r/BatmanArkham Keeper of the texts 27d ago

HeLp Are... are we too stupid?

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u/ElderQu The insanity king 26d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/gE3wzSa0iu

please post suggestions inside this ear post

for how we can fix this mess.

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u/Hidden-Squid1216 27d ago

Do we need to have a crisis on infinite aslumes and reboot?

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u/Specialist_Bid7598 27d ago

We need a collab with Jujutsufolk, Whenthe and the likes

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u/BruhTaker31 27d ago

And then there is r/portalfanswhen for no reason

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u/DottoDis 27d ago

We need a Point, so that we can New

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u/SeaFoodComic who the FUCK am i? 27d ago

you make a good Point, someone should start on that in a Flash

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u/pepemele 27d ago

The only cure is another good Arkham game

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u/AccomplishedBuy4686 26d ago

Are we sure that will work..? Aren't we too far gone..? 

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u/GabMassa 26d ago

New 52 69

Aslume Rebirth

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u/jacqueslepagepro 26d ago

"Its too late fool! I am going to poop on the entire multiverse!"

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u/Equivalent-Entry-573 Keeper of the texts 26d ago

We shall rebirth the aslume. We shall bring back the shitposts that made this subreddit!

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u/LongjumpingSector687 26d ago

The Asslump Multiverse?! You mean there could a universe i’m not a gooner and stupid? 😮

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u/Terrible-Garage-4017 TEAM BIDOOF 26d ago

Ferb, I know what we are going to do today

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u/ProsteVasek123 26d ago

The Aslumepoint Mananox

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u/BatmanArkham-ModTeam 26d ago

How can we fix this mess?

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u/Character-Rich3934 26d ago

To be honest a good start is just banning any content that isn’t related to DC in anyway, every other post isn’t even in the same realm it seems

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u/Iumasz 26d ago

Good start, but I think we can make an expectation for some shitpost perhaps.

But yeah, considering that the second top post today is some random ass post complaining about some random ass guy complaining about random ass things being "woke" or whatever, clearly something has to be done.

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u/Hate-Ladder7489 26d ago

I'm happy the subreddit is going back to "normal" (or atleast trying to). I just got my first pc after 7+ years without one and I'm just starting the Arkham series, so the sub actually going back to Arkham is peak honestly.

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u/TopBee83 26d ago

I can’t reply to the mod but yes. I’d say expand the sub to be DC as a whole or Batman as a whole instead of just the Arkham games. Limit shit posting, and ban non DC related posts.

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 Miles, we are in a userflair now 26d ago

I think it's time we send Man to "a farm upstate"

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u/Jaded-Coffee-8126 26d ago

It's time for man to see some rabbits

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u/Ninjadeath721 26d ago

Ban everybody, it’s the most effective solution. /j (onkle)

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u/dabutte 26d ago

who is onkle?

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u/MetzgerBoys 26d ago

Does onkle tupid?

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u/Friend_Emperor 26d ago

This but unironically fuc you /s (zazs) (victor)

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u/sovereignofbeauty 26d ago

A cheese platter would help

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u/nainvlys 26d ago

Why don't you call the justice league for help? Are you stupid?

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u/4102007Pn 26d ago

It's time to reboot the sub so our jokes can be the exact same except completely different and original. As in some sort of catastrophe across an unimaginable amount of planets not to dissimilar from our home plane of Earth

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u/kenobi1567 Two-Fuck (President of the sub) 26d ago

We fix it by keeping posts strictly about the arkham universe. I know this was controversial back then and still now, but I see it as necessary at this point. Posts also must be flagged as low effort. This sub has basically become a karma farm with the most barebones reposts of posts from other sub. Let's bring some creativity back to the aslume.

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u/darkartjom Killer C#ck 26d ago

More officer balls and jonkling pills!!

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u/RelievedMoon9 26d ago

stop allowing random unrelated to arkham/batman posts. atp this is just another generic shitposting sub

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u/athlean_xtramayo 26d ago

Activate protocol 10

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u/ReformedBaptistina 26d ago

can't fix what ain't broke

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u/RaiderCat_12 26d ago edited 24d ago

Bold of you to assume it’s possible. At this point the unrelated shitposting is too deeply entrenched in this place, so really it’s too late in my opinion.

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u/Tripleoakes 26d ago

Make a list of all current injokes. After a week, make those jokes a bannable offense forever.
Then, mod the sub as if it were normal again, and slowly let the insanity grow back, with new jokes.
Forge a bastion of hope, a new era in this sub.

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

You would kill Man?

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u/MrEnganche 26d ago

Ban wipe posts

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u/Beneficial-Exam-770 26d ago

Ban "I wipped"

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u/Henry_The_Loco 26d ago

First we Flash, then we Point.

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u/NekoLu 26d ago

Ban the serious posts, I think they are the problem

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u/Historical_Proof1109 27d ago

Yeah they’re kinda right, I don’t remember the last time I saw a meme about the games, someone posted something about dick and no one even referenced the line from knight

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u/MrDownhillRacer 27d ago

I've tried at various points to post jokes that are actually Arkham- or Batman-related to be the change I wanted to see, but they never did numbers.

Actually, come to think of it, I should just unsub now.

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u/Jolly_Historian920 27d ago

Maybe you just weren’t funny

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u/MrDownhillRacer 27d ago

I don't know, I thought these were all funnier than posting a random pop-culture figure and saying "what's his aslume name," "created a new character what should I call him," or going "officer balls" again.

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/MHMmKXUHyn

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/O8anbhLurx

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/TRr3z1bAQc

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/J1dKfWmaEZ

https://www.reddit.com/r/BatmanArkham/s/iuXMErn2dc

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u/MrDownhillRacer 27d ago

Like, nobody even picked up on the actual joke of the "cow milk" one. The correct response would be "wait, if cow milk isn't normal milk to you, what milk is normal to you? The fuck you been drinking?" But instead I got random gifs from people who only really understood the basic shape of the joke.

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

This is just kind of sad

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u/ItsMakonator 26d ago

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

Man thinks he’s Shakespeare

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u/MrDownhillRacer 26d ago

I could shitpost circles around Shakespeare. The dude invented words. I can make brainrot so mind-numbing it deletes words from our vocabularies entirely.

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u/Jermz12345 26d ago

That Two-Face one has actually happened in at least one story before, probably more

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u/MrDownhillRacer 26d ago

Hmm, Batman's pretty smart

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u/AgencySubstantial212 25d ago

Actually, that's kinda funny 

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u/FetchBlue 24d ago

Tbh a lot people don’t even recognise Officer Balls is from the game where Man say “Officer Boles”

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u/Mysterious_Length316 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 27d ago

They kinda have a point. It used to have an insanity theme to it that stayed within the DC realm at least. We're getting just random shitposts that have nothing to do with anything with "what the fuck do i name it" or other attempts to reword other various popular posts.

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u/cloakedarmy 27d ago

This subreddit fell off unfortunately. It's in a sad state

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u/rabbid_chaos Perseverer Of Madness 27d ago

I stopped following this sub when Jonkler and Man broke up, never coming back here again.

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u/RedditCantProtest 27d ago

I'm proud of you for never returning to aslume

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u/Humanbacon69 26d ago

Every sub has its peak. Some longer than others. Some even have multiple highs and lows consistently.

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u/XxJackGriffinxX 27d ago

And a lot of times you get people trying to to justify why they post unrelated things and you can get downvoted a lot for pointing it out its crazy at times

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u/Intelligent_Oil4005 The 27d ago

I mean do we have a rule against making post unrelated to DC? I don't think we do. In that case pretty much anything is fair game

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u/XxJackGriffinxX 26d ago

Thats true yeah but if it keeps on the sub will lose the plot, or should i say lore reason

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u/AccomplishedBuy4686 26d ago

Is my Asslume fair game?

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming "I am revenge, I am the day, I AM SKEDETCHER!" 27d ago

I miss the actual "All pics of Batman" that was a lie, cuz it actually fit into the insanity

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u/Afraid-Battle-2425 27d ago

I think that’s what makes this subreddit way more different than any others. It’s just an everything subreddit now

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u/alex99x99x 26d ago

So like every other subreddit? It feels like every subreddit is just an everything subreddit, every subreddit is just porn, politics, or a post from twitter/Tik-Tok. different names, same subjects.

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick 26d ago

That’s just the death of internet monoculture.

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u/Afraid-Battle-2425 26d ago

I mean..so? Every thing in this world is related to everything else. Nothing new can come out of an isolated box. Similarly, every niche is created as a reaction to everything around it! 

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u/Kride501 26d ago

I agree. At least keep it in the realm of DC or something

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

Personally, I love it. I get a lot of memes from here

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u/Snoo_88763 27d ago

"super unfunny"

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u/Psychoneticcc 26d ago

dont listen to them, super… i love you…

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u/Prasanna-69 yeah...i'm Man 26d ago

What is he? really?

a Soup or Man?

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u/Key-Meringue5433 26d ago

He is not a man. He's an it. Soup it soup up it up s

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u/Aspergers_Dude 27d ago

Yeah, to be fair, this subreddit is pure brainrot

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u/ReformedBaptistina 26d ago

...isn't that the point?

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u/Kride501 26d ago

Yea but DC related brainrot. Not just the most random and unfunny shit ya can conjure up all for the sake of shitposting. Shitposts on here used to have standards.

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago edited 26d ago

Was the image of Michael keatons Batman without ears really that funny? I feel like we’re doing this thing old folks do, where they whine about how great the old days were, and then you look into it and it was a time before effective healthcare, rights for minorities and a lack of proper facilities. That is to say that this sub was always about being post ironic (or meta ironic?) and leaned into the anti humour. Lets not pretend like the umpteenth John marston “fucking gay” reaction was ever a deeply profound invention of humour. We’re redditors, we aren’t writing for Looney Tunes here

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u/MegaFartz Exposed To Ace Chemicals 26d ago

Originally we had some standards by keeping to DC and Arkham but then it all devolved into this over time

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u/kenobi1567 Two-Fuck (President of the sub) 27d ago

They ain't wrong, man...this sub has devolved into unfunny jokes that have nothing to do with arkham. The glory days two years ago were amazing.

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u/Chara_Revanite I'm Stupid 27d ago

congratulations, you are no longer stuid, you got cured, now go back to normal society

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

Why do redditors take their shitpost subs so seriously? Are they reclusive?

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u/SKeptical230 Red Rain Batman, Earth -41 26d ago

Long time no see

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u/Magic-Omelet 27d ago

Unaslume: I'm tired of all the posts about Snyderfans tbh

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u/ThinkSea2935 souper-man 27d ago

we lowk becoming like them

in a way

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u/greyguy017 26d ago

I think the only way to be the good guy in this whole director war is to simply not be part of it. I tried being that guy that owns the Snyder Cultists, but as I got deeper into it, I learned more and more how much both sides contribute to the Snyder fans being the way they are, or at least being as loud as they are. I've seen too many "Gunn fans" treating anyone who likes Snyder's movies like they're literal trash, and that you can't like them without being a bot. Sound familiar? Listen to the Snyder Cultists. They're insane and not scot-free from their shit, but they're pointing out a real issue that goes under the radar.

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u/M1ST3RJ1P 27d ago

I also hate people that go outside

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u/ActualyHandsomeJack 26d ago

the sub still has funny posts but it is flooded with a lot of unfunny posts trying to bandwagon on a meme

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

We need to get so stupid that we glitch back around to becoming smart again. And there's only one place we can go to get stupider:

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u/__GnarDab__ Jonkler Jriving: "Jonk Jonk" 27d ago

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u/SKeptical230 Red Rain Batman, Earth -41 26d ago

They're sadly very correct. Before we got popular it was a really beautiful thing, with lots of new jokes and creativity on abundance. Once it got mainstream it got ruined. I remember the peak of the RP days, what a beautiful time that was.

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u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! 25d ago

Unfortunately, I think that's the nature of these things. When subs get popular, they inevitably lose quality of content.

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

Have you considered leaving or helping it improve?

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u/SKeptical230 Red Rain Batman, Earth -41 26d ago

Leaving? Never. Helping improve it? Always but I'm not a mod, and changing hoe and entire server works isn't really feasible.

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u/OpenWindowsAllAround 13d ago

Changing hoe 🗣🗣

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u/DesperateAssistant82 yeah...i'm Man 26d ago

We need the flush for a new flushpoint paradox and reebot

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u/ProfessionalCreme119 26d ago

The amount of chat and comments in this sub compared to Jpeg and gifs is proof that this sub has fallen way off.

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u/I_Hate_Nebraska_ 26d ago

They’re right lowkey

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u/Infinite_Ad_9562 R.I.P Kevin Conroy 26d ago

“You either die a good subreddit, or jonkle so much you become cringe”

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u/omegaprim 27d ago

WE NEED FLUSH 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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u/CAP2304 26d ago edited 26d ago

This sub became a hub for wannabe comedians that don't even care about the games. r/tomorrow is a similar sub that still manages to stay on topic with their shitposts (maybe thanks to their cool jury duty system), this sub just got too popular and started attracting randos.

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u/MemoryComprehensive6 26d ago

I'm not active here but the few posts that ppear in my feed or in a notification are always funny, maybe I'm just lucky

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

Maybe you just don’t expect to see Carlin levels of comedy from a shitpost sub about a stagnant game franchise (you’re normal)

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u/Ladinus_was_taken 27d ago

We need a new jonk.

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u/SandStormv2 Power winch 26d ago

We can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion

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u/Ordinary-Sort3919 26d ago

We should make it so only people who have played the Arkham games can join

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 26d ago

Sokka-Haiku by Ordinary-Sort3919:

We should make it so

Only people who have played

The Arkham games can join


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/haikusbot 26d ago

We should make it so

Only people who have played

The Arkham games can join

- Ordinary-Sort3919


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u/31TeV I've crushed every bone in your body. Now Talk! 25d ago

Happy cake day, Haiku Bot!

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u/Excellent_Mud6222 26d ago

We have big eared Patrick as a subreddit profile. Of course we are.

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u/bigpeepeegirl 26d ago

Said something like this a year ago and got downvoted now look lmao

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u/Legally_Shredded There's no such thing as a "batman" 27d ago

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u/HellKnightKilla 26d ago

Outside people?

Bitch I've been here since Arkham Knight

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u/soveti 27d ago

I think.

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u/Jimmy_Jams_2_0 26d ago

Well jokes on them, I was inside when I joined the subreddit, so it's that guy who's stupid.

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u/Houeclipse 26d ago

We all think we are comedians

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u/Ant1Act1 26d ago

No, we're stupid!

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u/SpecterGaming23 26d ago

yeah its full of cornballs now

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u/Biaknavata 26d ago

Man the deanarchization of these subs kinda sucks. First anarchy chess and now the asslume may have to hire staff again.

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u/Safe-Monitor-8113 i want to be dick poop paper 26d ago

Thats called xenofobia

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u/IHavesSchizophrenia 26d ago

Yeah, kinda, barely any original content posted, and if posted, they'll just have low amount of upvotes due to unuffny and repetitive jokes having way more upvotes despite being unfunny, some of the repetitive jokes are "What do I name this guy?" "Is he stupid?" "Jonkler" edited versions of "man".

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u/IHavesSchizophrenia 26d ago

*unfunny.

and repetition doesn't make it funny because you're infuriating the person who has seen it many times before.

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u/DLC_PR016 26d ago

Flashaslume

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u/Standard_Sandwich_20 26d ago

No 😭 I’ve been here for a few months so maybe I’m not that good of a judge but all the content I’ve seen is centered around the Arkham games and is actually pretty interesting or fun to consume 

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u/Thealphadingus 26d ago

Hey, hey…we’re not stupid OR insufferable! There there, fellow Aslume patients!

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u/Wooden-Agent-3269 yeah...i'm Man 26d ago

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u/DoesntReadTheCards 26d ago

Wait this subreddit is supposed to be funny? I thought we were all legitimately insane. Like goku.

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u/MaizeWorried3805 26d ago

Yea this is my first time checking on this subreddit in like a year and it’s really fallen off. I get there’s very limited content to pull from but that’s honestly what made this sub so special. If people want to post non dc related things it should be to another sub. Used to actually be funny

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u/MaizeWorried3805 26d ago

Why is killer cock wearing pants? Is he stupid?

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u/boringsimp 26d ago

Yes.. we are a bit too obnoxious. Let's just try to keep it within our sub and others that are also silly. Like the invincible one.

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u/KittyKatty345555 26d ago

or maybe we are so smart they can't understand our iq...

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u/Vaporeon42069 26d ago

yeah, I mean... mods should have stopped this a while ago. But it seems the insane run the asylum

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u/gromblis R.I.P Skedetcher 25d ago

no, just go harass these people immediately

(dont, this is a joke)

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u/MiserableMarsupial_ 25d ago

This sub is about Batman? Who the fuck is that?

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u/Wankster_Jankster 25d ago

I miss when the jokes were actually about the Arkham games

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u/confusion-500 24d ago

they kinda right tbh people just be posting whatever now

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u/OverallSalt TEAM BIDOOF 23d ago

My friend, there is no such thing as "too stupid".

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u/Neither_Divide217 Am I stupid? 27d ago

Unfunny

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u/Pinkman505 R.I.P Arleen Sorkin 27d ago

WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED BY THE OUTSIDE PEOPLE

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u/Kyro_Official_ R.I.P Skedetcher 26d ago edited 26d ago

We are perfect amount of stupid

Aint no way I got downvoted over this

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u/Lexis_Menta 26d ago

I can't be the only person who doesn't like the "sub became unfunny" comments towards most of the subs. Like, I can get a couple of posts being not super funny, but ALL THE POSTS ON THE SUB always sounds like an exaggeration. ARE THEY STUPID???

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u/Kride501 26d ago

They have a point. I just sorted by new and saw 5 posts: One was literally Star Wars, one was about a YouTuber not even related to Batman or DC, one was about some TV show? And the other two I don't even fucking remember. Not a single bit of DC shitposting. And that is the majority of what you see.

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u/Lexis_Menta 26d ago

I can understand not liking the posts not being related to DC, but my point was about deeming the entire sub unfunny over a few posts

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u/Kride501 26d ago

My example was a snippet. The point being this is the majority. Even if it wasn't, this is and should still be DC related, no? Why do you think there are a bunch of comments here complaining about this very thing and they get upvoted?

Wether something is funny or not is a different story. What I want is this sub to regain it's identity that it used to have before it got so popular. I don't understand how your funny point is relevant to this discussion tbh

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u/Jolly_Historian920 26d ago

It needs to be made an explicit rule. If something isn’t violating a rule you can’t really blame people for not getting it. All it takes is several people posting non DC related stuff to make newcomers or even those who took a break (not everybody is following this 24/7) from the sub believe they don’t really need to post only dc stuff.

Apparently I need to clean your teeth or something?

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u/No_Aslume2509 Exposed To Ace Chemicals 26d ago

Kinda agree since I did go on a bit of a break from this sub into some of my other ones and only just got back here recently. So their kinda right I guess... I'm not sure really.

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u/StatusAssumption8458 26d ago

Let’s discuss what’s the best game or batsuit for the 10000th time instead

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u/TheD00dWhoChills R.I.P Kevin Conroy 26d ago

No, we're just so GODDAMN AWESOME that the fools cannot hope to fathom our might

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u/Cloud2110 I'm proud of you, Dick 27d ago

Why do people hate our sub? Are they ignorant?

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u/RedditCantProtest 27d ago

Because it has fallen.

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u/ThinkSea2935 souper-man 27d ago

no, we're just unfunny

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u/Icy_End_8921 27d ago edited 26d ago

People having fun? Cant have that.

Edit : @those replying, leave then. No one is forcing you to come back here

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u/LevelNew1884 27d ago

what fun when theres 10 million posts that arent related to man in any shape or form

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u/RedditCantProtest 27d ago

post picture of a horse with down syndrome

WHAT DO I NAME HIM GUYS?!

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u/LevelNew1884 27d ago

exactly what im saying

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u/RedditCantProtest 27d ago

I know. I love you

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u/LevelNew1884 27d ago

bro what

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u/RedditCantProtest 27d ago

I agreed with you, and then shit posted when you reiterated. It's a shitpost sub.

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u/LevelNew1884 27d ago

shouldnt said shitposting sub have at least not repeat the same 2 jokes for the last 4 months

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u/RedditCantProtest 26d ago

Longer than that, boo boo. But still is a shitpost sub

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u/LevelNew1884 27d ago

gotta add the fact that theres a 1/5 chance that a post will have the "are they stupid?" joke for the 20th time today

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u/Runtsymunts 26d ago

"outside people"

Yeh ok bigot 🤨