82
u/DeadLast22 Jul 07 '25
That other kid dressed just like me ran straight into me.
15
65
u/Justachattinaway Jul 07 '25
Poor thing. He’s so embarrassed, he just sat there.
26
u/bg-j38 Jul 07 '25
It's interesting how the kid had no reaction. I've seen so many times where a kid falls down or trips and they're really fine, and then a parent comes running up all agitated and upset, and then the kid starts crying because if mom is upset, maybe I should be too.
2
u/TinyMouseInATaco Jul 15 '25
He played whack fck and lost. Lol , perhaps he is contemplating where it all went wrong 😅
17
11
11
u/ghettoccult_nerd Jul 07 '25
this is the age where you know the rules but now learning why said rules exist.
6
4
u/-grc1- Jul 08 '25
This happened to my family about 15 years ago in the mall. My daughter and I were in the walkway just hanging out. She was 4 years old. Inside of the Gap was my wife shopping. My daughter saw my wife inside of the Gap, and she decided that it was time to go hug mommy. At full speed my daughter ran and ran so fast to go hug her mommy and then boom. Plexiglass. Everyone within 4 miles turns around to look and see if she's okay, and all I could do was laugh. I don't know if that makes me a bad person, but I know it means I can recognize good comedy when I see it.
4
u/THRSALWYSNXTYR Jul 08 '25
Summertime, 8 years old, im a chubby kid with a mullet who's just getting into horror flicks and a new Blockbuster opens in a nearby town. Mom finally takes me there. The excitement at what I may find in the horror section overwhelms me, and as soon as mom puts the woody wagon in park, I leap out of the car, fling open the doors to Blockbuster and run straight in....except there was a glass wall on the other side of the vestibule. A group of teenagers who were working there watched my fat, mulleted ass blast into the glass wall like a hawk attacking its own reflection.
2
3
2
2
2
u/screename222 Jul 07 '25
Scared me for a second, on first watch I thought his shoe came off, and therefore died
2
1
1
u/RecalcitrantHuman Jul 07 '25
In fairness, that doesn’t look like a mirror in the video. Looks like an opening
1
1
1
1
1
u/Edith_Keelers_Shoes Jul 08 '25
The long stare by the adults indicates to me that this is not the first time Junior has taken a header into a mirror.
1
1
1
2
2
u/iRedditJustForYou Jul 07 '25
Dads instinctually know how dumb their son is in the first couple of months. Moms don't figure it out until they hit about 7 and are still scratching their butt and wondering why all their food smells funny.
190
u/ProfessorOk4996 Jul 07 '25
The long silent pause where everyone stops dead to stare at him.