r/BatmanArkham yeah...i'm Man 1d ago

Insanity Why luthor whyyyyy?

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u/Royal-Disgrace 1d ago edited 18h ago

"Thank you for the invitation, Jeffery. I've had a stressful flight. That damn Venusian destroyed yet another of my Super-Warcrime prototypes!"

"Sounds rough, Lex. You need to relax-"

"No Jeff! We must unite against these foul Ubermensch who consider themselves our superiors! I'm excited to finally meet a group of likeminded, affluent individuals. Who else do I have to turn to, those costumed freaks like the Joker?"

"Yeah, glad to have you Lex! But you gotta unwind a little. We've got some lovely Filipinos for you."

"God, I could eat an entire barrel of Siopao. You're the best Jeff."

A few moments later....

"Superman, its me. We must put aside our differences."

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u/Prometheus_sees05 1d ago

Hey supes... Turns out mankind's biggest enemy is man, please assist