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[u/DesperateAssistant82]

[u/FastAd593]

We have strayed too close to the sun

[u/emo_boy_fucker → u/FastAd593]

Like clitoris we will fall

[u/Repulsive_Comb_4187 → u/emo_boy_fucker]

CLITARIS! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

• Farzar

[u/Ver_Nick]

[u/FastAd593 → u/Ver_Nick]

Literally me

[u/Xavbirb → u/FastAd593]

It's him!

[u/FastAd593 → u/Xavbirb]

It is I

[u/guymine123 → u/Ver_Nick]

[u/Darthgalaxo → u/Ver_Nick]

[u/HapHazardly6 → u/Ver_Nick]

Squirr el no

[u/Sleek_Hero → u/Ver_Nick]

Imma goon to your pfp twin.

[u/Brubaker620 → u/Sleek_Hero]

[u/ZestycloseStep2120 → u/Sleek_Hero]

[u/LowEffortOracle → u/ZestycloseStep2120]

[u/Ver_Nick → u/Sleek_Hero]

Ayo that's sus

[u/Sleek_Hero → u/Ver_Nick]

Say that again, you sussy baka

[u/Individual-Ad9753 → u/Sleek_Hero]

[u/SamurottAce → u/Ver_Nick]

dap me up bro

[u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Genuine question but why did Superman let his stepfather die here like Jesus Christ do something

[u/ExtentTerrible8475 → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

His dad used the force to paralyse him

[u/TokyoBananaDeluxe → u/ExtentTerrible8475]

Jonathan needed to aura farm before getting fucking obliterated

[u/Existing-Foot-9918 → u/ExtentTerrible8475]

Die in a fucking tornado, I must. Shitty writer, Zack Snyder is

[u/att0nrand → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Because Zack Snyder fundamentally doesn't understand Superman

[u/Comfortable_Mud00 → u/att0nrand]

Oh no, snoid

[u/Grievi → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Jonathan raised Superman with the idea that he shouldn't, under any circumstances, reveal his powers, because of potential negative consequences both for Clark himself and humanity as a whole.

[u/Random_Nickname274 → u/Grievi]

Isn't superman fast enough to do it unnoticed? (This one too)

[u/soyboysucc → u/Random_Nickname274]

He deadass displays reaction time and speed that allows him to perceive and throw hands with the Flash in JL so yeah he’s fast as fuck

[u/Grievi → u/Random_Nickname274]

1. I personally haven't seen this particular version of Superman having such capabilities.

2. People there are still going to notice Jonathan suddenly teleporting from tornado to under the bridge, abd that's going to raise suspicion.

[u/VaguelyShingled → u/Grievi]

1. Run “normal” speed to “rescue” Pa.

2. Grab him, hold him tight. He’s your Pa.

3. Let the tornado carry you, the invincible man, and Pa cradled safely in your arms to another location.

4. “Wow, it’s a miracle we both survived unscathed! Praise Jesus!” (We are in Kansas which is predominantly Christian so this is what Clark would most likely say)

[u/Grievi → u/VaguelyShingled]

Ah, yes, being seen as a literall messiah who can perform miracles thanks to the Gods will is EXACTLY what Pa Kent wanted for Clark. It's not like we already got a scene of a woman claiming that Clark was blessed by the God because he managed to save a drowning schoolbus with her son to illustrate the entire point./s

Superman may be invincible, but Pa Kent isn't. Unless Supes could grab him and fly away immediatly, Jonathan would have gotten killed or mortally injured. And Clark would get exposed.

And even that is a best-case scenario, because Clark mastered his flight abilities only after discovering kryptonian ship in Arctica, LONG after Pa Kents death.

[u/Random_Nickname274 → u/Grievi]

1) Ok.

2) It's shouldn't be problem if there no video proof of this (and probably most people wouldn't pay attention to this while their surroundings gets destroyed.)

[u/DesperateAssistant82 → u/Grievi]

Yeah he never showed this much super speed in movies. In bvs everyone jokes of the aura farming at the court house bomb scene. Maybe he's not that fast in zack's world. Then in jl he's fighting with flash in super speed 😵‍💫

[u/Radiant-Reputation31 → u/Grievi]

Didn't this version of Superman fight hand to hand with the Flash? Sure seems fast to me

[u/Grievi → u/Radiant-Reputation31]

He didn't exactly reach the same speed, only noticed him.

And even, young Clark Kent was far less expirienced and didn't master all of his powers.

[u/mranonymous24690 → u/Random_Nickname274]

Yes.

[u/KasHerrio → u/Random_Nickname274]

If he goes that fast he'll just disintegrate his dad lol. He doesn't have super durability like flash or soup

[u/ActionKid98 → u/Grievi]

what are we, sane?

[u/mtheory-pi → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

The key to understanding Snyder's movies is that they're not driven by plot, characters, or anything else that would make sense. Rather, they should be understood as a collection of aura farming scenes loosely tied together by an incoherent plot.

[u/TheMasterBaiter360 → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Uhhh idk

[u/Normal_Stranger_3643 → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Dumb writing

[u/EvelynNyte → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Synder is an objectivist and Pa Kent is trying to teach Clark to do what's right for himself first. It's a horrible take; probably worst written thing in Superman ever.

[u/Walican132 → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

It was a test and Clark failed. His father‘s last thoughts were “why didn’t the boys save me? This was the moment.”

[u/Raaaaandyyyy → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

That’s not what a stepfather is

[u/genophobicdude → u/Fine_Quarter_4387]

Hahaha I love thrashing these Zack Snyder movies. They're absolutely so painfully stupid.

[u/CourseMediocre7998]

[u/bananabread_boi9]

No Clark, I can tech this shit.

[u/EpicGamerer07 → u/bananabread_boi9]

Don’t worry Clark, I have Democracy Protects

[u/PhoenixD133606 → u/EpicGamerer07]

We need a suddenly Helldivers sub

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[u/Zesnowpea]

Headass

[u/gurkenwassergurgler → u/Zesnowpea]

😡

[u/WOKLACE134]

Fuck I love that soft MOS soundtrack

[u/DesperateAssistant82 → u/WOKLACE134]

Hans Zimmer is goat

[u/firesurvivor22]

[u/Batboy3000]

[u/thetruememeisbest]

we need r/peggingmeme

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r/SubsIFellFor

[u/Aware_Flow1070]

What am I, some kind of super man?

Say that again.....

[u/Modalvest]

[u/sandia_64]

5 de asada

[u/No-Comparison4932]

Me but it was a goth femboy

[u/MySnake_Is_Solid → u/No-Comparison4932]

No that's gay.

The homies ain't gay.

They wear socks.

[u/No-Comparison4932 → u/MySnake_Is_Solid]

Femboys are women.

[u/PhoenixD133606 → u/No-Comparison4932]

No they aren’t.

[u/_dxw → u/No-Comparison4932]

femBOYS… yep totally 100% women

[u/No-Comparison4932 → u/_dxw]

They’re male women

[u/_dxw → u/No-Comparison4932]

no? they are feminine men

[u/No-Comparison4932 → u/_dxw]

No. They’re feminine males.

[u/_dxw → u/No-Comparison4932]

that’s what i just said

[u/No-Comparison4932 → u/_dxw]

You’re saying MEN = Masculine and WOMEN = Feminine but we all know that’s not always the case. Manhood and womanhood are not purely just genitals.

[u/_dxw → u/No-Comparison4932]

that isn’t what i said at all

[u/ipodblocks360]

It's really nice to see that Batman Arkham hasn't changed in the slightest.

[u/orlokcocksock]

Bro didn’t need saving in the first place

[u/SnausageLinx]

Taken if it was based

[u/KoalaRashCream]

The absolute stupidity of that scene. Mediocre Man is more like it

[u/jaj18189]

[u/hufflezag]

When Sonic found Shadow?

[u/letmejustdie]

cinco de asada ;3

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