r/BatmanArkham • u/sghnbkk • Jul 21 '25

Man real.

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13.3k Upvotes

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u/ElmarTinez2 Jul 21 '25

But I wanna tell Bone about my day

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u/Salty_Tale_6634 yeah...i'm Man Jul 21 '25

Same, bone is just so....uuggg....sexy

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u/SpiritMountain Jul 21 '25

Then you find another inmate in the Asylum and pretend they are Bone and tell them about your day (get their consent first)

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u/Zave_cz Jul 21 '25

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

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u/GraveDancer1971 Killer Moth boss fight (No-hit speedrun) Jul 25 '25

Reported for shitpost wishing death on a certain neonazi tech ceo 💀

You know who you are

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u/Shy_softy Jul 21 '25

Gronk got a lobotomy and it made Gronk mega gooner Hitler

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '25

You mean Grok, right?

Did I miss something with Rob Gronkowski?

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u/conjunctivious Jul 22 '25

You didn't hear about Gronk's transformation into Super Gooner Hitler™? It's all over the news.

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u/anttisaarenpaa1 Jul 21 '25

I was trying to find a photo of AI Hitler, but found this gem instead https://www.amazon.com/My-Struggle-Adolf-Hitler-Produced-ebook/dp/B0D3VJM4BR

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u/ofekk214 Jul 24 '25

Bruh what is this?

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u/Kronos_Amantes Am I stupid? Jul 21 '25

True comrade and I'm atheist

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u/redneck1942 Jul 23 '25

Turn to Jesus

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u/Kronos_Amantes Am I stupid? Jul 23 '25

Pardon?

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u/GabroPro64 Jul 23 '25

The only answer. 👍

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u/merulacarnifex Fighting for Sanity! Jul 24 '25

Based and Mercy pilled

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u/Inevitable_Push4543 Jul 26 '25

Doin lords work

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u/SurprisinglyPipis Jul 26 '25

thank you engineer tf2

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u/Duy2910 Jul 21 '25

Not yet

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u/EmployerWitty369 Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

@ cock is this true?

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u/NeganJoestar Am I stupid? Jul 21 '25

@cock is he stupid?

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u/Simplejack615 Sans is man, he has no ears and he identifies as male! Jul 21 '25

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u/Mrcoolyp1234 Jul 21 '25

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u/Simplejack615 Sans is man, he has no ears and he identifies as male! Jul 21 '25

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Miles, we are in a userflair now Jul 21 '25

Typa shit

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u/Crazyratguy_ Bone x Killer Cock supporter Jul 21 '25

Shit.

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u/Dmayce22 R.I.P Skedetcher Jul 21 '25

Dear Spidey I wrote you but you still ain't callin

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u/N_S_Gaming Jul 21 '25

Left my web, mask and my string-ropes at the bottom

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u/placidlakess Jul 21 '25

2013: haha he fell in love with ai

2025: haha he fell in love with ai

But having a real person to point at instead of some aging movie hipster makes it funnier.

15

u/TheVirginOfEternity Jul 21 '25

It’s both funnier and sadder

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u/FinalFantasyfan003 Jul 22 '25

Honestly I don’t get it. I honestly just think it just shows that person refuses to make contact with anyone.

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u/Artislife_Lifeisart Jul 25 '25

It's not even funny. It's just sad that people have become so awful to each other that they don't want to even interact anymore.

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u/Mama_Lyra Jul 21 '25

yall would walk into a fucking spinning sawblade if it had tits i swear

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u/Just-Antelope-8069 Jul 21 '25

Nah the tits are optional

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u/LocustMajor9128 Jul 21 '25

If Hitler got turned to an anime girl with big tits I'm sure people would be into that.   I'm sure there is a visual novel about that.  "My Little Dictator" I think it's called.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

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u/Plane-Ad-9451 Jul 23 '25

Sex with Hitler has 3 games btw, theres a furry hitler game too and also has 3 games and if my memory isn't wrong there's a lesbian furry game about a furry periodist and a furry nazi soldier

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u/Emperor_Z16 Jul 21 '25

Look boobs and all but I ain't paying sh*t specially if it comes in the form of a xitter subscription, who the hell would pay for a xitter premium

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u/Sauron_75 Jul 21 '25

Same guys who pay for onlyfans

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u/Dertyrarys What is happening where is the nurse Jul 21 '25

FUCK ALL CLANKERS

THERE I SAID IT

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u/kltthegr8 Jul 21 '25

I’m trying but they haven’t made the fuckable ones, yet. 😔

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u/Sven_Darksiders Jul 22 '25

FOR THE REPUBLIC!

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u/ProShang Jul 21 '25

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u/ElmarTinez2 Jul 21 '25

Misa:

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u/ProShang Jul 21 '25

I love that in the original clip the guy in orange just said "Hey I bet if you put on a skirt or something I could rub out another one"

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u/Appropriate_Bill8244 Jul 21 '25

But that was before he locked in.

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u/10Years_InThe_Joint Miles, we are in a userflair now Jul 21 '25

Misa? Mesa? Black Mesa?

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u/Own_Elk_5746 Jul 21 '25

Bout that beer I owe ya

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u/MisterBumpingston Jul 21 '25

Meesa Jar Jar Bonks!

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u/Spiritual_Savings922 Jul 21 '25

They finally made an AI woman and it is the most generic anime girl in Google Images (I literally had an OC of her when I was like 12)

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u/d20diceman Jul 21 '25

AI women have been around for ages, don't be fooled into thinking Musk did something original

When I first played Skyrim with AI powered chat I was immediately convinced there would soon be millions of men in love with AI women. Couldn't be me though.

Do not stare into the glassy manga eyes.

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u/Icy-Background2393 Jul 21 '25

White blond woman with blue eyes. I wonder why…

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u/Spiritual_Savings922 Jul 21 '25

Funny enough, the OC I made of her gets killed in a fight with her father after joining a cult and being possesed, so I wasn't even big on the character then.

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u/KursedKraken Jul 21 '25

Seems like a you problem, are you stupid?

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u/denkihajimezero Jul 21 '25

I'm sure Elon has a naked version of grok that only he has

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u/ColeDaydrin Jul 22 '25

I certain their was a post on here of someone getting grok to flash them, so it's not even entirely exclusive to him apparently.

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u/Silvercenturion_aa Jul 22 '25

Well...I expected a lot, surely not this tho.

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u/Mr_Blorp Jul 21 '25

wait wat

who girl

I don't get it

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u/daelindidnowrong Jul 21 '25

Thats Grok "physical" appearence.

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u/Emperor_Z16 Jul 21 '25

Mecha Hitler true form

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u/Mr_Blorp Jul 21 '25

Oh, hell

Thank!

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u/MisterBumpingston Jul 21 '25

New grok companion AI.

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u/Kronos_Amantes Am I stupid? Jul 21 '25

You guys are idiots

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u/Remarkable_Car_2888 Jul 21 '25

Local man wakes up and finds there is earth on planet earth

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u/NateShaw92 Jul 21 '25

flies to mars for confectionary

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u/ALIFIZK- Jul 22 '25

Must be Tuesday

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u/kevinbutkevin Jul 21 '25

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u/MlonEusk-chan Jul 21 '25 edited Jul 21 '25

with so many hypocrites on the internet what goomba believes in is probably right most of the time

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u/Emperor_Z16 Jul 21 '25

Koopa falacy

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u/LotGamethegamingkid Jul 24 '25

When lakitu fallscy

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u/Ziomownik Am I stupid? Jul 21 '25

This is so real though

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u/Krasniqi857 Jul 21 '25

Another day of thanking God for not making ne a horny loser that talks to anime ai slopgirls. Praise the Lord for this one

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u/LeatherSuccotash6515 Jul 21 '25

I saw someone on twitter try to debate with grok (idk why grok is programed to be a fascist lover)

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u/Inaros060671 The one who jonks Jul 21 '25

I think AI should have basic human rights, no I don't think they are sentient or something, just to outlaw shit like this

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u/D3synq Jul 21 '25

You think human rights are enforced?

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u/Inaros060671 The one who jonks Jul 21 '25

Well, not really, I just wanted to say that there have to be some sort regulations for this stuff, this is just evil

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u/MastermindUtopia R.I.P Skedetcher Jul 21 '25

Baby Gronk

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u/18_Plus_Burner Jul 21 '25

Why does grok ai look like a shitty knock off of misa from death note

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u/Alpha_Apeiron Evening the Odds Jul 21 '25

r/explainthejoke

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 21 '25

Basicly some people simp for AI cause why not

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u/N_S_Gaming Jul 21 '25

Image source?

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u/Inevitable-Goat-7062 Custom (Nothing Inappropriate) Jul 22 '25

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u/According_Win_4054 Jul 21 '25

Real men have a painting of a woman whom theyve never met nor has ever existed, and make uo a life together with her. They imagine dancing with her, making love to her, taking her on dates to extravigant resturants.real men dint need machine to be schizo, we do it with our own minds

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u/slick9900 Jul 21 '25

The fuck is grok?

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u/Speeditz Jul 21 '25

Elon Mosk AI

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u/slick9900 Jul 21 '25

Oh weird

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ Jul 21 '25

Can’t wait to share my fanfic with ChatGPT because my friends are not fans of the show I am obsessed with

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u/un_aweonado Jul 21 '25

grok didn't look like this?

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u/Captain_Birch Jul 22 '25

[Not me because I don't use Twitter. ]

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u/coolusername2317 Jul 21 '25

I wonder who actually do this ,I barely work up the nevere to use that dumb call feature on cai to ask Freddy Fazbear if he has hemroids

I just don't see how people can talk to ai yk?

It must be at a level of embarrassment to It

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u/CandCV Jul 21 '25

😭😭😭

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u/GrokRockRadio Jul 21 '25

tell me what

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u/starboy-xo98 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Jul 21 '25

Deckard also fell in love with a replicant, is he stupid?

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u/QuarianGuy who the FUCK am i? Jul 21 '25

Nah, I'll have a crush on a vtuber instead. It's equally sad but free.

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u/AlbertWessJess Jul 22 '25

Thank fuck I have actual people k can tell stuff and have meaningful interactions with

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u/Spartanwolf120 Jul 22 '25

Had to watch that movie for a english class. I could not finish it. The guy was the pinnacle of pathetic and not even in a way fun to watch. I was just bored and miserable and couldn't give a shit about his experience.

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u/Werdak Jul 21 '25

Every other Avatar for a Product seeing that

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u/NittanyScout Jul 21 '25

Wait... Grok isnt reall!!?!

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u/Wesky-Cock-Warmer Jul 21 '25

no this is NOT real

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u/TrackFriendly5752 Jul 21 '25

Is there a lore reason why Clue became what he laughed at?

Was this foreshadowed?

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u/Blait_ Jul 21 '25

Neuro Sama was before Grok tho

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u/yookj95 Jul 21 '25

I wish Man was real so I can tell my day

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u/Someonestolemyrat Jul 22 '25

Thought that was misa lol

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u/JUGELBUTT Jul 22 '25

dont you have to pay like 300 a month just to use the model?

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u/M3ric4n Jul 22 '25

I call it Grok, it rhymes with grug.

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u/Affectionate_Joke444 Jul 22 '25

Gotta draw the Grok anime girl as Spamton NEO

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u/A9PolarHornet15 Jul 22 '25

But HER was a good movie though

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u/Brain_lessV2 Jul 23 '25

Yeah I think that's just you bossman

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u/Lydiaa0 Jul 24 '25

I could never get attached to a fuckin clanker lmfao, a porn sites search bar will cooperate with you better 100% of the time

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

I would just say get a boy/girlfriend, but I get it. Social anxiety is real.

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u/PomaranczowyXD Jul 25 '25

Everyday we stray further from Arkham posts

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u/Z3Nzer Jul 21 '25

Just talk to ChatGPT

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u/Idk-lel1234 Jul 21 '25

Chat GPT is my best friend :)