r/Bolehland 23h ago

Abang polis vs geng potong Q

2.1k Upvotes

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u/LeJoker8 23h ago

Of course the most sohai one is a Mercedes driver.

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u/I3usuk 23h ago

Patut saman je, boleh pulak nak bincang dengan polis.

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u/monsteraeverything 20h ago

Saman tak guna, duit dia ade. Entah2 tak bayar. Biar macam gini best! Masa semua orang ade 24 jam. Gini baru adil!

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u/bloody_ass_ 18h ago

saman ikut percent gaji, baru adil

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u/Iz__n 12h ago

Still cannot. Certain orang besar under report income. Tapi small business owner income on paper besar tapi gaji bersih dia kecik. Susah nak kira

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u/PotatoGamerXxXx 22h ago

Perangai b40, eh oups šŸ˜…

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u/GanacheAvailable5111 22h ago

he's driving a C200 Kompressor. technically a B40 car now.

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u/eddxtrastrange 21h ago

Pretty sure that's CLA

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u/fructoseintolerante 20h ago

That's even B40er than basic C class.

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u/MCZBlaze 21h ago

Not really B20, I say more like a middle class compact car

I think you may be referred to 2000s Kompressor C200 class

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u/I_Love_Msia 1h ago

That is Aclass Progressive Line. The cheapest car in MB for those want the logo only.

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u/Ok-Computer-6108 5m ago

So Germany's summons system is B40 level system eh?

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u/TomatoReput nasi kandar is overrated 20h ago

it's in their blood

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u/TDE97 19h ago

Ahh, Osama Bin Russel

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u/TomatoReput nasi kandar is overrated 18h ago

don't forget his disciple too, Kimikaze Talibantonelli

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u/Specialist_Serve6661 23h ago

This kind of abg polis is the best

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u/Pinkybleu 21h ago

Memang. Panas tul tengok mamat sekor dua yang boleh berhenti depan polis tu tunggu bagi jalan. Aduh...

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u/ExistingPanda5151 23h ago

Queue cutter pisses me off.

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u/Seanwys I am here for the drama 22h ago

Right? And some of them still have the audacity to be aggressive when trying to cut in

It’s up to me to give you space or not, not up to you to force your way in front of me

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u/xbot21 17h ago

Have u ever successfully blocked out pick up trucks?

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u/Full-Pause-4763 22h ago

ofc qc pmo

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u/Iz__n 12h ago

Still cant move on that some dude here being defensive and say ā€œtheres no queue in trafficā€

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u/Just_Illustrator6906 lazy, 44-year-old bougie bitch 23h ago

Tengok misai aje dah tau garangšŸ˜‚

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u/Accomplished-Yak8584 22h ago

Ehem

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u/Iz__n 12h ago

Dude a legend

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 22h ago

Weh, misai tu ada elaun tau tak?!!

At least back then. "Moustache allowance" could reach RM 2000 if you could recreate A. Galak's iconic moustache.

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u/Randomus-08 22h ago

kene lagi ramai abg polis utk cater makhluk potong q ni, dorang ni punca trafik jam.

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u/Iz__n 12h ago

Betul. elok jalan 3 lane jadi 1 lane sbb orang duk sebok potong dari lane 2

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u/Soft-Card1125 22h ago

Mercedes driver tak puas hati.

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u/friendlySpiderAtHome 22h ago

ā€œKau kenal tak aku anak sape?ā€

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u/Xylvenite 21h ago

I think it should be a case study on how assholes somehow always forgot about their name whenever they get angry.

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u/rebelslash 21h ago

Lama gila gaduh dengan police tu cause sped up. I cant imagine the anxiety I'd have holding up traffic lawan police pulak haha

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u/HighLvlNoob69 21h ago

Tah keluar saman baru tahu

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u/rebelslash 21h ago

BMW Stats

+50 confidence

-100 intelligence

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u/Remembercucumber 19h ago

BMW suddenly catching strays

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u/rebelslash 19h ago

Eh its a merc sorry. Freudian slip lmao

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u/AfiqRyunosuke I am grilled patootie 23h ago

Ayah aku pencen trafik jalan bandar pun dulu selalu buat macam ni. Tak bagi can kat geng potong Q

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u/osamaodinson 3h ago

Ngl everytime i see polis trafik i salute man. They always on top of their game when doing their work and seem to never complain be it very early in the morning or tengah panas. Salute ayah bro

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u/JudgeCheezels 22h ago

1 of 10,000 in the traffic force. Grateful but unfortunate.

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u/kurangak 22h ago

This left lane turn that goes to traffic light.

theres a need to put a camera there. And straight away issue summon whenever it detect queue cutter.

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u/Typical_Commie_Box90 22h ago

Missed the turn means missed the turn, these asses want to create traffic jam. Go find alternative routes, may even be faster.

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u/Toumei-ningen-121 21h ago

yesssss. see how the flow improves without these selfish a-holes. your journey may get longer bcs of it, but causing other people so much unnecessary stress and time loss bcs of you is just shitty

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u/No_Ferret5903 4h ago

The traffic light is notorious to be known to be short, personally this is my hell to pass but i never poting. But need to wait 20-30 minutes sometimes. But you a holes like this that love to putting making us wait longer. Ngl this made me happy. Hope they do this often

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u/Affectionate_Bit262 22h ago

I ride my bike to work and back home i always see cars cutting queue so i used my annoying moto privilege and honk these cars whenever they try to signal to cut lines its fun you have the right to scream at them as well cuz uts a double line mean you can't switch lanes

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u/Grant9387 22h ago

We need more heroes like you.

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u/Affectionate_Bit262 22h ago

Dont worry I don't honk at random cars that try to switch lanes normally because I usually have few secs to slow down to let them switch lanes and yes i hate bikers that honk at cars for signalling properly its noise pollution

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u/Affectionate_Bit262 21h ago

Just did it again, to the velfire driver trying to cut queues, F you

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u/Vencer_wrightmage 16h ago

its always the velfire or yellow myvis.

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u/kimi_rules Crazy Car and Tech Enthusiast 22h ago

Abang Polis showing mercy, cutting queue is fineable and it's quite alot iirc.

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u/rmp20002000 22h ago

Hope for a day when this is unnecessary. 50 years ?

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u/qamarnajm 20h ago

You guys are lucky. You are just asked to move away. Here in Dubai, it is a basic penalty of AED 600. Many a times in Sharjah, you wont even know that you are fined and realizes ocne it comes as SMS notificaiton

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u/princeofpirate 19h ago

Autocracy vs democracy.

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u/Mugiyajijiji 18h ago

I hope they implemented that here but maybe with some adjustments first, 600 is damn too high for us the common folks.

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u/qamarnajm 18h ago

To be honest, any fines in the road - it carries minimum 400 AED that equals to MYR 425 and raises to 3000 to 10000 and more.

Minimum is parking ticket 100 AED to 150 AED

We are also normal btw. We can’t help but pay when we are fined.

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u/Mugiyajijiji 17h ago

Ouch, that's scarily steep amounts for me. Btw, can I ask is it common to see people committing traffic infractions there? I mean the ones like in the video; cutting queues, double parking, running red lights, that sort of thing

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u/qamarnajm 17h ago

Yes. Very common and we don’t have police standing there. We have hi-tech cameras installed some places, it is live CCTV. Some other places it is programmed to catch or capture the violation.

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u/qamarnajm 17h ago

Breaking red signal is dangerous amounting to fine I believe between 3000 AED to 5000 AED with the car being confiscated for 30 days and black points. I believe 12.

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u/Mugiyajijiji 16h ago

Ohhh I like the harsh punishment for running red lights, it's quite common here to the point even passing a green light I made a habit to glance at all other lanes.

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u/Background-Ad-2480 20h ago

Mana geng geng "alaa mengalah je la bagi masuk, tak rugi apa apa pun". Tak nampak pula dekat comment

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u/comphys 16h ago

dorang kat belakang bro tak sampai2 simpang lagi šŸ˜‚

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u/Renrem210169 22h ago

Rare abg Pulis W

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u/Final-Revolution-823 23h ago

Good teach these bastards

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u/Glittering-Algae7438 22h ago

Well done abang polis. Satisfying to watch

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u/kozanifact 22h ago

I'm familiar with this road and there's usually a long queue because the traffic light turns red after like 10 seconds. And then need to wait 3 to 4 mins or so for the next green light. Why can't the traffic light duration for this road be changed?

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u/wowbl 19h ago

Where is this road?

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u/kozanifact 19h ago

Jalan Perak in KL, intersecting with Jalan P Ramlee

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u/wowbl 13h ago

Oh yeah I used to work around that area, so I know that long queue to exit to sultan Ismail is horrible

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u/anembor 22h ago

Why can't you follow the long queue?

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u/kozanifact 22h ago

I always follow the queue buddy. The context of my question is why can't JPJ or other relevant government agency consider changing the duration of the green light, which seems to be the cause of the long queue. It's a genuine question and your assumption that I don't follow the queue is downright childish.

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u/Stickyboard 22h ago

Coz there is more longer queue in the other lane so the priority for this lane lower

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u/ActuallyHenryCavill 22h ago

if it causes the line of the lane to become congested, the priority needs to be revised.

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u/Jakeyloransen 22h ago

why not lodge a formal complain tho if it's troublesome?

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u/kozanifact 21h ago

You're missing the point and your question presumes I have not (and that the status quo will change if I have). I think we need to be better in having public discourse minus the fingerpointing and nitpicking.

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u/Jakeyloransen 21h ago

you failed to imply that you have already done so -- and proceed to lecture people for assuming the obvious. I think we need to be better in descriptive writing minus the pretensiousness in clarification.

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u/slapworks 19h ago

Nice lecture. I think you need to be better in descriptive writing minus the pretentiousness, grammar mistake, and spelling error.

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u/iwilleatthat010 22h ago

plate p and plate j owner feeling relief today. no p or j appears.

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u/Ch1ll69 22h ago

Where can I vote for the best police man in the country?

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u/Lollipopman_ 22h ago

This road is hell. The traffic light after this left bend only lets 5-6 cars through every round. And the queue cutters make it 10x worse for people waiting in line.

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u/ReporterOk69420 21h ago

Wish they did this for the bulatan gombak. The road can’t cut in but people don’t care and causing unnecessary jam

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u/Accomplished_Suit212 21h ago

Sometimes i look at the driver first, and no plat, people who lives outside the city mmg selalu salah jalan so why not. But the obvious bmw merc users. They can f off.

Kadang nampak auntie tua, kasi can je la, she probably terlajak.

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u/Practical_Dingo_905 20h ago

Why does he call out ones already in the lane to get out?

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u/princeofpirate 19h ago

Those already cut queue. But managed to get back in line.

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u/hArRiS_17 20h ago

Ok so if a car beside me wants to potong queue, should I just mengalah or not? My blood boils when people potong queue like this. Seeing that policeman don't tolerate this kind of people is really satisfying

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u/RandomFish83 5h ago

I don't know what's the difference between cutting queue and zipper merge. I always get mad too when people potong queue like this, but like, I'm not gonna zipper merge because I get mad when people potong my queue. But I know that zipper merge is legal.

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u/Mischalanious3202 20h ago

Hahaha padan muka 🤭

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u/jt101jt101 20h ago

abang polis terbaik i like him šŸ˜„

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u/S3anL33 22h ago

The deeper issue lies in the lack of a well-planned public transport system in Klang Valley. This is compounded by the government’s push for domestic car sales, which has flooded the roads with too many cars. Add to that the poor city and road planning, and, to top it all off, the absence of serious repercussions for breaking traffic law resulting in reckless driving.

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u/LowDrop8551 20h ago

Good. We need maybe 100k more of this officer across the entire Malaysia

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u/joejuga 20h ago

Yea this is all nice but is Abang Pulis gonna be there everyday?

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u/Diligent_Alps1785 20h ago

Power la abang polis

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u/rebelslash 21h ago

Where is this? Maybe joining the queue is impossible? Lets say you exit and the queue already panjang past the lane where you exit?

Just dev advocate. Sometimes if dont do this it ads 20+ mins just to circle back around

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u/Lv1_Magikarp 19h ago

I'm with you on this, honestly there are quite number of road that forces you to merge in because the queue already superceeds the exit that you come from. The best one I can say is kuchai lama exit to mid valley. 3 lanes by definition, but 7 lanes in the morning.

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u/roggytan 20h ago

Most of the queue cutters have some entitlement issues

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u/BF4_medic 22h ago

Terbaik

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u/FaraYuki09 22h ago

Ni polis bagus buat kerja elok.

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u/No_Advice_5735 22h ago

Puas hatinya... I would watch this whenever im stressed, should be a content of itself.

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u/Hungry_Research_939 22h ago

Salute to this officer

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u/nk098 22h ago

this best

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u/ScaleObvious2043 PoweredByRandomThoughts 22h ago

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u/Laineyyz 22h ago

Love you abang polis 🫶 need more polis like this

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u/Starscream412 22h ago

Akhirnya! Tiap kali aku ikut lane kiri nak masuk traffic light tu mmg ramai suka potong Q, aku serious malas nk horn atau cari gaduh pasal benda simple yg org tak boleh nk fikir. Harap polis dapat pantau dengan lebih kerap, dan juga terima kasih kerana hadir šŸ¤šŸ»

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u/Wonderful_Letter_961 22h ago

sweet sweet justice

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u/Modmyvi 22h ago

The hero we need

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u/windmillcheer 22h ago

Geng potong Q ni annoying. Selalu kena kat akleh exit to jalan tun razak. Memang i wont give way, follow rapat kereta depan

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u/yvliew 22h ago

Good job abang polis!

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u/alphaquetoo 22h ago

Give this cop a medal!

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u/Android1111G 22h ago

wow finally. Good Job Abang Polis

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u/mrkay21 22h ago

Yang dah masuk lane pon dia surh pg. Puas hati tengok

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u/Possible_Web_6377 22h ago

We need more police like this.

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u/Inthiran7 21h ago

Love this

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u/KeeperOfUselessInfo eats milo raw with a spoon 21h ago

You know what’s sad? These cunts still think they are in the right. They will continue doing this for the rest of their lives. This perangai kenot fix liao.

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u/Massive-Community830 21h ago

Yeah do this instead of saman let them feel frustrated by making a big round or queuing back again! Well done officer 😈

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u/Duthedude 21h ago

the merc dont know rules?

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u/Paybackaiw 21h ago

Mercedes drivers, as always, the stubborn ones.

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u/Pang2099 21h ago

The hero we neededšŸ˜Ž

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u/xaladin 21h ago

If they could've switched lanes much earlier, then yes.... This is the HERO we need. Give this dude a medal!

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u/Dezpinefire 21h ago

Terbaekkkkk

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u/OwnDiscount3866 21h ago

the only kind of cutting i hate

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u/Monsta_Owl 21h ago

Easily hit KPI thank you abang pulis

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u/zuc8055 21h ago

Tabik to abg polis!! Banzaiiii!!!

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u/Neolombax 21h ago

Very therapeutic to watch

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u/Beginning_Neat_5970 21h ago

Respek abang polis.

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u/syahir77 20h ago

Please, simpang ke Woodlands dan JB, mcm harem potong que.

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u/kamihaze 20h ago

Tq abg polis

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u/MalayNoble 20h ago

All the more reason to have a good public transport and network

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u/felixcheam 19h ago

Tabik spring!

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u/rogan_rgd 19h ago

Big salute to abang traffic...

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u/Healthy_Brick_4361 19h ago

Bravo šŸ‘

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u/SabunFC 19h ago

If we put better sensors for our traffic lights, abang polis can do better enforcement instead of directing traffic during peak hours.

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u/cattybombom 19h ago

Easiest way to b hero Make.queue cutters go long way

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u/NoCantaloupe5326 19h ago

Hambik.. terbaik.. šŸ‘

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u/sleepycatlolz 19h ago

Lejen work for real. Screw lane cutters.

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u/XxXMeatbunXxX 19h ago

Lol good job abg polis but why is the kapcai allowed to cut through the solid line?

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u/konaharuhi 18h ago

mantap abang polis. ini yang kita mahu

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u/haikal60 18h ago

Finally some actual traffic policing šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„

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u/Ok_Agency_3133 18h ago

MErz Driver, Pump, Ron 95 only, mahu tunjuk lagak! puih!

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u/maelstormmy 18h ago

TerbaikkšŸ‘

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u/yuck27 17h ago

I absolutely love this video. police should do this more

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u/Some_Day_6959 16h ago

Plot twist - this is a Tik Toker with a Polis outfit filming himself...

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u/Comebackk1dd 16h ago

Brutally awesome!

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u/c0ul0mb 16h ago

abang polis vs r/malaysia

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u/iturtle8 16h ago

Puas hati tengok...

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u/TannedAngmoh89 15h ago

This man’s a hero. I’ve never understood the subzero IQ levels of people who need to ā€œdouble parkā€.

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u/Duke_of_Memes_ 15h ago

Not all heroes wear capes

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u/MafiaRamones_ 14h ago

Memang macam ni la punca jem

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u/hafidzhentaimiku 13h ago

Typical cla/ a class owner, baru merasa kete nazi terus pikir jalan ni dia punya

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u/Mr_PotatoeHead88 13h ago

So satisfying to watch

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u/Jealous-Cattle-8385 6h ago

Damn, watching this gives me so much satisfaction. I always meet these Sohai drivers. Ppl who drive like this are the definition of selfish and it's unfortunate that there are a lot of them.

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u/rajajengkol 5h ago

Jakarta perlu copy petugas macam ni

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u/Raihou204 5h ago

Siapa yg record ambil video ni? Ada tupai pegang camera?

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u/yeahboiyeahboy 4h ago

We need more of this

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u/No_Ferret5903 4h ago

Omggggg fuck yeah please come everyday. This lane can stay to half an hour. First traffic light sekejap then idiot busy potong. I fucking hate this laneeee

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u/SuperConfuseMan 3h ago

Baik lah abang polis ni. BAGUS !!

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u/garuqpantad 3h ago

The importance of having camera on police officer šŸ˜‚

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u/Fun-Inside8535 2h ago

So wonderful to see!

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u/Netrunner666 2h ago

Yes finally a cop did something I imagine i would do if i were a cop. Sir you deserve my tax money.

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u/M3LW1N94 2h ago

More police like this please

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u/GentlestButterfly 1h ago

I think I want to become a police traffic just to do this (bcs i did similar thing during hs by having jawatan)

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u/FrostedBeatsOwO 22h ago

Now I wonder,

What if I try to merge as soon as I can but people just won't tolerate and give space and I end up having to merge very last minute.

Like the intention to queue properly is there, but since the queue is longer than the road I exit from and people just won't alternate and let people in while moving.. is it cutting queue? šŸ¤”

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u/ducttaperulestheworl 22h ago

I know a few road that is horribly designed in a way I can never go home if I don't break a rule.

There's that road from Mudajaya building in Damansara where it demands you to cut 3 lanes to enter that traffic light lane. If you failed to cut then you're forced to make a big circle back to this loophole.

There's a highway that leads to this traffic light and it's always congested leaving zero breathing room for people merging from the left.

Which... doesn't make sense that I have to wait until 9pm for the traffic to cool down.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/KZQkuyX7V74AEYox5

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u/FrostedBeatsOwO 22h ago

Yes this is what I mean, but ofcourse following proper traffic rules, it's just that there's a queue and you can't merge into it.

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u/Stickyboard 22h ago

You fail driving test? This lane got double line.. you cannot merge there

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u/FrostedBeatsOwO 22h ago edited 18h ago

I didn't state it, but I'm not referring to this specific road, specifically it's the exit from the tunnel that goes under the north-south highway near Paradigm Mall merging onto the LDP.

So in this situation, as soon as you go onto LDP, theres no way to get at the back of the queue, the line is mergeable, putus-putus.

Hence why I specifically mentioned that: "The exit I come out from is ahead of the queue".

I guess it's better to stop in the middle of the road until someone gives way, go out of your car, find out which car was the back of the queue, then wait for it to pass then merge.

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u/axlalucard 20h ago

damn sohai mercedes . should just saman

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u/cheeksonclouds 19h ago

But what about the people who aren’t aware that they’re supposed to turn left at that moment…what if they’re new to the road……..? And have no choice but to cut…..?

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u/lurkzone 22h ago

is this new SOP by our PDRM? posting vids for personal clout? or improve PDRM image?

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u/princeofpirate 22h ago

Whatever the reason, the police done their job. It also serve to protect themselves against false accusation.