I think the spiders in my kitchen are plotting something

[u/fluffypinkpubes]

All summer they kept to their own corners, but tonight all four of them have congregated in the same one. What's up with that?

[u/strwbrryseeds]

this is such a perfect example of why this is my favourite subreddit. i love this post lol

[u/fluffypinkpubes → u/strwbrryseeds]

Thanks 🩷

They have now split into two pairs. Do you think it might have been a double date?! Should I give them some privacy? 👀

[u/strwbrryseeds → u/fluffypinkpubes]

ooh, maybe!! if so, i hope they both went well <3

[u/pomegranate7777]

🕸🕷🕸🕷🕸

[u/oliveoilgarlic]

Maybe their favorite show has a new episode every Wednesday night and they’re watching it together

[u/VividFiddlesticks]

Ohhh, do you have a birthday or anniversary coming up? Maybe they're planning on weaving you something special.

[u/fluffypinkpubes → u/VividFiddlesticks]

I love that idea! :)

[u/HauntedHouse10273]

Your title reminded me of the song “Rule #47 - The Birds are Plotting” by Fish in a Birdcage, basically about a bird thinking of how it could mentally torture someone. The spiders are trying to make you afraid, the spiders are plotting.

[u/fluffypinkpubes → u/HauntedHouse10273]

Well, they need to plot harder then, because so far they've just managed to make me curious. 🌝

Also username checks out because that's some haunted house-ass music :D

[u/6moinaleakyboat]

Sleep well and see what morning brings

[u/Ibizl]

it's the time of year where the males start seeking out females :) that and colder temperatures are why we usually see an uptick in them in our houses around the fall.

[u/SweaterUndulations → u/Ibizl]

baby spiders!

[u/Crusty_White_Baton]

September is mating season

[u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

🎵🕸️arachnoid glee club 🕸️🎵

[u/mylitteprince → u/Optimal-Ad-7074]

Cornershop quartet 

[u/CertainImpression172]

Swinger spiders