I think it’s time for you to stop considering salads

[u/JoeChip1992]

[u/smokesletsgo13]

Another toothpick.

[u/mr_eugine_krabs → u/smokesletsgo13]

I’d like to stick her in my teeth.

[u/SadPetDad21 → u/smokesletsgo13]

She's an amazing singer. That much I do know.

[u/JarredandVexed → u/SadPetDad21]

Thank U, Next

Now that's a hit!

[u/SadPetDad21 → u/JarredandVexed]

I'm so.. fuckin.. grateful for my...exsh

Gimme shum Jimmy Deansh shweetie

[u/ClarenceWalnuts99 → u/SadPetDad21]

A hit is a hit, and this my friend is not a hit!

[u/thedude1240 → u/smokesletsgo13]

[u/Front-Counter7249]

Grande ? That's an Italian name

[u/Unable_Lime_2903 → u/Front-Counter7249]

Ariana ... that a cold medicine?

[u/mister_mAMGoo → u/Unable_Lime_2903]

Means happiness in Italian

[u/Zealousideal-Map9327 → u/mister_mAMGoo]

What the fuck does that have to do with cold medicine?

[u/leroyyrogers → u/Front-Counter7249]

Family name is grandeelli

[u/Weary_Specialist_436 → u/Front-Counter7249]

which parta da boot are you from hon?

[u/i-got-a-jar-of-rum → u/Front-Counter7249]

Maybe you’re a Grandé

[u/4thCenturyChocolate → u/Front-Counter7249]

Ariana Piccola

[u/aduckonthepond → u/Front-Counter7249]

For pizza

[u/AutisticBonobo]

Some rack protruding sternum on that girl.

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/AutisticBonobo]

“I like a woman where there’s absolutely nothing whatsoever to grab onto”

[u/moroisinmilis → u/Wanksters_Paradise]

You grab hold of Ariana Grande she'll fucking disappear

[u/leroyyrogers]

Mmboy are you thin

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/leroyyrogers]

The Machinist van HungerStrike-elli III

(It’s an Italian name)

[u/captainprice117]

She’s so thin her blood type is Ozempic

[u/moonwalgger → u/captainprice117]

Before and way before

[u/Mr_Kung_Pao]

Discontinue the Ozempic

[u/Wanksters_Paradise → u/Mr_Kung_Pao]

Kids’ a toothpickbred, and those chest bones - madonne

[u/Bitter-Cable-181]

It's like an ad for a fucking weight loss center, after and WAY after! Ey u/JoeChip1992 you hear what I said?

[u/Gummybowl]

AIDS??

[u/VirgoJack → u/Gummybowl]

Nobody's got AIDSh

[u/sovereignsekte → u/VirgoJack]

I don't wanna hear that word in here again!

[u/anyones_ghost]

I like a woman you can't grab on to something

[u/Direct_Arm_8391]

Have a breadstick! 

[u/OKidAComputer]

If i told you 15 years ago she had an ass, would you believe me?

[u/MrGreen17]

To me she is beautiful: Modiglianiesque.

[u/CorkyCucuzz → u/MrGreen17]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/TrepidatiousInitiate]

I heard they were removing Ariana Grande from Ginny Sack’s ass.

[u/model1994 → u/TrepidatiousInitiate]

The implication was that her ass is so big that she could have a mole that size removed from it.

[u/Weary_Specialist_436]

think about it Tone, sudden weight loss?

[u/SSGSS_Darth_Maximus]

Gabagool, ova here

[u/Right_Honorable_Gent → u/SSGSS_Darth_Maximus]

Gabagool??? OVA HERE 👇👇

[u/SSGSS_Darth_Maximus → u/Right_Honorable_Gent]

Who's that speaking here? Is somebody speaking?

[u/ThatOneAttorney]

mmm boy, are you fat!

[u/itzyaboi22 → u/ThatOneAttorney]

Reginal Van Gleason the Third

[u/User_Many_Errors]

Does this family only talk about food, Jesus Christ!

[u/MalibuShrooming]

Her blood type is aids

[u/harborq]

Ariana Tall

[u/the_gerund]

After, and waaaay after

[u/repulosapi]

Put the egg salad, gabagool, manigot and ziti in her mouth!

[u/Snoo24144]

She needs to start eating beef and sausage by the carload 

[u/BadCowboysFan]

“She eats like a bird …”

[u/TyrionJoestar]

I could do that, no problem

[u/creationsfool]

Jesus, can we ever talk about anything in this subreddit besides food?

[u/KolKoreh]

If I told you at one time she had an ass, would you believe me?

[u/ClarenceWalnuts99]

Ozempic, lotta money in that shit!

[u/Lateapexer]

if i told you 10 years ago she had an ass...

[u/YukioHattori]

Hon, another steak san

[u/Henrywynn]

I heard she had to have 95 milligram mole removed from her ass.

[u/pdog109e → u/Henrywynn]

That's highly inappropriate, you want, I'll demand he is downvoted.

[u/EweCantTouchThis]

Who’s the fat chick?

[u/Ok_money88]

Faccia Brutta

[u/GirlsNightOfficial]

I wanna smell her butthole so bad

[u/ArchaiusTigris → u/GirlsNightOfficial]

[u/colonyy]

To me, she's beautiful. Disordesque

[u/cumdump_overflow]

I wonder if this show had been more of a 90s show than a 2000s show, people in this sub would prefer skinny chicks. Instead, they're a bunch of chubby chasing gooners 😅

Anyway, four dollars a pound.

[u/CleetusVanDamage]

Like an Irish Broad's ass...during the famine. Ohhh!

Hear what I said, Tone...

[u/-Citizen_Zero_]

She's beautiful. Toothpick-esque.

[u/leroyyrogers]

I heard she had a 95 pound mole added to her ass

[u/Feisty_Stomach_7213]

Visible ribs and no tits a hit in any man’s league

[u/Redlion444]

She needs beef and sausage by the carload.

And some fucking ziti too

[u/Daimonos_Chrono]

Holy shit, that fuckin things still alive?!

[u/R0botDreamz]

Weird how we aren't allowed to talk about this insanely popular person's eating disorder. We just have to pretend she's perfectly fine.

[u/Smash_Palace → u/R0botDreamz]

We're taking about it now

[u/R0botDreamz → u/Smash_Palace]

We are unemployed degenerates who do not matter. Im talking about normal people.

[u/sillyhobo]

I think the salads are working

[u/WannaBeDistiller]

I like a woman with something to hold on to

[u/AbbreviationsSea2516]

Needs gabagool

[u/KingReo619xxx]

She needs to lick some more donuts 🍩

[u/_msb2k101]

She pisses me off so much

[u/Successful-Study4983]

98 pound bundle of joy

[u/Time-Huckleberry6282]

Small feet and big boobs a huge hit !

[u/Canadia86]

Manchester Arena, whatever happened there

[u/Odd_Possibility_2277]

She was white? Arianna Grande

[u/Physical-Tomorrow686]

Grande, like the nachos?

[u/DanielGoon69]

Why don't we get to hate on her for "doing whiteface"?

[u/Responsible_Bake_756]

Wannabe Dot Head

[u/mwagner26]

In all honesty, is she okay?

[u/LurkMcGurt666]

Karen Carpenter something something

[u/No-Bus-4529]

Have a cookie, you're delusional!

[u/Interpositive]

EAT the donuts... don't LICK the donuts.

[u/Glad_Confusion_6934]

What’s different about you?!

[u/Medium_Hope_7407]

Oof Marone she looks terrible!!!

[u/Historical-Swing4333]

After and wayyyy after

[u/Apprehensive_Map3984]

Mayonnaise. EAT MAYONNAISE!

[u/animusgam]

[u/Illustrious_Feed_457]

What the fuck is wrong with ladies thinking they’re only attractive if they’re stick thin? I like a woman you can grab onto …