r/BatmanArkham • u/DesperateAssistant82 yeah...i'm Man • 1d ago

Insanity Why luthor whyyyyy?

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u/AdRound310 Homeless man on the street 1d ago

“ITS AN ISLAND OF VILLAINS ALRIGHT! JUST NOT SUPER ONES…”

“Whats the difference?”

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u/gojiboy69 1d ago

"WE DON'T MOLEST KIDS"

EPIC GUITAR SOLO

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u/aninsomniac_ Alsume Inmate 18h ago

Deathstroke is looking away awkwardly

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u/CuteLilPuppyBoy It's da freakin man! 18h ago

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u/EmployerWitty369 1d ago

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u/SingerFair8777 23h ago

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u/dannyyang910930 Mąńßëxůæľíťŷ 12h ago

Gex

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u/derpyyyyyyyyyticmain 1d ago

Is that tldr news?

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u/ImaginaryLeading8125 1d ago

Nah bro 😂 that's crazy, whoever is the journalist who did this definitely knew what he was doing, absolute foul play

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u/Xavbirb 20h ago

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u/Guilty-Effort7727 19h ago

Thank you skull from persona 5, very cool

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u/modsarestraight Am I stupid? 14h ago

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u/GunnerxZero7 who the FUCK am i? 5h ago

Why does look like he's hard to die

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u/Emergency_Sun_3084 1d ago

Well Lex ain’t wrong…

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u/Joeda900 19h ago

He said Super Villains, not monsters

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u/CourseMediocre7998 Nah... i'm Woman 1d ago

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u/Initial-Dinner-8287 1d ago

He's probably on the list

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u/halpfulhinderance 18h ago

HE WAS UNDERCOVER. UNDERCOVER!!!

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u/Initial-Dinner-8287 18h ago

But why is man with bat ears crying Bruce Wayne is on the list they don't even know eachother,is he stupid?

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u/tater-fucker19 15h ago

Man is an attention seeker 😔

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u/Eomb 3h ago

He was an FBI informant!

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u/GraveDancer1971 Killer Moth boss fight (No-hit speedrun) 1d ago

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u/Audi_R8_Gaming "I am revenge, I am the day, I AM SKEDETCHER!" 1d ago

Even Dickstroke's disappointed in them

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u/Mountain_Shop1155 1d ago

Ain’t he part of that list?

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u/Sad_Carry_7070 1d ago

Yeah, that's why he's disappointed about Lex

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u/Ben10_ripoff non custom (very Inappropriate) 1d ago

Part?? My guy developed that list.

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u/LazilyPunctual Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 16h ago

Developed?? My guy was the list 

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u/SingerFair8777 12h ago

Guy?? My was the list

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u/DAwiZedTyedGuyed 6h ago

My?? was the list

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u/LazilyPunctual Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 5h ago

My?? the list

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u/TryImpossible7332 1d ago

He's disappointed that Lex didn't get him an invite.

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u/Mountain_Shop1155 21h ago

Nah, Deathstroke was with Lex. He’s just disappointed that Lex would lie about not being there as if it weren’t his best times.

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u/Crazyninjanite yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

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u/ImMortalGamer600 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

"you can't hear a gif"

the gif:

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u/Massive_Weiner I’m proud of you, Dick 19h ago

I did not have sexual relations with Man.

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u/SingerFair8777 12h ago

why did bill not have sexual relations with Man?

is he not freaky?

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u/Handsome_tall_modest 1d ago

"When they said evilest men on the planet, I just sorta expected freeze rays and shit, you know?"

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u/2KYGWI 13h ago

This imaking me think of SNL's "Most Evil Invention" sketch.

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u/Handsome_tall_modest 9h ago

That's where I got the joke. Didn't repeat it verbatim.

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u/ShadowtheLaker Miles, we are in a userflair now 1d ago

He was there for the snorkeling

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u/Foamtoweldisplay 1d ago

Fishing with the boys....wait...

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u/Numerous-Matter4204 1d ago

WHERES THE LIST LUTHOR?!?!?!?

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u/Postup2101 1d ago

He really should have been suspicious when Mad Hatter and Deathstroke were invited.

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u/Ghost-Skulk 1d ago

I think it'd be funny if he was actually telling the truth and he only had Leigon of Doom meetings there without knowing what was actually going on

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u/TeddyRiggs 1d ago

Lex is a Bad Guy

But not that kind of Bad Guy

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u/Royal-Disgrace 22h ago edited 6h ago

"Thank you for the invitation, Jeffery. I've had a stressful flight. That damn Venusian destroyed yet another of my Super-Warcrime prototypes!"

"Sounds rough, Lex. You need to relax-"

"No Jeff! We must unite against these foul Ubermensch who consider themselves our superiors! I'm excited to finally meet a group of likeminded, affluent individuals. Who else do I have to turn to, those costumed freaks like the Joker?"

"Yeah, glad to have you Lex! But you gotta unwind a little. We've got some lovely Filipinos for you."

"God, I could eat an entire barrel of Siopao. You're the best Jeff."

A few moments later....

"Superman, its me. We must put aside our differences."

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u/Prometheus_sees05 13h ago

Hey supes... Turns out mankind's biggest enemy is man, please assist

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u/No_ninjas_here-23 yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

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u/SingerFair8777 23h ago

take a seat there will ya?

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u/ImMortalGamer600 Jonkler's jonking jerking Jadonka Jonkling 1d ago

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u/Proof_Fox1851 1d ago

Byrne era Luthor would've been on the island for the intended reason, and would somehow be the only one missing from the list

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u/ClockMoist4904 1d ago

Nah, Lex may be evil, but he has class.

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u/Strict_Pangolin_8339 1d ago

95% of what went on there was not pedophlia. It was the other 5% that sullied the whole operation.

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u/Top_Juice_3127 1d ago

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u/Strict_Pangolin_8339 1d ago

For legal reasons, I have to state that this is a Always Sunny quote.

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u/SingerFair8777 23h ago

that saved you pal

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u/Complete-Actuator558 19h ago

He couldn't join 😔

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u/ice_punch_wooper 10h ago

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u/Ok-Transition7065 4h ago

based as always task master

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u/Postup2101 1d ago

Obligatory insert of SNL sketch

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u/SingerFair8777 23h ago

henry danger if it was made by adult swim:

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u/mewfour123412 16h ago

Deathstroke insisted on meeting their exclusively

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u/Spencyn 14h ago

BREAKING NEWS: Lex Luthor claims he was an informant for the Justice League working against Jeffrey Epstein’s pedophilia ring

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u/Trosque97 21h ago

I'm a Supervillain, not a Supernonce

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u/ParkerPeter123344444 I'm proud of you, Dick 15h ago

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u/Simplejack615 Sans is man, he has no ears and he identifies as male! 18h ago

At least lex has standards

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u/AcientFondant 15h ago

Oh he was a villain alright just not a SUPER one

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u/TheQuestion1 14h ago

He was there for the Snorkling

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u/Professional-Low5204 13h ago

Even Luthor would'nt do that to children

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u/guymine123 5h ago

Yeah, he'd just experiment on them if they were metahumans and/or magical in some way.

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u/Spider_898 13h ago

You know what, I'd believe him

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u/RottonFromTheInside 12h ago

Yall heard about the joseph schnitt situation? He basically said that if the files were to release all the names of Republicans and conservatives will be heavily redacted, aswell as saying there are thousands of pages of files.

Which is not surprising but thats it :3.

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u/Micheal-Afton 10h ago

Luther: Okay. I was on the s3x island. But just for the snorkeling! I had nothing to do with the kid stuff

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u/ElectronicHyena5642 I am vengence, I am the knight, I am MAN 10h ago

He was only there for the snorkelling, just ask Frank Reynolds.

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u/HusktonGamer 7h ago

You cut off the funniest part…