but Kyoshi and Kuruk will go into detail about the best methods

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u/Hipertor 14d ago

Iroh's is 100% in character!

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u/Saltierney 14d ago

I can't imagine admitting that this is what I do in my free time.

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u/cloudncali 14d ago

Toph: "Hell."

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u/Sehrli_Magic 13d ago

Ask toph. She will start stumping loudly around you and kept asking you if its annoying already or not! Then you will realize while poor girl likes to sleep with feet in the air - so she doesnt have to "see" everybody banging at night!!!

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u/deathking2272 13d ago

How did you get these? Are you using that on chat app?

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u/Melody_of_Madness 13d ago

Toph: TWO PEOPLE FUCK AND MAKE ONE its nasty

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u/Validus_401 14d ago

This is actually what they would sound like

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u/Eusocial_sloth3 14d ago

Toph: They come from sex!

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u/AstronautNo7419 14d ago

This is so perfect!

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u/KoffinStuffer 12d ago

Azula: Sex, of course

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u/SailorMoooni 14d ago

These are spot on 🤣 whats the app?

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u/Icy_Scarcity6276 14d ago

Is this website free? This is hilarious!