r/BeAmazed • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Aug 06 '25

Skill / Talent The royal lifestyle

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u/nellyruth Aug 06 '25

The royal penis is clean your highness

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u/CheesAndGreetings Aug 06 '25

BUTTLE IT!

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u/fuckinradbroh Aug 07 '25

Read this in Peter’s voice lmfao

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u/LadyLish Aug 07 '25

What does that mean!? Why does it sound like it fits?!

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u/enjoi_uk Aug 07 '25

😂😂😂😂

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u/HideousLaughter Aug 06 '25

I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.

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u/rikkster93 Aug 06 '25

Was it knot to your satisfaction?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

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u/chattywww Aug 07 '25

Some of my shoes the store employee ties it to make a sale and I never untie it. There was one that I had to retie after 2 years was an unpleasant experience

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u/Pivotal_Anxiety Aug 06 '25

Thank you, king shit

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u/TraditionPast4295 Aug 06 '25

Remind me the name of that song. I probably haven’t heard it since high school.

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u/zesty_ranch Aug 06 '25

Ludacris. Word of Mouth. Can’t remember the song title lol

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u/Grizzly-Slim 28d ago

Word of Mouf

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u/EffectiveSoil3789 Aug 07 '25

I knew luda was real when he got pranked by red and method man on that one show. Gave him a flow with no rhythm 😆 and he still killed that track

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u/DryAfternoon7779 Aug 07 '25

These bitches throwing rose pedals at my feet maaaaang

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u/Then_Analyst7732 Aug 07 '25

did you make a reference to "coming to America" (I don't know the name in english, in spanish is "Un principe en Nueva York)?

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u/The_Autarch Aug 07 '25

That is indeed the reference.

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u/roastpoast Aug 07 '25

I thought it was scepter*

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u/NOTTedMosby Aug 08 '25

Gotta say, I like Coming to America more than A Prince in NY. But, I understand the change. You can't just say america and mean the US in Spanish.

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u/Veroxzes Aug 06 '25

From this moment on I command you not to obey me!

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u/Duel_Option Aug 07 '25

Bark like a dog

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u/Belgianbonzai Aug 07 '25

Hope they don't iron that one flat, then fold it a specific way.

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u/fetal_genocide Aug 07 '25

😅 classic throwback

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u/No-Staff1170 Aug 07 '25

I can’t stop laughing at this.

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u/CrosseyedBilly Aug 07 '25

“Royal testicle washer, if you touch my taint again I will have your hand, and as for you taint washer…”

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '25

But what about the royal balls?

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u/KeepYaWhipTinted Aug 07 '25

I always assumed you had sex with your bathers... I know I do !!!

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u/Coins_N_Collectables Aug 07 '25

“Your mouth was cold. Don’t eat ice beforehand next time.”

Yes, your highness

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u/randomshitlogic Aug 07 '25

Your hardness!

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u/CarmynRamy Aug 07 '25

Lube it and place it right into the vagina pls...

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u/3163560 Aug 07 '25

So you're saying the royale no longer has cheese?

Mr. Vega will be displeased.

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u/_MightyLionRoar Aug 09 '25

It's this start of a Snoop Dogg song