r/BrandNewSentence • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 15h ago

"all we ate was LSD and I had to stop because I saw Jesus Christ in my curtain one time and I'm Jewish"

6.8k Upvotes

91 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cami816 • 5h ago

he deliberately farted at police during a strip search

694 Upvotes

53 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Otherwise_Basis_6328 • 17h ago

Tremendously compassionate and discreetly admiring

3.3k Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/LeSpermReceiver • 3h ago

Triple Whopper with cheese easily feeds 7 cats

161 Upvotes

9 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Zee_Ventures • 11h ago

No EMPA, just NADA.

606 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/nibletta • 17h ago

Oil execs dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice to lube up every time they have a wank

1.1k Upvotes

23 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DesperateRadish746 • 57m ago

A turd in a marshmallow…. 😆

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/NoofNic • 1h ago

Lactose intolerant to chicken

• Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RichGirls-Haven • 19h ago

...wholeheartedly prefer a collision...

451 Upvotes

...

13 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/stitch_on_mars • 11h ago

Cannibals roasting steaks over open fires

88 Upvotes

31 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/RichGirls-Haven • 20h ago

Imagine punching someone so hard that they turn into a door...

460 Upvotes

42 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/DonnyMox • 17h ago

“And then he heroically commits sexual assault”

235 Upvotes

5 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/eAlexandrohin • 4h ago

Ahegao clanker

13 Upvotes

on r/notinteresting

4 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/chx_ • 1h ago

real Sinologists know that certain of the field's elder scholars are immortal Scythian mummy-kings

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/orchid_breeder • 1d ago

You mean to tell me an OreБarger Ring used to only cost 35 cents??

5.3k Upvotes

135 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/YungBeefaroni • 1d ago

Doorbell is overheating.

4.4k Upvotes

45 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Neolithique • 1d ago

An American woman living with an African tribe in Scotland.

8.7k Upvotes

316 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/EcstaticMolasses6647 • 1d ago

Thanks Chuck Norrisferatu.

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475 Upvotes

https://youtu.be/iwTX8rEYde8

14 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/accurate214 • 10h ago

They're a life ender 🙏

20 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Able_Health744 • 10h ago

that is a insane feat

14 Upvotes

from a post of mine talking about a drinking game with the 2025 war of the worlds

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Yunofascar • 1d ago

"I use a Peter Griffin Buddha Statue to farm kills on genocide"

274 Upvotes

9 comments

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Rules:

1. Post Comedic Sentences That Aren't Common.

"Brand New Sentence" doesn't literally mean a new sentence. Comedic sentences that are convoluted and/or unusual are what this sub is for!

Examples of sentences that don't fit include:

Common phrases
Idioms / proverbs / things translated from other languages that sound "odd" in English

2. Be Civil.

Ad Hominem. Don’t post or comment things that are considered to be controversial, offensive, or in bad taste. Racism, transphobia, homophobia, sexism etc. will not be tolerated and you may be banned at moderator’s discretion.

3. No Politics In Posts Or Comments.

You must not, under any circumstances, comment or post in order to incite political or ideological debate. Topics that might incite toxic debate may be removed or blocked entirely - that includes politics and mentions of current famous politicians, vaccinations, hatred based on appearance, race, ethnicity, gender etc. and might result in a ban.

4. No Reposts.

Search for the sentence on this sub using the search function before posting, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to being a repost.

5. Link The Source.

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

Text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups
Links to things that are NSFW
Twitter (X) posts

6. Avoid Satirical/“Brainrot” Sentences.

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke or satirically, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

7. Post Sentences Made By Others.

Sentences you have made, or sentences created artificially using bots or AI are not allowed.

8. Brand New Sentences Should Be In The Title.

Respect the post format rules. Read the wiki for more detailed info on rules in general.

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

9. No Nudity or Gore.

Self explanatory. This is a subreddit for new sentences, not anything vulgar such as nudity or gore, or links to such.

10. Mark Nsfw Sentences.

Some people just don’t want to read it, and it’ll be removed if not marked. This may include, but is not limited to sentences with sexual undertones, extreme profanity and/or slurs.