r/BatmanArkham • u/sghnbkk • Aug 03 '25

Man real bro.

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3.2k Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Resident_Dot_2427 Aug 03 '25

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u/9813_RD Killer C#ck Aug 04 '25

Simply evil and intimidating

96

u/nick54531 yeah... I wiped Aug 04 '25

-119

u/reddituser6213 Aug 03 '25

84

u/seggnog Aug 04 '25

downvoted because it's the guy who keeps making memes of himself

26

u/Soffy21 Aug 04 '25

I h*te BenJammins

2

u/goose420aa Aug 04 '25

I do too but why the hell did you censor hate?

10

u/Soffy21 Aug 04 '25

It’s a m*an word :(

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u/luvu333000 Aug 04 '25

Whats a m*an?

11

u/Soffy21 Aug 04 '25

H*te 😔

9

u/Soffy21 Aug 04 '25

And fr*ck

4

u/benemeno who the FUCK am i? Aug 04 '25

*** ******

2

u/goose420aa Aug 04 '25

Fair enough

2

u/Soffy21 Aug 04 '25

I h*te bad words

682

u/[deleted] Aug 03 '25

Is OP not gay? Is he stupid?

178

u/balllsssssszzszz Aug 03 '25

Stupid? I was stupid once?

108

u/Arikaido777 Aug 03 '25

no one knew i was stupid till i took off the mask

71

u/Wonderful-Ice9085 Aug 03 '25

You merely adopted the stupid, I was born in it.

21

u/JokersKeepinTime Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling Aug 03 '25

I didn't see the stupid till' I was already a stupid. By then, it was nothing to me but stupid pills!

4

u/whispyCrimson109 🌈⚡Rainbow Diddles The Jizz Demon⚡🌈 Aug 04 '25

Pills? I got black i got white whatcu want

37

u/FireLion_FL_002 Aug 03 '25

Was I stupid once?

19

u/United-Noise5332 Aug 03 '25

They locked me in a aslume…

13

u/SovietLatvianPerson Aug 03 '25

They locked me in a room.

17

u/Hen4246 Aug 03 '25

A padded room, a padded room with Invisibles

24

u/prettymuchblack Aug 03 '25

?

12

u/heloworld-11 Aug 04 '25

If he's invisible then why can we see him

8

u/asken211 Aug 03 '25

Don’t you mean title card?

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u/asken211 Aug 03 '25

Wtf? I didn’t mean title card. I was trying to say TITLE CARD

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u/asken211 Aug 03 '25

WHAT THE ACTUAL FACT? I said TITLE CARD

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 Aug 04 '25

r/schizophrenia

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u/asken211 Aug 04 '25

There's no good pizza, without a bit of schizo

8

u/Vast-Adagio-8221 Aug 04 '25

Stupid? I'm stupid once, they jonk me in a room, a robber room, a robber room with man's, and Man's make me, stupid.

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5

u/LuigiMSS Arkham Asylum Aug 04 '25

fantastic pasta... could I copy it?

3

u/Fun-Swimming4133 Aug 03 '25

they locked me in a bus, a short bus.

3

u/Mr_Paranoya Aug 03 '25

You are ginious bro

426

u/HonestLychee9399 Aug 03 '25

Why are girls the only ones who can make out with their friends and not be considered gay?

303

u/zoykruo Yah... i'm someone who is proud of themself, Dick. Aug 03 '25

right? lets fix this, meet me at 6 pm so we can make out lover boy

92

u/Sexy_Lovecraft Scarecrow's sidechick Aug 03 '25

48

u/BaezJatniel75 Jesse,we need to jonkle the 🅱️ A L L S Aug 03 '25

53

u/CorneredJackal Aug 03 '25

Lets make three of us!

9

u/Captin-Cracker Aug 03 '25

I have work, what about 4?

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u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Aug 03 '25

3

u/azuranc Aug 04 '25

"try or try not, there is no half gay" -- yoda

24

u/_its_lunar_ Aug 03 '25

This isn’t true I’ve been making out with my best friend for almost 2 years now and people think we’re gay despite us both being women

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u/RepublicCommando55 R.I.P Skedetcher Aug 04 '25

Yeah, why can’t I make it with my bros, It’s very homiephobic

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u/CardiologistNo616 Aug 03 '25

Cause liking boys is gay while liking girls isn't?

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u/YTPineapple Aug 04 '25

because that would be lesbian

187

u/TronLegacysucks Aug 03 '25

39

u/TheYeast1 Alsume Inmate Aug 03 '25

31

u/BaezJatniel75 Jesse,we need to jonkle the 🅱️ A L L S Aug 03 '25

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Aug 04 '25

This made me jonkel out loud

40

u/Klutzy_Ice8425 R.I.P Kevin Conroy Aug 03 '25

107

u/Admirable_Salad8015 Aug 03 '25

20

u/d0x360 Aug 04 '25

can confirm, I know all the people in this image.and I'm little stupid

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u/RepublicCommando55 R.I.P Skedetcher Aug 04 '25

Can confirm, was at a party one time and I walked out to see 2 friends of mine scissoring on the lawn (both straight women) and nobody batted an eye

106

u/Playful_Ability9821 Nah... i'm Woman Aug 03 '25

Hell yeah gay women my kind.

53

u/Ottershop Am I stupid? Aug 03 '25

41

u/Aggravating_Chain315 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Aug 03 '25

Why are the Girtham Sirens doing that without their costumes, are they stupid

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Aug 03 '25

1

u/Aggravating_Chain315 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Aug 04 '25

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u/bluestarr- Aug 03 '25

Any of you guys want to kiss platonically

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u/Pastalos_24 Killer C#ck Aug 03 '25

14

u/Proper_Owl_2239 Aug 04 '25

Hmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Legal-Freedom8179 Aug 03 '25

Why can’t guys make out with their friends without being called gay, genuine question

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u/nothing533439878 Am I stupid? Aug 04 '25

Idk bro it’s weird. I really wanna sleep with and rawdog my friends but people keep saying it’s gay too I don’t get it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

I mean, I'm pretty sure people consider anyone of the same sex whether male or female making out as lesbian. Only reddit seems to think otherwise.

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u/Legal-Freedom8179 Aug 05 '25

I’ve genuinely heard someone say two women kissing isn’t gay but two men kissing is

13

u/No_Bodybuilder3324 Aug 03 '25

i wish boys also did this

7

u/Qckst_2_Alive #1 Soup 2025 glazer (JAMES GUNN=👑🐐🔥) Aug 03 '25

Come on, guys. I thought you knew not to post this. I can’t start jacking it in public.

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u/Fried_0nion_Rings Aug 03 '25

Why are there two mans

May I please clean your teeth

6

u/GorillaGlizza Aug 03 '25

In India, close male friends hold hands in public.

6

u/Mooston029 Aug 03 '25

The anti gooning laws are getting to me

21

u/XecutiveKilla Aug 03 '25

You can tell the person who made this has no idea how women talk💀

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u/Zombies_Rock_Boobs Aug 04 '25

Of course not, he’s gay.

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u/Grogurt6248 Am I stupid? Aug 04 '25

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u/un-pibe-mas Aug 04 '25

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Aug 04 '25

OK actually made me laugh

11

u/puzzs Aug 03 '25

Source of second image?

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u/iforgotiwasonreddit Custom (Must be Inappropriate) Aug 03 '25

Nice cock bro

4

u/LobsterVioLator Aug 04 '25

THE MEN SHOULD KISS TOO

11

u/Froakie_14 who the FUCK am i? Aug 03 '25

My friend wants to have the source of the bottom image. (They want it really bad)

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u/ParaglidingNinja Alsume Inmate Aug 03 '25

Hi. I'm that friend. (I do want it really bad)

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u/Froakie_14 who the FUCK am i? Aug 03 '25

Let’s get you that source 

7

u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick Aug 03 '25

Why did this post make me feel funny?

3

u/Spiritual_Savings922 Aug 03 '25

Girls get all the fun :( (deserved)

3

u/JumpStart_Studios Aug 03 '25

We all love Sapphics here!

3

u/Open_Price_1049 yeah...i'm Man Aug 03 '25

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u/Capable-Ad9589 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am BATMAN! Aug 03 '25

3

u/Necessary-Cell-787 Aug 03 '25

When uhhh... i forgor im horny now

3

u/RiskComplete9385 Aug 04 '25

What does this have to do with the hit 2009 action adventure superhero video game Batman: Arkham Asylum?

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u/ThatGuyYea54 Alsume Inmate Aug 04 '25

Does OP want to kiss men? Me too just trying to clarify

3

u/Prasanna-69 yeah...i'm Man Aug 04 '25

Is this just another shitpost sub now

3

u/Crimson_Heitfire Aug 04 '25

If it were jonkler it be fine

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u/Prasanna-69 yeah...i'm Man Aug 04 '25

I need man x jonkler sesbian lex

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u/alu_nee_san Aug 04 '25

what is this r/dankmemes ahh post

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u/jafoxnuke yeah...i'm Man Aug 03 '25

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u/Goukedo Aug 03 '25

What the FUCK does this have to do with Batman

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u/Adept_Advertising_98 Aug 03 '25

Who is Batman? Do you mean Man?

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u/Goukedo Aug 03 '25

I’m schizophrenic

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u/DryConfusion9275 Aug 03 '25

Why are you guys posting stupid shit like this in a batman sub? Yall fucking weird. This is why reddit is dead

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u/CardiologistNo616 Aug 03 '25

Who the hell is Batman?

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u/largenakedmen Aug 03 '25

Are you sure?

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u/Simplejack615 Sans is man, he has no ears and he identifies as male! Aug 03 '25

Not really. The trash bag missed space

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u/Stylish_Platypus who the FUCK am i? Aug 03 '25

I always send stuff like "Hot" or "Stud" "will totally blow you off"

(Only kidding, of course)

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Aug 04 '25

Of course you're only kidding Sam, you aren't stupid are you? If you were serious you would say "would jonkel for you" like a normal alsuym patient

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u/Stylish_Platypus who the FUCK am i? Aug 04 '25

Sam

That feels weird... most people just call me jizzstream because of my impotence.

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Aug 05 '25

Doktor, turn on my jizz inhibitors

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u/Batman__1864 Nah.. i'm woman 🏳️‍⚧️ Aug 04 '25

Me fr

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u/SourChicken1856 I CAUGHT A LOPUNNY Aug 04 '25

I wrote a full paragraph on how i'd make out with my best friend once when she sent a photo of her outfit and she was just like "Thanks lol"

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u/Alpha-T2 Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight Aug 04 '25

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u/Molkwi Aug 04 '25

"Nice picture bro" "You gay or sum?"

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u/Apprehensive_Ring933 Aug 04 '25

GODDAMN IT OP!!!

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u/Snoo_72693 Man enjoyer Aug 04 '25

Sesbian Lex

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u/QueenViolets_Revenge Aug 04 '25

unaslume. women are way more comfortable with physical affection with their friends than men are, and it's genuinely sad. i know men express things differently, but i feel like if they were allowed to have more casual affection, men's mental health would improve, even if just a little bit

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u/Hot_Produce1299 Aug 04 '25

WATCH OUT EVERYBODY

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u/Own-Efficiency507 Aug 04 '25

You have posted FILTH, machine! You have Committed the deadly sin of LUST! For sham! Prepare thy propane form for DIVINE JUDGEMENT, REPENT!

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u/IbnibzW Aug 03 '25

r/lostredditors

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u/Adept_Advertising_98 Aug 03 '25

No, this is what normally gets posted here on the Aslume. Are you stupid?

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u/No-Cold3279 Aug 03 '25

Oh wow this sub really turned into r/memes gotta leave now *

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u/RaiderCat_12 Aug 03 '25

Is there a lore reason why this post got me bricked up?

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u/Mooseandthebois AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAAAAHAHAHA Aug 03 '25

Man in the comments

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u/Ruby_Rotten Aug 03 '25

Are men incapable of comprehending platonic relationships? Are they stupid?

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u/No_Presentation6047 Aug 03 '25

Why is there Sesbian Lex on my racism app?

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u/Waste_Ad_1175 Aug 04 '25

Fucking liberals

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u/SnookerAndTheSmiths Aug 03 '25

What does this have to do with aslume? What happended to this place, we became normal Reddit retards instead of aslume retards

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u/No_Gain7132 Aug 03 '25

Nice cock bro.

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u/blighted_sandwich I AM VENGENCE I AM THE NIGHT I....am steve Aug 04 '25

fr

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u/AlphaNero1 Aug 04 '25

Chat is the joke lesbians or porn?

1

u/Vast-Adagio-8221 Aug 04 '25

We have to fix this, guys, drop your pants. Tomorrow at 7 pm, Warhammer and Male Love Day.

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u/Melloweatzout Aug 04 '25

Less beans are up to that kiss ingredient they always do.

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u/Purpledurpl202 R.I.P Skedetcher Aug 04 '25

I’m just sayin. The male suicide rate would be a lot lower if we got over ourselves and smooched each-other sloppy style.

1

u/Objective-Corgi-3527 Aug 04 '25

This meme is just an excuse to make softcore wojack porn. I'm not complaining, 

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

😔😔 unzips

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u/WobblyWafer Aug 05 '25

if u don't tell the boys there ass looks fantastic in a photo or they're hot af in the comments your no real friend

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u/AnyImpression6 Aug 04 '25

But then the women all talk shit about each other behind their backs.

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u/Plan7_8oy78 Aug 04 '25

Me when im generalizing

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u/Goblin_Deez_ Aug 03 '25

This is me on the My Little Pony sub… rest of the time I’m a cum shitting fuck poster