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u/rennan 29d ago
He uses a manual toothbrush, what a pleb.
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u/Youngsinatra345 29d ago
The maid brushes his toofs
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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 29d ago
“The Royal Penis is clean your Highness”
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u/TBANON_NSFW 29d ago
how was the sequel? i havent seen it yet. undecided if i should or just keep the memory of the first one.
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u/labchick6991 29d ago
It was cheesy, but completely in the expected ways. Obviously dont expect a masterpiece, and i really do t remember it much, but i recall it being an enjoyable ride with memories :)
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u/guitarguy35 29d ago
"Yea ya mothafuckas, welcome to the United States of America, time to roll out the red carpet in ya'll bitch asses."
Only the OG's know
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u/Sleepyllama23 29d ago
A whole inch of toothpaste though!
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u/Treesbentwithsnow 29d ago
I got some new toothpaste the other day and actually read the directions and it said squeeze out one inch onto toothbrush and brush for one minute. I thought 1” seemed excessive.
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u/Sleepyllama23 29d ago
In this economy ??
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u/PsyopVet 29d ago
Seriously. I’ve been so broke that I’ve squeezed the tube so hard I was basically using the essence of toothpaste.
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u/Bornagainchola 29d ago
You fancy. You have to use scissors and scoop it out.
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u/Odd-Artist-2595 29d ago
I’m old enough (older Gen Jones) that I remember being taught how to make a paste with baking soda and salt to clean my teeth. I have resorted to doing that in a pinch, on occasion.
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 29d ago
I'm also Gen Jones, my mom used that growing up to brush her teeth but she did buy her kids toothpaste but told us not to waste it. We all ended up with a crap load of cavities. She changed her tune about "wasting" toothpaste!
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u/exFAT_James 29d ago
you blow it open and fill with water then shake n squirt!
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u/getmybehindsatan 29d ago
Toothpaste sales have dropped mostly due to everyone using mechanical toothbrushes which have much smaller heads.
You only need a pea sized amount, regardless of how big your brush is.
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u/FrostyVariation9798 29d ago
That’s what she told me - but she left me for a guy who used a whole inch.
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u/anon8232 29d ago
A quarter inch is ample. You should brush for two minutes. 30 seconds for each quadrant.
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u/6ix9ine_meme 29d ago
As a guy, 1" is definitely not more than average I would say
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u/Exotic_eminence 29d ago
My coworker was so sad that his wife’s IUD didn’t do a vagina dentata on him the way my wife’s IUD would prick my prick
I said don’t worry it’s prolly that my wife’s cervix is more shallow hahahaha
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u/Unlikely_Conclusions 29d ago
Bro this literally happened to me with multiple girls with IUDs they all swore that’s supposed be impossible and now I’m even more confused
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u/trashmoneyxyz 29d ago
I was always taught a pea-sized amount, and that's what ill use until I die goddamnit
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u/infra_d3ad 29d ago
It is, the directions tell you to use more so you go through it faster and have to buy more, you only need a small amount.
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u/Away_Stock_2012 29d ago
One inch of toothpaste is too much, should be pea sized amount
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u/mvanvrancken 29d ago
How come they’re still yellow?!
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u/Charming-Court-6582 29d ago
Yellow is actually a healthy tooth color. Looks bad, but perfectly healthy. I'm more surprised there are no royal rules about teeth whiteness
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u/Gockel 29d ago
i ... dont think they had access to Price Charles' actual toothbrush for filming
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u/officeja 29d ago
Paul butler I think his name is, he got into so much shit for doing this interview . He was a butler for the royal family
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u/Low-Can7370 29d ago edited 29d ago
I think he got into shit for selling private letters & belongings of Diana reasonably soon after she died incl info about her sex life / affairs etc..
he was judged for being gross in terms of The dirt he’d share whilst selling himself and his books / interviews / going on reality tv etc as a ‘close friend of the princess’. No one gave a fuck about him saying Charles is a useless cunt. Most of the UK knew that already
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u/Sgtwhiskeyjack9105 29d ago
"Paul butler I think his name is"
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You think the butler's name was "Paul Butler"?
Paul Butler the Royal Butler?
Civilisation is crumbling.
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u/Low-Can7370 29d ago
Tbf i know someone called Brian Doctor. He’s a neurologist Specialising in dyslexia.
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u/Midnight-Bake 29d ago
I knew a dude whose last name was mayor and his goal in life was to be a mayor just so people would have to call him mayor mayor.
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u/drRATM 29d ago
That got me too. Like he ain’t using some sonic-care electric thing that’s encrusted with jewels. I’m calling bullshit on this video.
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u/manhattan4 29d ago
Paul Burrell was a royal butler, but he is also known to be a top bullshitter who wanted to sell loads of books. I happen to know another former royal butler who did confirm Paul is full of shit, but won't say any more than that about his time working in the palace.
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u/EasyPriority8724 29d ago
Bureĺl is a shit stain of a man, always on the make with any little thing to remain relevant and pissed off when he got blown out.
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u/Alastair789 29d ago
If he was the butler, what was he doing having such access to the King anyway? A butler is in charge of the dining room and pantry, yet he's taking on the duties of a valet?
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u/manhattan4 29d ago
Indeed. That's my understanding of the hierarchy from speaking to the guy I know. The valets would undertake the personal contact tasks, the maids do the household tasks, and the butler would be more of a team leader role.
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u/crosstheroom 29d ago
He's so sheltered how would be know they exist? It's not like he's shopping for himself, not even online.
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u/beatles910 29d ago
He's British, so I just assumed he didn't own a toothbrush.
(Relax, it's just a joke)
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u/nellyruth 29d ago
The royal penis is clean your highness
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u/HideousLaughter 29d ago
I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.
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u/Then_Analyst7732 29d ago
did you make a reference to "coming to America" (I don't know the name in english, in spanish is "Un principe en Nueva York)?
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u/Kraken-__- 29d ago
ONE INCH OF TOOTHPASTE?!? What the royal fuck!
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u/Opus-the-Penguin 29d ago
Yeah, they're supposed to be on the metric system over there!
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u/Possible_Sun_913 29d ago
Its called the imperial system for a reason.
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u/Half-Borg 29d ago
Never heard of Great American Empire, which spread the American language around the world?
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u/Six_of_1 29d ago
The UK still officially uses miles, it's common for older people to think in imperial. I think you've been misled.
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u/NCguy4FunTimes 29d ago
An inch of toothpaste seems like a lot of toothpaste to use.
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u/apryll11 29d ago
Thats the recommended amount for Sensodyne
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u/rostamsuren 29d ago
Of course Big Toothpaste is going to want people to use more!
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u/Phrynus747 29d ago
The UK absolutely does not universally use the metric system. Are you ignoring stone? Pints?
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u/StJimmy_815 29d ago
While I’m sure the Royal Family are prissy fucks, the guy in the interview, Paul Burrell, is a con man that will say anything to make money and stay relevant
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u/Dizzy-Silver-4678 29d ago
Absolutely agree. I'm a vehement anti royalist, but this bloke is revolting.
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u/tacetmusic 29d ago
I like to imagine Charles had the measure of him and was just fucking with him.
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u/gerhardsymons 29d ago
I'll have you know he buttles with the best of them.
Actually, I have no idea if he's a good butler, but it's damned hard to get a good bat-man these days, by Jove.
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u/humoristhenewblack 29d ago
I don't know anything about these folks but my first thought was "traitor" and I loathe blood borne privilege
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u/CornerNo5679 29d ago
His brother is in the Epstein files.
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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 29d ago
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Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac
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Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid
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Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”
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• https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290
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u/JoyousMadhat 29d ago
Someone do a quick tldr. This much text is frying my mind!
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u/CygnusVCtheSecond 29d ago
They're all at it. It is part of their "religion" (if one can call it that).
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u/InspectorNoName 29d ago edited 29d ago
So after this dude made these crazy claims, another one of Charles' staff clarified that Charles was in an arm sling during this time and was unable to do basic things for himself. He does not regularly make people squeeze his toothpaste or fish papers out of the waste bin.
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u/Cuddlyzombie91 29d ago
Thank goodness you clarified, I was beginning to worry that his lifestyle was too lavish and privileged to relate to.
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u/jld2k6 29d ago
He couldn't even have told us that himself? Had to have someone else do it? 😉
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u/Fwoggie2 29d ago
It's Paul Burrell. In the UK he's viewed as a massive see you next Tuesday.
Prince Harry and Prince William said him selling out their mum in a tell all book was a cold and overt betrayal. Prince Harry later called him a little shit.
A survey in the UK found that 52% respondents thought he was wrong for publishing his book.
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u/NickEcommerce 29d ago
It should also be said that part of the reason they think he was wrong is that when you take a job where you promise the utmost discretion, and commit to upholding someone's privacy because you see them at their best and their worst, and then quitting and selling your story to a newspaper, is a shitty thing to do. He also sold private letters that Dianna wrote to him in confidence, which is also a shitty thing to do.
You don't have to be a royalist to think Burrell is pretty scummy, in fact it's one of the things royalists and republicans agree on.
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u/GoblinGreen_ 29d ago
Yeah, I mean, his dad was in WW2 in the navy, raced horse carriages and was a general bad ass. They all joined the forces. His son fly's a rescue helicopter and Harry was in afgan. I don't like king Charles and I'm sure he lives a life of luxury but what's described in this video is a life of an invalid.
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u/TariqKhalaf 29d ago
Bit of context: Paul Burrell is a free-loading chancer who will do anything to keep his gravy train going.
If you believe his claim about the paper in the bin, I'd like to know where you stand on his claim that he's being haunted by the ghost of Princess Diana.
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u/ChattingToChat 29d ago edited 29d ago
That being said, King* Charles is definitely living one of the most privileged lifestyles of all time.
Edit: changed it to King
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u/Adam-West 29d ago edited 29d ago
Depends how you define privileged. He’s unbelievably rich. But he can’t ever relax, he has to shake hands and pretend to be interested in about a thousand people a week. And he’s never in his life been to the cinema or a restaurant or any other normal activity without it being a gigantic fan fair. And he could never ever get drunk in front of anybody but his most trusted staff or family. He almost certainly has never had a truly authentic friendship. To see his mum he had to arrange an appointment. I don’t think I’d switch places with him. It’s not the same as being rich and famous like Beyoncé or Bill Gates. I think it rather swap places with anybody in the upper middle class than Charles.
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u/JLinCVille 29d ago
Apparently he was good friends with Joan Rivers https://www.biography.com/celebrities/joan-rivers-prince-charles-friendship
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u/runkat426 29d ago
This is actually the biggest part of why I am anti-monarchy for the UK. The Royals are people who should get to choose their own life path just like anyone else - to whatever extent we do get to choose our life path - rather than being forced by an accident of birth onto such a rigid path. He would have been much happier getting to be a civil engineer and marrying Camilla in the first place.
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u/TinkerTom69 29d ago
Poor Charles I will play him a very small violin 🎻
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u/Adam-West 29d ago
Im not saying poor Charles but would you genuinely want that life?
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u/SsaucySam 29d ago
I think you underestimate how shitty our lives are lol
Absolutely yes
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u/madmaxturbator 29d ago
that comment is extremely dumb lol. he can do all of those things - they are not disallowed. it would cause some hassles for him & his family, and he likely wouldn't enjoy many of those things anyway.
but he can absolutely show up wasted to an event, and nothing bad will happen to him. he can go to a gigantic fair in america, few people would recognize him. he can go to the best restaurants in the world on his private jet, and he can go to a tiny spot in greece (and again, no one will actually recognize or givve a shit)
people become desperate to convince us that the rich are struggling "just like us" and its the dumbest thing ever lol. some of us are working double shifts & figuring out which one we can skip so we can take our mom to chemo, and these clowns talk like royals have it tough.
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u/hotmugglehealer 29d ago
He can literally fuck little kids and nothing will happen to him. Want a source on that? Look up his brother, prince Andrew.
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u/Dodlemcno 29d ago
definitely not struggling just like us in most ways, but in ways we don't get. Most would be smart to swap places with him. My Dad was in the Navy with him and he was a bit of a loner - maybe in that way he struggles some of us do. But I don't think he feels the freedom we do. If he turns up drunk somewhere it would be a media storm that would follow him the rest of his life
It's a silly thing to compare really, and utterly pointless. Plus what the fuck are we doing with royals in 2025. Whole thing is stupid. Why write this? Who am I?
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u/FureiousPhalanges 29d ago
it would be a media storm that would follow him the rest of his life
Have you heard about what his brother did? The media were pretty quick to stop talking about that
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u/CylonRimjob 29d ago
Everyone’s life sucks. It just sucks for different reasons. But his ups are considerably higher than the vast majority of the planet, so it’s hard to give a shit.
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u/Powerful_Leg8519 29d ago
Charles and his penchant for not doing a damn thing for himself has been well know for years but yeah as soon as the clip started I was oh that’s Paul Burrell and he is always full of shit too lol.
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u/ginbandit 29d ago
I agree, Burrell has a vested interest in this kind of story and is also a massive knob.
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u/Guy-InGearnito 29d ago
This.
And I don’t believe for a second that Charles said “a letter from the queen” that would have been “one of mummy’s letters” 1000%
Burrell is a w⚓️
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u/Certain_Television53 29d ago
A manager once called me over from the other side of the factory floor to pick up a piece of paper.
So, it isn't, beyond the realm of possibility that this happened.
BTW I refused to pick up the paper and walked off complaining about wasting my time.
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u/xeroxeroxero 29d ago
I cannot read the name "Paul Burrell" and not hear it in either Angelos or Barry's voice.
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u/Odedoralive 29d ago
Can we do a Survivor style show with royals having to rough it out in the wilderness. And…just…leave them there…?
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Or send them to the grocery store…..
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u/mtheory007 29d ago edited 29d ago
Donald Trump just found out that groceries is a word like 7 months ago. 🤷🤦
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u/Potato_Stains 29d ago
“GRO-CER-IES…. that’s what a lot of people are calling them now, you know the breads and the pizzas, gotta have the groceries, Biden didn’t want the groceries but I want the groceries”
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u/IamBeingSarcasticFfs 29d ago
Old Charlie boy was sent to an Australian boarding school as a teenager and was forced to do long distance runs and survival shit in the outback.
Toffs have a pampered lifestyle but only after being brutalised as kids. It’s why they are all psychopaths
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u/swansongofdesire 29d ago
All of them have also served in the military.
I’m sure they could coast if they wanted to, but the accounts I’ve read of William and Harry at least are that they genuinely enjoyed the hardships & camaraderie and had a need to prove that they could handle it as well as anyone else.
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u/Dave-1066 29d ago
This guy’s BS lies have been exposed dozens of times. He’s a chancer who made crap up for sensationalist stories he sold to the gutter press. Diana’s sons have nothing to do with him because of it.
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u/appletinicyclone 29d ago
For context this is the royal butler that betrayed princess Diana 's confidence according to her son's Prince William and Harry
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u/tullystenders 29d ago
So wait, a comment said this is not true? Like, it does seem kind of odd for a former aide of the Prince to utterly smear him in such a weirdly casual way.
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u/ANewStartAtLife 29d ago
Paul Burrell is Princess Diana's former butler and a loathsome, lying fuck.
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u/The_Draftsman 29d ago
I'm not a royalist or whatever but this guy is a snake oil salesman and I wouldn't believe a thing he claims in this interview to be true
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u/Jaredlong 29d ago
The toothpaste part doesn't seem made-up to me, precisely because it's such a simple task. I could see a butler going into the bathroom each morning to check supplies and prepping a toothbrush while he's there. Just squeeze it out and set it down. When a royal butler's job is to anticipate the king's every need, I don't know why they'd draw the line at a menial 10 second task.
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u/Funwithfun14 29d ago
Related, a family friend guarded Air Force One overnight. Bush goes down the line shaking hands w/ airmen thanking them.
Family friend asks for an autograph. Bush raises his hand up by his ear. The moment the hand hits the top a pen w/ cap removed is in his hand. Bam that fast.
I get it l.
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u/Amazing-Marzipan1442 29d ago
very introverted
Well the implication is not that it's done in front of him.
It is done invisibly so that when he steps into the bathroom everything is already arranged for his royal ass so he wouldn't be inconvenienced in any way.
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u/alison_bee 29d ago
So many articles have been coming out lately about billionaires building bunkers, but who tf do they think they’ll have around to work for them?!
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u/SugarRushLux 29d ago
The royals are disgusting people in the past and will continue to be in the future.
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u/sn0m0ns 29d ago
Reminds me of when I got a call to return to a customer's house because I left a single nail and tiny piece of wood in their trashcan that had no bag. The distributor called me 6pm on a Friday in the summer 30 minutes after I left the customer's house. It's a holiday weekend and I'm fighting my way just to get on the highway and they want me to hit the first exit and drive all the way back to the customer's house. The customer was threatening to cancel the check and give them a bad review.
I have never had to hold back the rage and disgust I had for a person more than when I showed back up at their house to find out it wasn't even the owner of the house it was her mother in law.
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u/Synner1985 29d ago
If Paul told me the sky was blue, I'd go out and double check.
I wouldn't believe a word that comes out if this grifting cunts mouth
If his lips are moving, he's more than likely lying.
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u/Ivor_the_1st 29d ago
This is a bit old. He's king now, isn't he? I mean the privilege probably just got worse if anything...
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u/Zettotaku 29d ago
He can't even pick up a letter that accidentally fell into the trash bin? Excuse me, what? Sorry, but that's part of why I think we didn't use the guillotine enough. The message hasn't sunk deep enough into the collective mind.
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u/IneetaBongtoke 29d ago
I really like the British, but for the life of me I cannot understand how there are so many people that are not only cool with the Royal family, but endorse them. Like, this shit is burning through so much of your tax dollars, and these pedophile incests didn’t even earn the title through any merit other than being born.
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