i also believe the suit probably stores this to use as a counter measure since batman is prepared for everything imagine how epic it be to see batman fight the riddler and he’s like riddle me this and before he can finish his sentence batman shoots his own seminal fluids out his gauntlets blinding the ridler
i believe it’s cannon he also stores his other fluids so he’d be able to blast shit out of his backside onto harily quin same goes for piss although this might not be as affective
Nice fucking going dipshit I lost my job because of the global pandemic you caused. I worked from home anyway but it gave me an excuse to goon 8 hours a day and I ended up gooning on zoom with my boss and accidentally left my camera on and he fired me. Thanks a lot.
na norman redus told hideo about how he uses his own cum for energy and to style his hair like he does hideo likes the idea so much he made it a feature in his game also what the fuck is the deal with that metal gear solid zombie game shit is so ass and just seems like a massive asset rip that gajian would do to milk poor people
Metal gear survive was originally going to be the next arkham game but the riddler refused to design any more races unless they let him drive the batmobile so they had to change franchises.
right in the mouth too this be the riddlers reaction for sure! upvoted kind stranger. and we know that batman practices cum retiontiom and edging so imagine all the pent up bat juice stopping any would be adversary in their tracks! epic
i’m gonna grip ur balls till they go inside of you so you know the art of cum retiontiom which is a ancient fucking art form not a spelling mistake!!!!!!!! downvoted unkind stranger
imagine if instead of batman wasting his time with nerds he instead had a go go gadget ejaculation button obviously for a week enemy like the rizzler he would spray him from the fluid stored in his gauntlet but with a bigger girthier enemy like say for example killer crock i imagine batman would not hesitate to go straight from the source hoped this help clarify anything
What if the jonkler was up against man in this scenario?? Would it not work on him because jonkler is feeling freaky and would swallow all the fluids from the gadget? Would he need a bigger dose? perhaps from two sources instead?? what if man and dick teamed up and went all out spraying to take him down, Would that be enough?
batman knows joker will go straight for the source and i don’t wanna leave this up to interpretation he will suck him off which is why batman has a specialezed knock out pellet stored in his bat foreskin just for this scenario he really is the worlds greatest detective
Batman had a boner, explained: If you measure the circumference of Harley Quinn’s posterior, we can determine that it is in fact voluptuous, a boner would be a very logical reaction to this as Bruce Wayne aka Man is attracted to the hindquarters and thus we can conclude that his member was inBatman had an erection, explained: If you measure the circumference of Harley Quinn’s posterior, we can determine that it is in fact voluptuous. An erection would be a very logical reaction to this, as Bruce Wayne, aka Man, is attracted to the hindquarters. Thus, we can conclude that his member was indeed hard as a rock. All we need to do is some final calculations to find the length and girth of the member to deduce whether or not he was fully erect, which brings us to a final measurement of 8 inches or 20 centimeters. This means we can say for certain that he is at least 90% erect, if not 100%.
He fights a cat burglar in a skin tight leather suit, that has a zipper which is stuck at cleavage level, and he's also in an on again off again relationship with her. A plant woman whose power is making people attracted to her, and she wears a blouse with exactly one button done all the time, and a g-string. The lady he's carrying in the screenshot, whose attire can be described as mostly being tactical bikinis...
If there's anyone who'd have a contingency plan to hide his erections; it'd be Batman
He has armor everywhere else. It would be really weird if that were the one spot he chose breathability over protection. So, yeah, his codpiece is definitely a Bat boner shield. But that doesn't mean he can't still cream his pants.
But we all know Harley isn't his type. Batman is an obvious sub.
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u/milkysteakychamp Jun 11 '25 edited Jul 04 '25
i completely forgot what i orignally said and i can no longer bring it back im sorry everyone