r/BeAmazed Aug 06 '25

Skill / Talent The royal lifestyle

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u/Sleepyllama23 Aug 06 '25

A whole inch of toothpaste though!

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u/Treesbentwithsnow Aug 06 '25

I got some new toothpaste the other day and actually read the directions and it said squeeze out one inch onto toothbrush and brush for one minute. I thought 1” seemed excessive.

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u/Sleepyllama23 Aug 06 '25

In this economy ??

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u/PsyopVet Aug 06 '25

Seriously. I’ve been so broke that I’ve squeezed the tube so hard I was basically using the essence of toothpaste.

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u/Bornagainchola Aug 06 '25

You fancy. You have to use scissors and scoop it out.

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u/Odd-Artist-2595 Aug 06 '25

I’m old enough (older Gen Jones) that I remember being taught how to make a paste with baking soda and salt to clean my teeth. I have resorted to doing that in a pinch, on occasion.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Aug 06 '25

I'm also Gen Jones, my mom used that growing up to brush her teeth but she did buy her kids toothpaste but told us not to waste it. We all ended up with a crap load of cavities. She changed her tune about "wasting" toothpaste!

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u/Odd-Artist-2595 Aug 07 '25

Oh, yeah. We definitely had toothpaste. But, I was a curious kid and a voracious reader who spent nearly all of her time in the company of adults. (Closest sib was +10yrs & didn’t go to a local school.) I’d ask about what they did before [insert whatever] and they’d tell me and let me experience it, if possible (and desirable). The days before pre-packaged toothpastes like we knew weren’t that long gone. I’m pretty sure that some of my great-aunts never did make the switch. In fact, a rare visit to one of those aunts might be the reason for my having experienced it. We didn’t visit often when I was a kid, but I remember at least one of them still used an outhouse.

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u/Charming-Court-6582 Aug 07 '25

I'm a millennial but we were taught the same baking soda trick when you run out of toothpaste. Great in a pinch but not good long term.

We also used a baking soda paste on wasp/bee stings. No idea how effective that actually is

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u/Cardinoodle Aug 07 '25

TIL about Gen Jones! After reading a little, it makes sense that my mother belongs to this cusp generation. I always thought she didn’t quite fit as a Boomer/Gen X.

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u/The_Autarch Aug 07 '25

Be careful with that. Baking soda is incredibly abrasive and you can permanently destroy your enamel. I've seen some horrifying pictures of teeth from people thinking they were saving money by brushing with baking soda.

Regular toothpaste that says it contains baking soda only has a very teeny-tiny amount.

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u/ossifer_ca Aug 07 '25

Cut open the end, just at the weld, and scoop from there.

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u/LickingLieutenant Aug 06 '25

Is it A scissor, you mean the pair

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u/Bornagainchola Aug 06 '25

No. I meant what I said.

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u/fckingnapkin Aug 06 '25

I have a little scraper I use to scrape out every last bit after I cut open a tube. Excellent.

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u/K_A-W Aug 06 '25

I'm pretty sure moisture is the essence of wetness ... and wetness is the essence of beauty

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u/exFAT_James Aug 06 '25

you blow it open and fill with water then shake n squirt!

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u/FehdmanKhassad Aug 06 '25

are we still talking about toothpaste ?

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u/PsyopVet Aug 06 '25

I guess after that I could boil the tube to get out the toothpaste residue.

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u/rainbownightterror Aug 06 '25

instant water flosser

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u/No-Category-2329 Aug 06 '25

I knew a girl like that once…🤣

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u/kindasuk Aug 07 '25

Brushing with ghosts

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u/vonlagin Aug 07 '25

Not broke but just seems like the practical thing to do.

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u/t8ne Aug 09 '25

Should sell that as homeopathic toothpaste, minor investment of ~$5 crest and then infinite profits…