r/AvatarMemes Sep 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Tea is just hot leaf juice

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u/MrSquigles Sep 07 '22

How could a member of my own fandom say something so horrible?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

Ok, that one gave me a good laugh. thank you for that.

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u/TheDoritoKing48 Earthbender 🗿 Sep 07 '22

Iroh would like to know your location

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u/Otono_Wolff Sep 08 '22

Iroh has found your location. He's sitting at your front door in tears, heart broken

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '22

I'll make him some tea

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u/jmd_akbar Sep 08 '22

He's not angry at you. He's just disappointed...

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u/JamesDD4 Sep 08 '22

He was never angry. He was just sad because he was afraid you'd lost your way.

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u/Zikiri Sep 08 '22

Don't you mean hot leaf juice?

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u/TheGreatYambino Sep 07 '22

Steaming over this one

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u/Beastboi21567 Sep 08 '22

The dragon of the west has come out of retirement just to look for you

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '22

This one is unironically true tho. The one thing Iroh is just wrong about. I keep trying all sorts of different teas, hoping one will taste somewhat good, but NO, they all taste like leaves! I feel left out constantly, but I just can't stand the leaf water everyone seems to love

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u/brownies Sep 08 '22

You have to get some proper tea. Make sure it's not too fresh, not too old. Then steep it for the right amount of time in the right amount of water.

Sounds terribly finicky when I write it all out like that, but it's pretty easy once you have it down, and it takes just a couple minutes.

If you order from any reputable tea vendor, they'll give you instructions for the particular tea you're buying. Then you just need a hot-water kettle that lets you dial in the temperature, and a scale so you can measure your tea-to-water ratio. Heat the water, weight out 3 grams of tea leaves (or whatever), pour in 100 mL of water, steep for 1-2 minutes, et voila: Grade A hot leaf juice.

If you're just buying tea from the local grocery store, then, yeah, it's going to be a pretty rough experience. All those teas are from dubious farms that are largely focused on producing quantity, not quality. And the tea is probably stale by the time it gets to you, too.

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u/SoftAangst Sep 08 '22

Maybe I’ve grown accustomed to the taste of tea since I started drinking tea before coffee, but I prefer it over coffee taste wise, but that’s personal preference